Topic: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites. (Read 50071 times)

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #350 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 00:23 »

Quote from: Lummer on 07 Jan 2010, 00:19

90% of people on this forum actually retain some hope for humanity, and feel slightly naive and silly for it.

Except Khar. He doesn't think it's naive and silly at all. In fact, he's confused as to why you'd say that about so many people.

Inlander · « **Reply #351 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 00:23 »

This forum is actually part of an elaborate research program being conducted by the U.N. to determine who among humanity should be granted safe-haven in the bunkers when the bombs start to fall.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #352 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 02:04 »

(if you think you're one of the people who gets saved, think again)

calenlass · « **Reply #353 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 02:12 »

Roddy has a superhuman sentient moustache that certainly gets around. It is highly recognisable and popular and has been known to be greeted by its ladies whom it hasn't seen in awhile in the pub with pleasant surprise.

Inlander · « **Reply #354 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 05:36 »

Roddy occasionally curls his moustache into a paisley pattern. It takes him most of the day, but it's worth it.

Dollface · « **Reply #355 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 06:01 »

Roddy can ride his moustaches.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #356 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 06:18 »

Quote from: ZJGent on 06 Jan 2010, 20:00

Because of Jens' Norwegian heritage, his bones are made of tungsten steel and are invulnerable to harm. He will relay this same information to anyone worried for his bones' safety. He is an informative guy like that.

He often demonstrates this invulnerability by performing balletic twirls in Glaswegian streets.

Wait, the last fifteen posts or so have all been true.

valley_parade · « **Reply #357 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 11:25 »

Quote from: Jace on 06 Jan 2010, 19:15

Shane had a terrible guitar accident wherein he lost his hands, now he has Hulk Fists for his hands.

It's why I have trouble typing on my iPod touch.

öde · « **Reply #358 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 11:44 »

Mai is pregnant with the spawn of satan.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #359 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 22:32 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2009, 15:11

Christophe is the Devil, I mean he is literally the fucking goddamn Devil. He is actually Satan, walking among us.

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Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #360 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 22:43 »

Christophe · « **Reply #361 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 08:42 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 07 Jan 2010, 22:32

Quote from: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2009, 15:11
Christophe is the Devil, I mean he is literally the fucking goddamn Devil. He is actually Satan, walking among us.

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oh geez umm i could not have been the father

BlahBlah · « **Reply #362 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 08:44 »

Quote from: öde on 07 Jan 2010, 11:44

Mai is pregnant with the spawn of satan.

Dang that is not a very nice thing to call Tommy!

Christophe · « **Reply #363 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 08:45 »

guys guys guys there is this really great place where we can all settle this in a clean-like fashion

it is called "The Jerry Springer Show"

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #364 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 08:48 »

Christophe is Jerry Springer.

Lines · « **Reply #365 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 13:50 »

Quote from: BlahBlah on 08 Jan 2010, 08:44

Quote from: öde on 07 Jan 2010, 11:44
Mai is pregnant with the spawn of satan.

Dang that is not a very nice thing to call Tommy!

It's not Tommy, it's that damn vampire that she's been after.

Scarychips · « **Reply #366 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 16:15 »

Quote from: Dliessmgg on 08 Jan 2010, 08:48

Christophe is The Jerry Springer Show.

FYP

Johnny C · « **Reply #367 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 22:06 »

Quote from: öde on 07 Jan 2010, 11:44

Mai is pregnant with the spawn of satan.

you are treading all over my lines, motherfucker

iamiam · « **Reply #368 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 07:32 »

Quote from: Linds on 08 Jan 2010, 13:50

Quote from: BlahBlah on 08 Jan 2010, 08:44
Quote from: öde on 07 Jan 2010, 11:44
Mai is pregnant with the spawn of satan.

Dang that is not a very nice thing to call Tommy!

It's not Tommy, it's that damn vampire that she's been after.

i WISH!!!

Lines · « **Reply #369 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 08:40 »

You know once you hook up with that vampire, unicorns will stop coming around and eventually shun you. Can't have both...

pilsner · « **Reply #370 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 09:34 »

I'm 90% certain that the vampire's lack of genitalia gives you a pass, unicorn-wise. Unless we are talking Twilight vampires here. My vampire expertise does not extend to Twilight vampires.

Lines · « **Reply #371 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 12:42 »

What? Who said vampires don't have genitals?

Ozymandias · « **Reply #372 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 13:27 »

Science.

Alex C · « **Reply #373 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 13:39 »

Quote from: pilsner on 09 Jan 2010, 09:34

I'm 90% certain that the vampire's lack of genitalia gives you a pass, unicorn-wise. Unless we are talking Twilight vampires here. My vampire expertise does not extend to Twilight vampires.

I dunno man, I'm not sure I'd go after a vampire's ex, and I'm pretty sure I'm less picky than unicorns.

Coward · « **Reply #374 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 13:56 »

Mina Murray is rather quite distraught.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #375 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 16:05 »

Quote from: Sam on 09 Jan 2010, 13:36

but science says vampires aren't real, so what do they know bout vampires?

They don't have genitals because they're not real. You can imagine them to have genitals, but these are not real ones, so they can't have them. QVODERATDEMONSTRANDVMSVCCER

Ballard · « **Reply #376 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 21:42 »

Did you just br00talize QED?

KharBevNor · « **Reply #377 on:** 10 Jan 2010, 18:55 »

Ballard knows exactly what a vampires genitals look like, if by 'vampire' we mean a 17 stone goth chick with mental health problems who insists on being called 'Countesse Aztrolethe'.

Ballard · « **Reply #378 on:** 10 Jan 2010, 19:01 »

Khar, you hit the nail uncomfortably on the head.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #379 on:** 10 Jan 2010, 19:09 »

Ballard on the other hand hits nails uncomfortably into his own scrotum to punish himself for his wickedness. At some point in the future this

Will be a key piece of evidence at the trial of the 'backwards blowjob' killer.

Ballard · « **Reply #380 on:** 10 Jan 2010, 19:54 »

Chris quotes Chuggo lyrics all the time because Chuggo is actually his younger brother and he feels kind of bad for him.

öde · « **Reply #381 on:** 10 Jan 2010, 19:55 »

AAAAAH C'MON, SUPPORT A GUY

johnny5 · « **Reply #382 on:** 16 Jan 2010, 11:50 »

most of you won't complete your college education by age 28, thus impacting your life earnings.

Scarychips · « **Reply #383 on:** 16 Jan 2010, 12:59 »

johnny5 is the result of an experiment involving a cheese grater, a flute that can summon tornadoes, and a mask with evil powers.

Patrick · « **Reply #384 on:** 17 Jan 2010, 01:02 »

Shane smokes

ZJGent · « **Reply #385 on:** 17 Jan 2010, 17:32 »

... Cock.

sean · « **Reply #386 on:** 17 Jan 2010, 21:14 »

i would sleep with roddy

who will back me on this?

Sox · « **Reply #387 on:** 18 Jan 2010, 03:59 »

you mean join in?

Dollface · « **Reply #388 on:** 18 Jan 2010, 04:13 »

Sox likes finer things in life.

Lummer · « **Reply #389 on:** 18 Jan 2010, 04:33 »

Dollface was the session Mellotron player on the above record.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #390 on:** 18 Jan 2010, 06:18 »

Quote from: sean on 17 Jan 2010, 21:14

i would sleep with roddy

who will back me on this?

no but i'll bottom you

a hurf durf

Lines · « **Reply #391 on:** 18 Jan 2010, 17:22 »

Who wouldn't have sex with Roddy?

Scarychips · « **Reply #392 on:** 18 Jan 2010, 17:23 »

Linds wouldn't.. Oh wait.

sean · « **Reply #393 on:** 18 Jan 2010, 20:25 »

dovey i feel like yr gonna be really sad the day i call in that favor

Patrick · « **Reply #394 on:** 18 Jan 2010, 22:13 »

Dovey promised Sean sexual favors which therefore means he is a Gay.

Inlander · « **Reply #395 on:** 18 Jan 2010, 23:03 »

Nah, he's just seanosexual.

Spluff · « **Reply #396 on:** 18 Jan 2010, 23:04 »

homoseanual

David_Dovey · « **Reply #397 on:** 19 Jan 2010, 03:24 »

I think what sean was trying to say was that he isn't very good in bed?

Inlander · « **Reply #398 on:** 19 Jan 2010, 04:15 »

Nah, he's just implying that his erect penis is so gigantic that no anus can comfortably accomodate it. Hope you like it rough.

sean · « **Reply #399 on:** 19 Jan 2010, 17:02 »

Quote from: Spluff on 18 Jan 2010, 23:04

homoseanual

Quote from: Inlander on 18 Jan 2010, 23:03

Nah, he's just seanosexual.

somebody please make one of these dovey's permanent phrase right below his name.

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