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What are you looking forward to in the New Year?

Nothing - I don't see the new year being any better than the last
- 6 (11.1%)
The people of the world to suddenly realize that being asses to each other is just a bad idea.
- 21 (38.9%)
Screw that nice shit, where's my flying car?
- 12 (22.2%)
Pancakes
- 15 (27.8%)

Total Members Voted: 47


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Author Topic: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009  (Read 60637 times)

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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #150 on: 25 Dec 2009, 22:54 »

Good to see that despite all the protestations to the contrary, it's still all about me.

What are you looking forward to in the New Year?

Nothing - I don't see the new year being any better than the last  3 (9.7%)
The people of the world to suddenly realize that being asses to each other is just a bad idea.  8 (25.8%)
Screw that nice shit, where's my flying car?  11 (35.5%)
Pancakes  9 (29%)
 
Total Voters: 31

As everyone wants the special toy.

No poll for today - and Jeph, my wife says thanks for the cheesecake.  It goes well with the chocolate I got her.



The last poll is still open - pancakes have caught up with the flying car.  Probably something to do with Christmas morning and all...

How about flying pancakes?
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #151 on: 26 Dec 2009, 07:11 »

Only if there is bacon involved.  Bacon makes it better.
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #152 on: 26 Dec 2009, 07:15 »

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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #153 on: 26 Dec 2009, 07:35 »

Dangerous, but still delicious. 

Besides, that was prosciutto, not bacon! 
« Last Edit: 26 Dec 2009, 11:10 by Carl-E »
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #154 on: 26 Dec 2009, 10:09 »

Them ain't eagles—them's jaybirds!

How about flying pancakes?

Wasn't that a screensaver about a hundred years ago?
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #155 on: 26 Dec 2009, 11:17 »

I think you're getting it confused with flying toasters

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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #156 on: 26 Dec 2009, 11:39 »

I still say bacon makes it better, and if its dangerous, then that just amps up the awesomeness.
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #157 on: 26 Dec 2009, 14:41 »

So, in addition to being the new chocolate, is bacon also the new fugu?
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #158 on: 26 Dec 2009, 15:33 »

So ong as we can run faster than the pig.
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #159 on: 28 Dec 2009, 05:59 »

I think you're getting it confused with flying toasters


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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #160 on: 28 Dec 2009, 11:59 »

So long as we can run faster than the pig.

With too much bacon, you won't be able to catch the pig.  This sets up an interesting loop; 

Run faster than a pig
Eat lots o' bacon
Get too fat
Run slower than a pig
No more bacon
Lose weight
Run faster than a pig...
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #161 on: 28 Dec 2009, 12:24 »

Run faster than a pig
Eat lots o' bacon
Get too fat
Run slower than a pig
Hire a hunter
Fixed.
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #162 on: 28 Dec 2009, 13:49 »

Run faster than a pig
Eat lots o' bacon
Get too fat
Run slower than a pig
Hire a hunter
The hunter eats lots o' bacon
Gets too fat
Runs slower than a pig
Hires a hunter

It's a vicious cycle...
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #163 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:55 »

...domesticate pig.
breed pigs to be slow and fat.
pig is easier to catch, and yields:
MOAR BACON!!!1!!
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #164 on: 29 Dec 2009, 06:55 »

Press button
Receive bacon
Enjoy bacon
Get too fat
Can't press button
No more bacon
Lose weight
Press button...

Fixed.
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #165 on: 29 Dec 2009, 08:26 »

For anyone who missed out on the meme, "push button" refers to the picture that can be found at http://blog.cartelagency.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/push-button-receive-bacon.png

I first saw that here, in the avatar of a user named "Alison".
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #166 on: 29 Dec 2009, 09:19 »

Thank you!  I saw that on a washroom dryer a while back, and would never have made the connection...
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #167 on: 29 Dec 2009, 13:03 »

The previous posts were brought to you by the Pork Products Marketing Conspiracy Board



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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #168 on: 31 Dec 2009, 08:51 »

The food of the gods is ambrosia. They don't seem to be much for salty snacks.

...domesticate pig.
breed pigs to be slow and fat.
pig is easier to catch, and yields:
MOAR BACON!!!1!!
Some might point to this as what's wrong with our world, perhaps referring to the domestication of animals, the impact of this on hunters' incomes, or our growing inability to spell. But they're missing the point: the real thing that's wrong with the world is that we've a Pig Bomb.

Thus, all you bacon fanatics might give a thought to arming yourselves (or hiring hunters) and venturing down South. I repeat, we have a pig bomb here, people! (Which translates to bacon you don't have to raise, so long as you don't mind that it fights back) http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/pig-bomb-super-pigs.html
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Re: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009
« Reply #169 on: 01 Jan 2010, 01:37 »

LOLing that Discovery felt they had to sub-title the redneck!
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