Topic: So, remember Attack Attack? (Read 19413 times)

Ernest · « **on:** 15 Dec 2009, 16:33 »

Brokencyde might be worse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uPnIq_tFcA

michaelicious · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 16:37 »

I think people were ridiculing Brokencyde on this board before Attack Attack came along. I think it was scattered around in other threads, though, instead of in one dedicated to that specific cause.

KvP · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 16:41 »

Brokencyde and Attack Attack! were just the beginning. It gets so much worse.

So, so much worse.

Lummer · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 16:45 »

Quote from: KvP on 15 Dec 2009, 16:41

Brokencyde and Attack Attack! were just the beginning. It gets so much worse.

So, so much worse.

Jesus fuck shit..

I had to pull up the mental defense mechanism of visualising Scott Hull bludgeoning these guys to death with his guitar and then ripping into some ANb riffs just to retain my sanity.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 18:43 »

Is the one in the left a man or a woman?

So confused.

So excited.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:02 »

It is a man

I think

Inlander · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:06 »

He may be a boy, but I doubt he's a man.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #7 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:10 »

Whatever it is, I want to defile it.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #8 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:18 »

I'm all a-quiver

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #9 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:22 »

Come on guys, it's really not time to be criticising again.

Especially when there is already a clear winner.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:25 »

That sounds like some of the most apathetic screaming. Like, okay, fine, you want me to scream, ahhh grr, arr, ahh, was that enough?

Edit:

I'd rather this over Attack! Attack!.

gospel · « **Reply #11 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:31 »

As I was busy drooling over the sweet poon on the scrolling fanboard, I noticed their twitter feed.

michaelicious · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:33 »

"All of Your Favourite Animals on One Sandwich" is actually a great song title.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #13 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:35 »

It is pretty good.

The only good thing about Tokio Hotel is that Bill Kaulitz sure gots a purty mouth.

Avec · « **Reply #14 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:57 »

Notice the pictures of loyal fans.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #15 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 22:33 »

Quote from: gospel on 15 Dec 2009, 19:31

As I was busy drooling over the sweet poon ...

all underage goddamn duckface. i hate duckface!

Ernest · « **Reply #16 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 23:49 »

actually, here's the worst, most offensive music anywhere:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEnyP7nx8Dk&feature=related

Be My Head · « **Reply #17 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 00:32 »

Quote from: Ernest on 15 Dec 2009, 23:49

actually, here's the worst, most offensive music anywhere:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEnyP7nx8Dk&feature=related

Seems like a pretty funny satire to me.

Spluff · « **Reply #18 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 00:35 »

Who was it that used to go around defending Millionaires? Was that zerodrone, or dynamitekid?

Also, what the heck is duckface?

Joseph · « **Reply #19 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 00:44 »

It was zerodrone for certain. I remember him listing 'Alcohol' as one of the best single of 2008.

AanAllein · « **Reply #20 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 00:56 »

Quote from: Spluff on 16 Dec 2009, 00:35

Also, what the heck is duckface?

KvP · « **Reply #21 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 01:05 »

Quote from: Spluff on 16 Dec 2009, 00:35

Also, what the heck is duckface?

Quote from: Urbandictionary

A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.

Used interchangeably with "sexyface". Basically the expression that certain women will use in photos that's supposed to make them look attractive. Fergie and Angelina Jolie use it, etc.

Lummer · « **Reply #22 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 01:17 »

...and in turn, they end up only marginally sexier than a tree stump covered in squirrel shit.

scarred · « **Reply #23 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 01:19 »

Quick-and-dirty GIS for "duckface" brought me this:

Boneriffic!

michaelicious · « **Reply #24 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 05:32 »

Would.

Johnny C · « **Reply #25 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 15:38 »

I don't get the title of this thread. How could anyone forget?

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #26 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 15:42 »

with assistance from Mr. Hammer-to-the-head and his friend Sir Double Whiskey, that's how.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #27 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 05:34 »

Redundant thread is

phooey · « **Reply #28 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 05:46 »

The 'devoted fans' aren't the most exciting thing on that scrolling banner

smack that isaiah · « **Reply #29 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 07:33 »

I can't quite tell if what he's holding is a microphone, knife, or dildo. Also, whatever it is, does it have a fur handle?

Reed · « **Reply #30 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 07:50 »

I...I think it's a fur handled kniferophone?

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #31 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 07:56 »

Which can also double as a dildo.

phooey · « **Reply #32 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 08:37 »

Zingoleb · « **Reply #33 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 12:43 »

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #34 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 22:49 »

Quote from: Spluff on 16 Dec 2009, 00:35

Also, what the heck is duckface?

John was right. You could google that shit. Also the first regular google search is about it too. I hate it, I hate it so much... so very very much

Lummer · « **Reply #35 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 03:51 »

Quote from: phooey on 17 Dec 2009, 05:46

The 'devoted fans' aren't the most exciting thing on that scrolling banner

God-fucking-damnit....

JD · « **Reply #36 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 00:47 »

Ernest · « **Reply #37 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 09:32 »

wow, that was bad

KvP · « **Reply #38 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 12:04 »

I guess in this thread we're attempting to ignore the existence of the entire Psychopathic Records roster.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #39 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 18:56 »

as a matter of fact yes we are

JD · « **Reply #40 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 19:25 »

Psycho who

Johnny C · « **Reply #41 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 20:35 »

Quote from: KvP on 20 Dec 2009, 12:04

I guess in this thread we're attempting to ignore the existence of the entire Psychopathic Records roster.

how about always all the time every minute of every day we are trying to do that

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #42 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 04:11 »

Having spent some time wrapped in the thrall of morbid curiosity, I see that the Psychopathic Records artist known as "Boondox" provides several fine examples of plaid to be used in other threads floating around here.

Finin · « **Reply #43 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 15:49 »

comments for blood on the dance floor

KharBevNor · « **Reply #44 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 15:54 »

Anti-Cryst Superstar there has a disturbingly wedge-like face. Like she has been designed to be used for breaking down doors.

Koremora · « **Reply #45 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 16:05 »

OFFICIAL Anti-Cryst Superstar, mind you.

KvP · « **Reply #46 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 17:26 »

I'm pretty sure that's a dude.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #47 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 19:21 »

Yeah I was thinking that, but normally these sorts of bands are paradoxically homophobic.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #48 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 19:23 »

Probably because they constantly get hit on by gay guys. And who can blame them? I've seen Village People that look straighter than those guys do.

I'm not sure about the superstar, could be either.

Scarychips · « **Reply #49 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 19:40 »

Or it could be none.

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