Topic: WCT 7 Dec - 11 Dec 2009 (Read 87220 times)

LTK · « **on:** 06 Dec 2009, 12:47 »

Quote from: Jeph's Twitter

tonight's script is done! It's, uh...it's pretty dark by my standards! #hahawoo?

Sounds like Steve and Cosette's date might really end badly. What do you think? Half of the comic is done already, so we'll probably see it soon.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #1 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 15:22 »

But if Jeph kills David - how will I get my Shortpacked fix?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #2 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 16:02 »

Eh. They can get a ghost-writer in.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 16:04 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 06 Dec 2009, 15:22

But if Jeph kills David - how will I get my Shortpacked fix?

No one said that the truck would kill him. He'd probably end up like Stephen King. Only, not as good. And he'd probably need reconstructive surgery. And a colostomy bag.
EDIT: This is all speculation, of course.

ysth · « **Reply #4 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 20:33 »

The poll voting is going just as I would have predicted.

Dark? Was it a...black bear?

Quote from: jephjacques

Dadaism? Trolling. Cubism? Trolling. Abstraction? Minimalism? Found objects? Trolling. Taking a shit on the Virgin Mary? EPIC TROLL.
9:16 AM Dec 4th from Twitterrific

F*** you.

geffyb · « **Reply #5 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 22:09 »

She's been dating Pintsize.

Binary · « **Reply #6 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 22:39 »

Quote from: jeph

As my archive grows ever larger and more intimidating I'm gonna have to watch out and make sure new strips don't devolve entirely into references to things that happened hundreds of strips ago.

That's not the real problem. The real problem is that, with a bigger and bigger archive, sooner or later you'll slip up with an an accidental continuity error, which will be pounced on in this forum and debated to death.

epoch · « **Reply #7 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 22:48 »

s it just me or does Collete seem a little bit sluttish?

JD · « **Reply #8 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 22:54 »

just you

Jace · « **Reply #9 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 22:54 »

THEY ARE GONNA GO UPSTAIRS TO FUCK AND SHE IS GONNA TURN OUT TO ONLY BE 16.
oh wait that one happened already

Shadic · « **Reply #10 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 22:56 »

Quote from: Binary on 06 Dec 2009, 22:39

That's not the real problem. The real problem is that, with a bigger and bigger archive, sooner or later you'll slip up with an an accidental continuity error, which will be pounced on in this forum and debated to death.

Those already exist, actually.
Cough cough.

zagraf · « **Reply #11 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 23:30 »

Okay, I wasn't sure about Steve+Cosette before, but I'm rooting for them now. Cosette is a nut, but like much of the cast, she's a downright adorable nut.

snubnose · « **Reply #12 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 02:12 »

...

Now whats a nut ?? ?? ??

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #13 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 02:30 »

Nut: crazy, mad, insane.

D · « **Reply #14 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 03:05 »

Quote

(Before you email me THAT LAST PARAGRAPH WAS A JOKE. Some of you people have no grasp of the concept of sarcasm.)

Not unlike a certain new QC character, it seems. I still have no idea what to think about Cosette, I guess that's a good thing.

laizeohbeets · « **Reply #15 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 03:36 »

I just think that Cosette has had such bad luck with guys that she wouldn't be surprised if a guy had a "relationship" with a bear.

I don't think she has zero grasp of sarcasm.

I haven't been to quite that level of frustration, but...

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #16 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 03:56 »

Yeah, but which one do you think would object most strongly to the suggestion of a threesome? Cosette, Steve, or Ms. Bear?

laizeohbeets · « **Reply #17 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 04:03 »

I think Ms Bear would object, unless she could eat them afterwords.

Jace · « **Reply #18 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 04:23 »

Quote from: zagraf on 06 Dec 2009, 23:30

Cosette is a nut, but like much of the cast, she has crippling psychological problems.

tinkerbell · « **Reply #19 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 04:33 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 07 Dec 2009, 03:56

Yeah, but which one do you think would object most strongly to the suggestion of a threesome? Cosette, Steve, or Ms. Bear?

I think Steve.

Cosette is so desperate I think she would leap at the chance

, Ms. Bear would just eat them both afterwards (after they had been tenderized), but Steve seems to be aiming for something a little more normal.

Did I just try to apply logic to that idea? I need more sleep.

Akima · « **Reply #20 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 06:35 »

"Jeez, so many (okay, just two) callbacks in this strip. As my archive grows ever larger and more intimidating I'm gonna have to watch out and make sure new strips don't devolve entirely into references to things that happened hundreds of strips ago."

Beware the Dark Side® or you'll turn into Sluggy Freelance!

ndperfesser · « **Reply #21 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 06:44 »

... sometimes you feel up a nut ... (hums)

Carl-E · « **Reply #22 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 06:59 »

Quote from: epoch on 06 Dec 2009, 22:48

s it just me or does Collete seem a little bit sluttish?

No, just... over eager. Bear or not, she's apparantly dated much worse than Steve!

Funny how she thinks the whole DoKYA adventure is a tall tale, but takes the bear serieously...! It does make you wonder who she's been dating before now. With her luck, it was probably the furry that accosted Dora at NrdCon!

Wiregeek · « **Reply #23 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 08:57 »

Quote from: epoch on 06 Dec 2009, 22:48

s it just me or does Collete seem a little bit sluttish?

god forbid a woman want to have sex! that might lead to DANCING or TEEN PREGNANCY or GENDER EQUALITY.

can't have that, can we?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #24 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 09:09 »

Lord no - there is no way that women should sink to our level!

pendrake · « **Reply #25 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 09:29 »

*gasp* Not pre-marital dancing! What would Hanners think?

zagraf · « **Reply #26 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 11:36 »

Mixed dehncing? Oy vey! What would the rebbe think?

Carl-E · « **Reply #27 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 12:01 »

Rabbi, schmabbi. I'm going to dance.

You can join me or not.

Of course, that doesn't really work for sex...

raoullefere · « **Reply #28 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 12:34 »

God forbid Cosette's on crutches and maybe wants to continue the conversation while taking a load* off her armpits. That would be too puritanical, or something. Yep, it's sex, secks and the sexing all the way!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

*And don't think for an instant I don't know what someone's going to do with that, especially now that I've made this stupid comment about it.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #29 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 13:49 »

Cosette's resignation reminds me of Marten's in #525.

LeeC · « **Reply #30 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 14:10 »

poor cosette

Tuitsuro · « **Reply #31 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 14:11 »

Poor Cosette. Finds the man of her dreams, invites him to her room, completely forgetting that she's left out her little stalker's shrine...

LeeC · « **Reply #32 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 14:12 »

if the story is correct, she fell and broker her leg before she got a chance to build it

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #33 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 14:37 »

Wait, is this when we find out that Cosette is actually volcano-island-guy's secret daughter out to avenge her father's defeat at the hands of steve-o? I mean, between the photograph and the story, she's got enough to confirm his ID already...

Kakareen · « **Reply #34 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 17:24 »

I bet her last boyfriend had dated a kakapo. http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY&client=mv-google

Hopefully worst luck in the world girl will have other qualities.

...we can be pretty sure she doesn't have pets.

akronnick · « **Reply #35 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 18:54 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Dec 2009, 12:01

Rabbi, schmabbi. I'm going to dance.

You can join me or not.

Of course, that doesn't really work for sex...

You can dance if you want to.

You can leave your friends behind.

Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance...

Houdinimachine · « **Reply #36 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 19:33 »

I want a Team Riker t-shirt so badly it hurts.

laizeohbeets · « **Reply #37 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 20:16 »

Quote from: akronnick on 07 Dec 2009, 18:54

Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Dec 2009, 12:01
Rabbi, schmabbi. I'm going to dance.

You can join me or not.

Of course, that doesn't really work for sex...

You can dance if you want to.

You can leave your friends behind.

Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance...

WELL THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE.

...I think I enjoy far, far too much 80s music.

sha'mad conde · « **Reply #38 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 20:31 »

Is that a scarf or a neck brace? If it's a scarf, and she wears a scarf during sex... Hmm... Well, as long as it's not for asphyxiation purposes I guess I won't twitch too much.

If it's a neck brace then Meh... carry on.

Eddurd · « **Reply #39 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 20:38 »

Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote about ...

westrim · « **Reply #40 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 20:38 »

I've never bothered going by the dorms when I have my own (read: parent's) house 10 miles away. Is stuff like this a common occurrence?

Quote from: raoullefere on 07 Dec 2009, 12:34

God forbid Cosette's on crutches and maybe wants to continue the conversation while taking a load* off her armpits. That would be too puritanical, or something. Yep, it's sex, secks and the sexing all the way!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

*And don't think for an instant I don't know what someone's going to do with that, especially now that I've made this stupid comment about it.

I think I've seen that porno, or at least that drawing on danbooru. I'm sorry, but you forced my hand*
And take from that what you will.

Quote from: laizeohbeets on 07 Dec 2009, 20:16

Quote from: akronnick on 07 Dec 2009, 18:54
Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Dec 2009, 12:01
Rabbi, schmabbi. I'm going to dance.

You can join me or not.

Of course, that doesn't really work for sex...

You can dance if you want to.

You can leave your friends behind.

Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance...

WELL THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE.

...I think I enjoy far, far too much 80s music.

That's because so much of it was brain-wormy, while today's music is by and large very hard to hum to.

raoullefere · « **Reply #41 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 20:57 »

Fine. But anybody show up with a tambourine-wielding dwa—

(Okay. I had to go watch the video for "Safety Dance" to recall what the dwarf was playing—but I listened to My Morning Jacket's "Gideon." Thing is, video made about as much sense with that tune as with the original.)

Dagdason · « **Reply #42 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 20:57 »

YEAH! GO TEAM ENTERPRISE!

akronnick · « **Reply #43 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 21:03 »

Um, uh Steve, check your fly.

Tuitsuro · « **Reply #44 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 21:08 »

I've lived in this dorm. The fuckers on the second floor always set the alarms off by microwaving popcorn.

Ravenswing · « **Reply #45 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 21:39 »

Quote from: Tuitsuro on 07 Dec 2009, 21:08

I've lived in this dorm. The fuckers on the second floor always set the alarms off by microwaving popcorn.

Eh, it could be worse. For a couple of years, I dated a couple of women in the old Hopkins A & B at Smith (which were torn down about a dozen years ago). The buildings were so antiquated they didn't HAVE fire escapes; what they did have were knotted ropes with loops with which students were expected to rappel out of the windows in case of actual emergency.

I really am not making this up.

westrim · « **Reply #46 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 22:06 »

Quote from: Ravenswing on 07 Dec 2009, 21:39

Quote from: Tuitsuro on 07 Dec 2009, 21:08
I've lived in this dorm. The fuckers on the second floor always set the alarms off by microwaving popcorn.
Eh, it could be worse. For a couple of years, I dated a couple of women in the old Hopkins A & B at Smith (which were torn down about a dozen years ago). The buildings were so antiquated they didn't HAVE fire escapes; what they did have were knotted ropes with loops with which students were expected to rappel out of the windows in case of actual emergency.

I really am not making this up.

It could have been worse; the ropes could have been painted YELLOW.

jordinyc · « **Reply #47 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 22:14 »

TEAM RIKER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qCLHYgwJfU

Kugai · « **Reply #48 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 22:30 »

Next, we find out she dated Angus

Coitus Interruptis Smokus Alarmis

Like how considerate the Dorm Committee is to the girls Boyfriends/Dates/Fuckbuddies

It coulda been worse - It coulda been a Team Worf Poster

westrim · « **Reply #49 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 22:32 »

Quote from: jordinyc on 07 Dec 2009, 22:14

TEAM RIKER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qCLHYgwJfU

4Chan is loading kinda slowly, but here: http://zip.4chan.org/co/res/13199593.html

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Poll

So uh, what's next?

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