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[Emaline]

Get rid of the subforums. Lets talk about books and movies and music and politics and shit in this fucking forum. Jesus H Christ. If people are going to bitch that this subforum has become nothing more than blog threads and circle jerks, then they need to either post more in the other subforums, or make some interesting threads in this one. Not just a thread complaining, or a thread say "gee, guys what shall we discuss?"

Combine all the subforums into one super forum so we can actually have conversations beyond "What should I do about my girlfriend?" and "Today was the worstest day ever!" I mean, those are fine and dandy topics, but honestly I like it a lot better when I can read the advice column in the same paper as the political dramas, and the book reviews.

[scarred]

If this means I have to go to a second page of the forum to view all the new threads, I'm against this idea. It'll turn into the myspace forums! Threads dying after only hours! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!

[Jace]

When I first started coming to these forums I saw a thread like this once every 6 months. It is increasing in frequency lately. The masses are uneasy. Mr Prime Minister, we must do something.

[Ballard]

Yeah and they were all started by Kieffer.

[KharBevNor]

Guys I'm gonna be plain here. If we think that the best way to improve the forums would be to entice Kieffer back, we might as well just call it quits.

What's everyones favourite kool aid flavour? Show of hands.

[Spluff]

Hey lets make the admins undertake a pretty big and complicated task for no real reason beyond it will stop us complaining for half an hour*! What an excellent idea!

*probably five minutes at most

[Bastardous Bassist]

Holy crap.  We now have two threads about combining the subforums ON THE FIRST PAGE!  Let the other one get off the first page before trampling all over its body.


I do not enjoy any flavor of kool aid.  I was always a Tang guy.

[ZJGent]

Guys I'm gonna be plain here. If we think that the best way to improve the forums would be to entice Kieffer back, we might as well just call it quits.

What's everyones favourite kool aid flavour? Show of hands.

I'm partial to the Arsenapple and Poisonberry flavour, myself.

[Alex C]

...Can't we just go with Tropical Punch?

[scarred]

Purple, plz.

[JD]

I'm a flavor aid man myself.

[KharBevNor]

Doesn't hide the distinctive tang of hydrocyanic acid.

[Jace]

I like green kool aid.

[jhocking]

What's everyones favourite kool aid flavour? Show of hands.

*raises hand*

[Emaline]

I prefer the blue flavor.


Also, fuck you and your tang, Bassist. That shit is gross. And also why the astronauts figured out how to drink their pee. Because it tastes better.

[Bastardous Bassist]

No way!  Tang is awesome!  It's way better than pee.  I think that's their motto.

[Emaline]

No way. They've always had tang, and then recently they found out how to take their pee and turn it into something they can drink, and thus no more gross ass tang! Besides, why drink tang when you can just drink real orange juice?

[Ballard]

In a time of dire need we once made screwdrivers with Sunkist orange soda because there was no juice.

[Emaline]

That's a bit different. Mixing alcohol with nonjuices is fine and interesting. I recently had a drink of pomegranate vodka and cherry 7up. It was tasty.

[Alex C]

For the record, the reason they used tang but not orange juice is because they wanted to make the water produced by life support systems taste less like ass.

[Bastardous Bassist]

Yeah, sometimes there is no orange juice.  Most of the times I've had Tang, it has been on camping trips with the Boy Scouts, so there was no access to orange juice and it was better than just drinking water straight.  It was not ideal, but I've not ever enjoyed kool aid.

[Jace]

re: thread title.

My grandpa used to say to my mom when she cursed "did that make you feel better, are those the best words that you could come up with? I thought you were a bit more intelligent than that."

[Alex C]

I would have responded with "God damn right it made me feel better."


Then again, my grandparents would never say anything like that.

[Bastardous Bassist]

Yeah, my response would be, "In order, yes, yes, and it sounds like you thought you were more intelligent than you are, too," but I'm also a complete dick.

[BrittanyMarie]

My grandma uses Tang to make what she calls "Russian tea". I don't know what else is in it, aside from ground up clove too. It's fucking delicious. Also Khar, I like the mystery flavor kool-aid. It'd be fitting, I think.

[Jace]

I would have responded with "God damn right it made me feel better."

Believe my mom did something along these lines once and he slapped her. Either that or something about starving Beofrens.

[Alex C]

Your grandpa is a douche.

[calenlass]

Brittany, my mom and grandmother make that too! They call it "spice tea".

[Emaline]

According to the tang wiki, it's a southern treat!


...and admittedly sounds kinda tasty.

[BrittanyMarie]

Katie you ruuuuuuuuuuuuule! I found a bunch of recipes for it now... guess who's going to the grocery store tomorrow to make it?

[Bastardous Bassist]

And also:

Let's start a thread about what we have bought at the grocers lately.

Holy crap.  You're prescient!

[Emaline]

whoa.

[sean]

so thats why i just completely skimmed this entire thread. whoa.

you see jon this is how it is done. you click the thread and you see its uninteresting and you dont read it and then you dont whine about doing it because 28 minutes a year isnt that much fucking time.

[Liz]

My grandma uses Tang to make what she calls "Russian tea". I don't know what else is in it, aside from ground up clove too. It's fucking delicious. Also Khar, I like the mystery flavor kool-aid. It'd be fitting, I think.

Lemonade, iced tea, Tang, cloves, nutmeg.

I have a big 'ol container of it in my cupboard right now. Thank you mommy.

[calenlass]

And sugar and cinnamon.

[celticgeek]

Purple Jesus for me, thank you.

[scarred]

[Johnny C]

What's going on in here?

[Ballard]

The broletariat seems to be displeased with the behavior of the brogeoise. Brovolution is imminent!

[Inlander]

There are too many different topics being discussed in this thread. From now on we're going to sub-divide the thread thus:

- talk about groceries: every first post;

- talk about bros: every second post;

- complaining about sub-forums: every third post.

Thankyou for your co-operation!

[pwhodges]

Who's stirring things up?...

[nobo]

I don't know, if we combine all the subforums wouldn't we have to wade through dozens of "In which order would you plow the ladies of QC?" threads before we got to anything good.

[jhocking]

Combining the comic thread is such an obviously bad idea that nobody even needs to mention that exception. Everyone who suggests combining all the sub-fora has that unstated exception.

[BeoPuppy]

Board members complaining about the board lay-out feels as if visitors are complaining about the way a house is furnitured. While they should be happy that they get tea, a slice of cake and some polite conversation.

[evilbobthebob]

And, uh, aren't a lot of regulars disappearing off to ptommydski's blogforumwebsitething when it's done?

[sean]

who knows. i mean ill join it and see how it goes.

[Barmymoo]

Guys I need some advice. I have two packets of kool-aid (one is lemon-lime and the other is lemonade) and I have not gathered enough courage/sugar to drink it. As a first-timer, how should I go about consuming it? Any and all advice would be welcome.

[pilsner]

Snort it through a glass straw, take a video, put it on youtube.  There is no way this can be a bad idea.

[Blue Kitty]

I was thinking shooting up would be a good idea, but snorting it is way better.  Doesn't leave any marks if you don't like it.

[Ballard]

Step 1: Obtain some arsenic
Step 2: Combine arsenic, one package of Kool-Aid mix, 50 ml of the finest scotch whisky you have on hand in a highball glass.
Step 3: Stir vigorously
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit