Topic: Who do the characters hope will never show up? (Read 7060 times)

Is it cold in here? · « **on:** 15 Nov 2009, 00:02 »

Not counting those who have already shown up, such as Beatrice Chatham.

JD · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 01:13 »

Obscure character list gooooooo

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 11:28 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 15 Nov 2009, 01:13

Obscure character list gooooooo

Interesting point you've got there.

The really horrible people in the strip are obscure. The regular cast doesn't include anyone worse than Sven, and nobody really malevolent. Hannermom was a real anomaly when she appeared.

The explanation for that may be Jeph's stated preference for writing a comedy rather than a soap opera. But even comedies can include villains.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 12:38 »

Soap operas don't have villains, they have the Libby (and variations thereof).

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 16:51 »

I have been on TVTropes since you posted that, damn them and damn you.

JD · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 16:54 »

You lack self control young padawan

Surgoshan · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 17:11 »

Give in to your anger, my young apprentice.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #7 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 17:12 »

If either of you want to earn my loyalty you better give me a fucking lightsaber.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #8 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 17:13 »

Does it count if I get chlamydia and bang your mom?

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #9 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 17:22 »

preferably not in that order.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 17:28 »

How else will I light my saber and give it to you? Figuratively.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #11 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 17:43 »

I am trying to be clever here but I've got nothing, sorry.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 17:50 »

[blah blah blah] fucked your mother [blah blah blah] totally banged mother Theresa [blah blah blah] something about bowling with Jeff Bridges.

JD · « **Reply #13 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 18:59 »

Many people fucked your mother, quite the slut she was.

jonarus_drakus · « **Reply #14 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 19:12 »

Yeah, only problem was that i was at the back of a fifteen long cue...

Have we taken this too far yet? Have we taken this too far yet? Have we taken this too far yet? Have we taken this too far yet? (repeated ad-infinitum untill you pull this damn car over... wait a sec, thats not right... let me check my notes...)

Merrick · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 Nov 2009, 12:13 »

While you were discussing it, I slept with all your mothers.

And fathers.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 Nov 2009, 21:20 »

Quote from: Vendetagainst on 15 Nov 2009, 16:51

I have been on TVTropes since you posted that, damn them and damn you.

/agree with this. I think I read well over a hundred articles before I was finally able to stop.

Near Lurker · « **Reply #17 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 13:57 »

Sara.

Carl-E · « **Reply #18 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 18:13 »

[Sara walks in dressed as Pizza Girl]

Dora: "Hey, I remember you - you used to work here, didn't you?"

Faye: "Holy shit, girl, you still owe me for up and quitting in the middle of your shift!"

OK, maybe not.

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What previously mentioned character would cause the most misery by appearing?

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