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Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« on: 01 Dec 2009, 15:23 »

This thread is just for pictures of notorious super villain Dov Charney.

Let's start with the basics -



Feel free to add comments to the pictures as the thread progresses. Speculation as to what specifically the situation was when the photo was taken etc.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #1 on: 01 Dec 2009, 15:30 »

He was posing for his annual Mother's Day picture.  Apologies for the skeeviest thing to ever come out of Montreal.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #2 on: 01 Dec 2009, 15:32 »

Her facial expression is priceless.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #3 on: 01 Dec 2009, 15:37 »

Three weeks previously Chantelle arrived in Los Angeles from Elmo, Utah. It was always her dream to work in fashion. Six hours after being introduced to Mr Charney, she was offered her first line of pure cocaine, elegantly sliced using a corporate credit card under the name of her benefactor. Since then much of her stay in California has been a blur.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #4 on: 01 Dec 2009, 15:39 »

who is Dov Charney and where are his pants
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #5 on: 01 Dec 2009, 15:40 »

If Mr Charney was wearing pants, you would not be able to see his elegant but deliberate choice to match his underwear and training shoes.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #6 on: 01 Dec 2009, 15:42 »

Dov Charney is the kind of guy who would say: "I'm dating a 14 year old.  But don't worry, she has the body of a 12 year old."  He would then introduce you to the 14 year old.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #7 on: 01 Dec 2009, 15:44 »

First thought: The girl looks photoshopped in.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #8 on: 01 Dec 2009, 15:46 »

Dov Charney is the kind of guy who would say: "I'm dating a 14 year old.  But don't worry, she has the body of a 12 year old."  He would then introduce you to the 14 year old.

His favourite joke is "What's the best thing about having sex with a 12 year old?"
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #10 on: 01 Dec 2009, 15:57 »

ERRRNGUUUU...I LUV TEESHIRTS!!!<THRUST>
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #11 on: 01 Dec 2009, 16:39 »

More current fans?!
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #12 on: 01 Dec 2009, 16:39 »

Dov Charney is the kind of guy who would say: "I'm dating a 14 year old.  But don't worry, she has the body of a 12 year old."  He would then introduce you to the 14 year old.

His favourite joke is "What's the best thing about having sex with a 12 year old?"
Fuck her in the shower, slick her hair back and she looks 8.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #13 on: 01 Dec 2009, 18:48 »

If there's grass on the field play ball, if spring hasn't sprung. Roll over and play in the mud.


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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #14 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:20 »

I think this thread makes up for all the bellyaching around this forum the last few weeks.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #15 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:31 »

Come on, post them up.

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« Reply #16 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:36 »

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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #17 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:37 »

Apologies for the skeeviest thing to ever come out of Montreal.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #18 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:50 »

I feel dirty every time I look at AA's site. I would hate it completely if it were not for the fact I like their t-shirts. (You know, the one threadless and other companies print on.) Sigh...
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #19 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:51 »



Start wearing purple, wearing purple
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« Reply #20 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:53 »



or pink!
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #21 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:56 »

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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #22 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:59 »

Ehh, it's not that big.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #23 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:01 »

The surprise is Hepatitis C.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #24 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:14 »

I don't think contracting Hepatitis C from Dov Charney is really surprising.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #25 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:15 »

That's because he will actually give you Lassa Fever.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #26 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:15 »



Start wearing purple, wearing purple

This is similar to what I thought:

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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #27 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:20 »



This picture may even exceed the thousand-word quota.  Poignant shit here, people.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #28 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:21 »



i've been trying to work out for ages what's going on in this one and all i can come up with is that after years of taking sleazy photos of girls for his company, dov charney can't even pick up a camera to take his own ding dang self portrait anymore without finding himself almost instantly sporting a massive awkward erection.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #29 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:49 »


note how two of the lady muppets are looking at him and not the camera like everyone else is
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #30 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:54 »

I noticed they're doing some Sesame Street tie-in thing at the moment. This one caught my eye:

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsa642shw.html

Note the positioning of the words "Honk honk", one honk above each breast.

Classy.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #31 on: 01 Dec 2009, 21:45 »

I straight up hate American Apparel shirts.  They make them way to small, even the plus sizes.  I have a 2XL and it feels like I'm wearing a large shirt.  I would have returned it, but I love my Olly's Organix t-shirt way too much.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #32 on: 01 Dec 2009, 21:49 »

Hey, this is just the Dov Charney photo thread. All we do here is speculate on his life and talk about our feelings towards Dov Charney. That and post photos of him -

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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #34 on: 01 Dec 2009, 21:59 »

Please read this entire article for shit's sake.

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Dov Charney, American Ampparel CEO (on deposition video): There is no evidence to say that you can’t walk around in your underwear all day anywhere in the United States of America.

Charney (in deposition tape): I frequently drop my pants to show people my new product

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“I’m not saying I want to screw all the girls at work,” he was quoted as saying in Jane, “But if I fall in love at work it’s going to be beautiful and sexual.”

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Fink (deposition): Did you ever, at work, refer to women as “sluts”?

Charney: In private conversations, where such language was generally welcome.

Fink: Do you view "slut" to be a derogatory term?

Charney: You know, there are some of us that love sluts. You know, it’s not necessarily—it could be also be an endearing term.

Fink: An endearing term. Is that something you call your mother?

Charney:  No. But it’s maybe something that you call your lover.

Fink (Dateline interview):  I’m very difficult to floor me.  That floored me when I heard his explanation that “slut” is an endearing term.

Charney freely admits using a number of explicit terms for female body parts—including the “C” word.

Charney: During the period when she worked, did I use the word c***?

Fink: In the workplace?

Charney: Absolutely, as she did.

Fink: I didn’t ask you if she did.

Charney: I’m telling you a little more. I’m volunteering a little more ha ha [sticks out tongue].

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Fink: At the workplace in the years 2003 and 2004 how often in the work week would you be in your underwear?

Charney: There were months I was in my underwear all the time. It became very common.

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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #35 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:00 »

Now I am no pervertologist, but I do believe this man might be a pervert.

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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #36 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:04 »

God he has a nice ass.


Also, Tommy, all those quotes are making him charming stop it. Also, I hate it when people go,"the 'c' word'' ffff
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« Reply #37 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:07 »

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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #39 on: 01 Dec 2009, 23:25 »

Best ad. Favourite ad.

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« Reply #40 on: 01 Dec 2009, 23:41 »

Best ad. Favourite ad.

I have to agree!  :laugh:
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #41 on: 02 Dec 2009, 01:11 »

What's good about it?

What's it even advertising?
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #42 on: 02 Dec 2009, 02:44 »

It's advertising t-shirts.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #43 on: 02 Dec 2009, 03:13 »

i am not gonna lie this thread makes me feel very uncomfortable.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #44 on: 02 Dec 2009, 03:32 »

Are you is this what the...this is for serious?
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #45 on: 02 Dec 2009, 04:50 »

Also, Tommy, all those quotes are making him charming stop it.

I'm volunteering a little more ha ha  :-P
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« Reply #46 on: 02 Dec 2009, 06:31 »

I straight up hate American Apparel shirts.  They make them way to small, even the plus sizes.  I have a 2XL and it feels like I'm wearing a large shirt.

Huh, really? I usually either wear an XL or 2XL, and AA's 2XL are loose-fitting on me.
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #47 on: 02 Dec 2009, 06:44 »

Okay, is it just me or does it look like most of that chick in the first picture is actually painted onto the wall?
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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #48 on: 02 Dec 2009, 08:18 »

Also, Tommy, all those quotes are making him charming stop it.

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Re: Here is the Dov Charney Photo Thread
« Reply #49 on: 02 Dec 2009, 08:37 »

I was wondering who Dov Charney was and why everybody thought he was so skeevy.

Now I know.

Maybe too much.
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