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elizaknowswhatshesfor

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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #100 on: 16 Dec 2009, 04:15 »

I would like all the presents I ordered in good time to turn up.

Presents for me keep arriving, I do not want them, I want the presents for others. I like GIVING.

I don't deserve anything this year. I got the boy I'd had a crush on for 7 years as mine ALL MINE. I'm happy with that. ARGH!
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #101 on: 16 Dec 2009, 10:01 »

Yeah, I also like giving more than getting.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #102 on: 17 Dec 2009, 21:45 »

Good, you can all give to me.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #103 on: 18 Dec 2009, 06:46 »

Shipping to Australia is EXPENSIVE, Jimmy.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #104 on: 18 Dec 2009, 06:56 »

Clearly you don't love giving as much as you say.

What else have you lied about Shane?
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #105 on: 18 Dec 2009, 06:59 »

I haven't told my grandparents I'm an athiest yet.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #106 on: 18 Dec 2009, 10:28 »

Does "athiest" mean that you don't believe in a god more than everybody else?
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #107 on: 18 Dec 2009, 10:33 »

Exactly. I am the athiest atheist.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #108 on: 18 Dec 2009, 10:54 »

Shane, just give everything to me. Shipping will be nice and cheap!
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #109 on: 18 Dec 2009, 11:15 »

Dude, just come up and we'll get some drinks again. I'd imagine it's too cold to sit on a porch while doing that, though.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #110 on: 18 Dec 2009, 12:16 »

shane send me flannel.

you think i look like dave grohl so like, its perfect!
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #111 on: 18 Dec 2009, 14:53 »

If you want to tailor it down to your size, I have some teal/black plaid flannel that's a little too small for me.

Just don't do what Liz did to my cardigan. =(
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #112 on: 18 Dec 2009, 15:37 »

Oh HONESTLY will you shut up about that already.

Jeez.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #113 on: 18 Dec 2009, 15:51 »

wait what did liz do to yr cardigan?

and why were you wearing a cardigan in the first place dear lord shane
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #114 on: 18 Dec 2009, 16:01 »

He mailed me a cardigan of his that shrunk and was too small for him. It was still too big for me, so I tried to shrink it some more but it ended up shrinking too much and I couldn't wear it.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #115 on: 18 Dec 2009, 16:07 »

and why were you wearing a cardigan in the first place dear lord shane

BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING AWESOME SEAN.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #116 on: 19 Dec 2009, 12:34 »

All I want for Christmas is somewhere to run and skate without costing me a fortune.

Actually I'd like some books (paperback, lightweight, ohgodmyluggageissoheavy books!) but I've already had my present from my mum (a lovely warm coat which I've been wearing since October) and my dad's tendency is to buy me ridiculous, pointless but amusing things like dancing cows and cow-patterned milkshake machines and paint-a-cow kits and cow-shaped hot water bottles. After last year's haul I can't imagine what else there could be on this earth, so maybe he'll try a new theme?
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #117 on: 19 Dec 2009, 15:31 »

cow-patterned milkshake machines

I would use this every day.

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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #118 on: 20 Dec 2009, 05:58 »

I really want some nice dress clothes. All of mine are too big or too small.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #119 on: 20 Dec 2009, 07:49 »

I want a puppy. And hugs. And a bottle of happiness.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #120 on: 20 Dec 2009, 07:52 »

Would gin work?
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #121 on: 20 Dec 2009, 08:00 »

No.
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #122 on: 20 Dec 2009, 13:58 »

BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING AWESOME SEAN.

lying to yrself is very unhealthy shane
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Re: All I Want for Christmas
« Reply #123 on: 05 Jan 2010, 06:15 »

I want a puppy. And hugs. And a bottle of happiness.

Would gin work?

Gin is a bottle of Happiness.

(I got all these things & the puppy was a loner so I didn't have to clean up poop!)
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