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Slick

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who am I
« on: 15 Nov 2009, 22:10 »

What makes you you and what you are? Bizarre Bizzare is what you are!
Would you wonder what I was if I did not presume to tell? Perhaps, Pehraps, is what you'd think.
But if I told you would you know? What makes a thing a thing and not not?
Well any rate of change is good, if change is what you're after.
What makes you what you are you are, and not instead a me?

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
With monosyllables and questions only!
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Re: who am I
« Reply #1 on: 16 Nov 2009, 02:48 »

what the fuck?
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Re: who am I
« Reply #2 on: 16 Nov 2009, 02:55 »

what the fuck?

phew, I didn't want to be the first to post that
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Re: who am I
« Reply #3 on: 16 Nov 2009, 03:29 »

What art thou? Ever ask thy conscience,
With honesty inquire anew
If thou, O man, be false or true,
And face the truth without evasion
What art thou? Study the scriptures
For they will tell thee what thou art:
A child of Sin, in Satan’s snares
How full of guile thine evil heart.
Roll off the ragged rocks of sin
And greet thy saviour now.

(from J.S.Bach’s Cantata No 132)
Arranged for speaker and piano by Judith Weir
« Last Edit: 16 Nov 2009, 03:48 by pwhodges »
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Re: who am I
« Reply #4 on: 16 Nov 2009, 04:23 »

Paul,
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Re: who am I
« Reply #5 on: 16 Nov 2009, 05:42 »

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Re: who am I
« Reply #6 on: 16 Nov 2009, 06:17 »

Quote from: John Clare
I am - yet what I am, none cares or knows;
    My friends forsake me like a memory lost;
I am the self-consumer of my woes -
    They rise and vanish in oblivion's host
Like shadows in love-frenzied stifled throes
    And yet I am, and live - like vapors tost

Into the nothingness of scorn and noise.
    Into the living sea of waking dreams.
Where there is neither sense of life or joys
    But the vast shipwreck of my life's esteems;
Even the dearest that I love the best
    Are strange - nay, rather, stranger than the rest.

I long for scenes where man hath never trod
    A place where woman never smiled or wept
There to abide with my Creator, God,
    And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept,
Untroubling and untroubled where I lie
    The grass below - above, the vaulted sky.
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Re: who am I
« Reply #7 on: 16 Nov 2009, 07:07 »

Quote from: A Chorus Line
Who am I, anyway?
Am I my resume
That is a picture of
A person I don't know?

What does he want from me?
What should I try to be?
So many faces all around,
And here we go.

I need this job,
Oh God, I need this show.

STEP KICK KICK LEAP KICK TOUCH! AGAIN STEP KICK KICK LEAP KICK TOUCH! AGAIN!
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Re: who am I
« Reply #8 on: 16 Nov 2009, 08:34 »

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Re: who am I
« Reply #9 on: 16 Nov 2009, 13:06 »

I thought James posted a riddle, and we were supposed to figure it out.  James, are you trying to riddle us?
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Re: who am I
« Reply #10 on: 16 Nov 2009, 13:09 »

Maybe we're trying to work out who he is?

Following his instructions - Are you a man?
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Re: who am I
« Reply #11 on: 16 Nov 2009, 13:18 »

Pawn of fate or clown? im not sure.
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Re: who am I
« Reply #12 on: 16 Nov 2009, 15:17 »

I don't know what this is?
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Re: who am I
« Reply #13 on: 16 Nov 2009, 15:31 »

Nah, I was just being existential and junk and thought it'd be a fun game to play. But it didn't catch on? But we got some good poetry anyways!
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Re: who am I
« Reply #14 on: 16 Nov 2009, 16:14 »

I AM THE NIGHT DERANGER
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Re: who am I
« Reply #15 on: 16 Nov 2009, 16:15 »

I AM THE SOUL ERASER
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[22:25] Dovey: i don't get sigquoted much
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Re: who am I
« Reply #16 on: 16 Nov 2009, 16:15 »

I'M GONNA GET YOU HIGH
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[22:25] Dovey: i don't get sigquoted much
[22:26] Dovey: like, maybe, 4 or 5 times that i know of?
[22:26] Dovey: and at least one of those was a blatant ploy at getting sigquoted

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Re: who am I
« Reply #17 on: 16 Nov 2009, 16:16 »

I'M GONNA SUCK YOU DRY
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[22:25] Dovey: i don't get sigquoted much
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Re: who am I
« Reply #18 on: 16 Nov 2009, 19:27 »

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Re: who am I
« Reply #19 on: 16 Nov 2009, 19:29 »

I'M MADE OF METAL
MY CIRCUITS GLEAM
I AM PERPETUAL
I KEEP THE COUNTRY CLEAN
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Re: who am I
« Reply #20 on: 16 Nov 2009, 20:17 »

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Re: who am I
« Reply #21 on: 16 Nov 2009, 20:58 »

Quote from: A Chorus Line
Who am I, anyway?
Am I my resume
That is a picture of
A person I don't know?

What does he want from me?
What should I try to be?
So many faces all around,
And here we go.

I need this job,
Oh God, I need this show.

STEP KICK KICK LEAP KICK TOUCH! AGAIN STEP KICK KICK LEAP KICK TOUCH! AGAIN!

o/
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Re: who am I
« Reply #22 on: 16 Nov 2009, 21:09 »

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Re: who am I
« Reply #23 on: 17 Nov 2009, 00:12 »

We shove the poles in the holes
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Re: who am I
« Reply #24 on: 17 Nov 2009, 00:25 »

Face in the sky.
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Re: who am I
« Reply #25 on: 17 Nov 2009, 05:46 »

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Re: who am I
« Reply #26 on: 17 Nov 2009, 05:47 »

Who don't know his capitalization.

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Re: who am I
« Reply #27 on: 17 Nov 2009, 06:35 »

I didn't read the thread.

Also, sometimes hitting the Shift key is too much bother, I was in a hurry.

Also also, at least I don't double-post hoss!

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Re: who am I
« Reply #28 on: 17 Nov 2009, 15:37 »

who am i this time?
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