Topic: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009 (Read 61924 times)

Border Reiver · « **on:** 20 Dec 2009, 18:44 »

And because it's that time of year - here ya go!

Enjoy.

Or not, its up to you.

Carl-E · « **Reply #1 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 18:49 »

Three french toasts, two turtlenecks...

akronnick · « **Reply #2 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 19:37 »

God bless us, everyone.

JD · « **Reply #3 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 21:57 »

The Great One wishes you a happy holiday.

Strike Reyhi · « **Reply #4 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 22:31 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 20 Dec 2009, 21:57

The Great One wishes you a happy holiday.

Gretzky?

Wiregeek · « **Reply #5 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 22:31 »

decended from..

for fuck's sake, Faye, get over yourself, and go jog a mile.

akronnick · « **Reply #6 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 22:34 »

So Faye's Grandmother was a Confederate Pirate Whore.

That explains quite a bit actually.

That actually explains nothing at all.

Near Lurker · « **Reply #7 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 22:59 »

Or Genghis Khan. Those are the only options.

westrim · « **Reply #8 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 23:10 »

Man, that sucks for Faye. What a whore-ibble revelation.

....

I'm sorry, I'll go dig nice hole for myself now.

Mojo · « **Reply #9 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 23:11 »

I wouldn't have thought they were boarding anyone, being Yankees.

(if you take my meaning)

Martok · « **Reply #10 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 23:16 »

"Delayed Entendre Recognition"

Best. Comic strip. Title. Ever.

Quote from: Mojo on 20 Dec 2009, 23:11

I wouldn't have thought they were boarding anyone, being Yankees.

(if you take my meaning)

I'm not sure I do. You're implying Yankees were what -- celibate? impotent?

Clue me in here!

Mojo · « **Reply #11 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 23:21 »

Well, you know, they're YANKees.

And being Canadian, I not only get the reference, I've actually HAD beer in a tree. As well as the backbacon comic books and other stuff.

Blackjoker · « **Reply #12 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 23:32 »

I think my favorite was the look of stark utter horror on Fayes face when she realized that.

akronnick · « **Reply #13 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 23:33 »

Quote from: westrim on 20 Dec 2009, 23:10

Man, that sucks for Faye. What a whore-ibble revelation.

....

I'm sorry, I'll go dig nice hole for myself now.

That won't be necessary. A box will be sufficient.

Just make sure it's big enough for

Quote from: Mojo on 20 Dec 2009, 23:21

Well, you know, they're YANKees.

as well.

SigPig · « **Reply #14 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 23:35 »

5...Golden...touques. 4 pounds backbacon, three french toast, two turtlenecks, and a Beer, in a tree.

I think I have that song somewhere.

Mojo · « **Reply #15 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 00:15 »

Quote from: akronnick on 20 Dec 2009, 23:33

Quote from: westrim on 20 Dec 2009, 23:10
Man, that sucks for Faye. What a whore-ibble revelation.

....

I'm sorry, I'll go dig nice hole for myself now.

That won't be necessary. A box will be sufficient.

Just make sure it's big enough for
Quote from: Mojo on 20 Dec 2009, 23:21
Well, you know, they're YANKees.
as well.

I think my point was that YANKees wouldn't GET a box...

akronnick · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 00:20 »

Quote from: Mojo on 21 Dec 2009, 00:15

I think my point was that YANKees wouldn't GET a box...

*Looks over wall*

*throws snowball*

*ducks*

pwhodges · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 00:59 »

"A whore! A whore! My kingdom for a whore!"

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 02:40 »

Wait, isn't that how it usually works?

Strike Reyhi · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 02:59 »

Quote from: Near Lurker on 20 Dec 2009, 22:59

Or Genghis Khan. Those are the only options.

why not both?

Tunahead · « **Reply #20 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 04:43 »

In all likelihood, hunter/gatherer is the world's oldest profession

Border Reiver · « **Reply #21 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 04:53 »

What your ancestors did is in no way relative to what you do. Mine were blacksmiths and border reivers shipped from the Anglo-Scottish border to Ireland to "pacify" the locals. I'm only marginally competent when it comes to working with my hands, and the Canucks are hardly likely to ship me and the family to a foreign land to settle and beat down the natives because I've been nicking other people's stuff.

Looks like there are lots of people out there who know Bob and Doug - not obscure enough I guess.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #22 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 04:57 »

Today's results:

What do you want for Christmas?

My wife not to have to work that day 1 (4.8%)
Peace on Earth, Goodwill towards all people 5 (23.8%)
You to stop jamming your day down our throats 7 (33.3%)
Beer, in a tree (bonus points if you get the reference) 8 (38.1%)

Total Voters: 21

Looking at the results, I can see where people's priorities lie. Make it a Christmas Ale for me then and watch this.

Random832 · « **Reply #23 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 05:33 »

Quote from: Tunahead on 21 Dec 2009, 04:43

In all likelihood, hunter/gatherer is the world's oldest profession

I think the idea is that is excluded from being called a "profession" by some technicality of the definition being used.

jwhouk · « **Reply #24 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 06:43 »

Actually, if by "Professional Apologist" you mean "Politician"... yeah, I had this uncle a while back.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #25 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 07:12 »

Quote from: akronnick on 20 Dec 2009, 22:34

So Faye's Grandmother was a Confederate Pirate Whore.

That explains quite a bit actually.

That actually explains nothing at all.

In fact, it raises more questions than before.

tinkerbell · « **Reply #26 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 07:25 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 21 Dec 2009, 04:53

What your ancestors did is in no way relative to what you do. Mine were blacksmiths and border reivers shipped from the Anglo-Scottish border to Ireland to "pacify" the locals. I'm only marginally competent when it comes to working with my hands, and the Canucks are hardly likely to ship me and the family to a foreign land to settle and beat down the natives because I've been nicking other people's stuff.

I agree, who are descended from (particularly distantly) has little to no bearing on what you are now. If you were descended from any one of the various indigenous people that were taken over by the English/French/Dutch/Whatever there is probably a reasonable amount of mixing going on, so are you really a part of the oppressed or the oppressors?
Personally I have no idea what ancestry I have, but it seems that Faye is really taking hers quite hard... odd that she should have a panic attack over her ancestors being whores rather than telling Angus about her dad. Perhaps her hysteria was misplaced...

~~Schmorgluck~~ · « **Reply #27 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 08:50 »

Things get whores before they get better.

Binary · « **Reply #28 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 10:51 »

Relieved to see the comic is up.

When I read Jeph's tweet about being incapable of movement after eating too much sushi, I was worried the blowfish toxin was kicking in.

Carl-E · « **Reply #29 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 11:29 »

Quote from: Schmorgluck on 21 Dec 2009, 08:50

Things get whores before they get better.

Another candidate for the box! And think this one's a suspendable offense...

("Hangin's too good for the likes o' them!")

Carl-E · « **Reply #30 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 11:39 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 21 Dec 2009, 06:43

Actually, if by "Professional Apologist" you mean "Politician"... yeah, I had this uncle a while back.

I read that as "Ape-ologist" at first, and thought it was an evolution reference...

That being said, you can really get some weird impressions of your family history when you're younger. I remember thinking my mother's family was Italian when I was little.

They were Russo-Polish Jews.

And no, I have no idea where that impression came from, other than my grandma using her hands a lot when she talked...

Hope Fay's ancestral ship had effective defenses against those boarding seamen!

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #31 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 11:40 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 21 Dec 2009, 11:39

Hope Fay's ancestral ship had effective defenses against those boarding seamen!

Please tell me that was on purpose...

Llewellian · « **Reply #32 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 12:55 »

Quote from: evilbobthebob on 21 Dec 2009, 11:40

Quote from: Carl-E on 21 Dec 2009, 11:39
Hope Fay's ancestral ship had effective defenses against those boarding seamen!

Please tell me that was on purpose...

Well, if her female ancestors got boarded by yankee semen, wait for the face of Faye finding THAT out. That she is a Yank born south.

Carl-E · « **Reply #33 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 13:04 »

Quote from: Llewellian on 21 Dec 2009, 12:55

Quote from: evilbobthebob on 21 Dec 2009, 11:40
Quote from: Carl-E on 21 Dec 2009, 11:39
Hope Fay's ancestral ship had effective defenses against those boarding seamen!

Please tell me that was on purpose...

Well, if her female ancestors got boarded by yankee semen, wait for the face of Faye finding THAT out. That she is a Yank born south.

Ummm.... you did read today's comic, didn't you?

Good. Just checking!

westrim · « **Reply #34 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 13:16 »

Man, we could do this all day. I'll start the collection:

Quote from: westrim on 20 Dec 2009, 23:10

Man, that sucks for Faye. What a whore-ibble revelation.
....

I'm sorry. I'll go dig nice hole for myself now.

Quote from: Mojo on 20 Dec 2009, 23:11

I wouldn't have thought they were boarding anyone, being Yankees.

(if you take my meaning)

(Later) Well, you know, they're YANKees.

(Later still) I think my point was that YANKees wouldn't GET a box...

Quote from: pwhodges on 21 Dec 2009, 00:59

"A whore! A whore! My kingdom for a whore!"

Quote from: Schmorgluck on 21 Dec 2009, 08:50

Things get whores before they get better.

Quote from: Carl-E on 21 Dec 2009, 11:29

Another candidate for the box! And think this one's a suspendable offense...

("Hangin's too good for the likes o' them!")

Quote from: Carl-E on 21 Dec 2009, 11:39

Hope Fay's ancestral ship had effective defenses against those boarding seamen!

And now some more from me:
Did the Yankees attack with different sized ships? If so, I suppose they were seamen in all vessels (seminal vesicles... yeah).
And did those ships have rubberized hulls?
Did any have cannons known for going off too early?
Did they ride whores while aboard ship, or only on the city streets?
Did they ever get an alarm from the ship and have to pull out early?
Were these seamen sent by General Hooker?
Did they get whores from all the salt spray and yelling?

I could go on for a long long time.

Binary · « **Reply #35 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 15:00 »

Also:

Faye clearly has no desire to take up her ancestor's career. Thus she can now be classified as "whore de combat".

akronnick · « **Reply #36 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 15:24 »

OK.

The sane folks in this forum (both of us) will be glad to know that the 53' shipping container that I ordered for the new penalty box should arrive tomorrow so we won't have to endure this constant assault too much longer.

It will slow down the pace of discussion in here if all the forum members are locked in a big metal box with no internet, but what are you gonna do?

Kugai · « **Reply #37 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 16:05 »

Either that or we'll have to endure another day of PUNishingly bad jokes.

Next - Faye goes flat on her back

After slipping in her Coffee

What?

raoullefere · « **Reply #38 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 16:12 »

Quote from: Random832 on 21 Dec 2009, 05:33

Quote from: Tunahead on 21 Dec 2009, 04:43
In all likelihood, hunter/gatherer is the world's oldest profession

I think the idea is that is excluded from being called a "profession" by some technicality of the definition being used.

Following a profession must provide pay of some form, even if it's only a hunk of cheese. Hunter-gathering is more direct than that. Unless, of course, you're being paid to hunt and gather, I suppose.

Tuitsuro · « **Reply #39 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 16:14 »

You damn kids have it easy, what with your electric PICTURE BOXES which deliver dirty pictures to right where you sit, in the comfort of your own homes. In the old days people hiked uphill for miles in driving snow in nothing but their skivvies just to pound Faye's grandma for a buffalo nickel. An' they were PROUD to DUNNIT.

akronnick · « **Reply #40 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 17:29 »

Quote from: raoullefere on 21 Dec 2009, 16:12

Following a profession must provide pay of some form, even if it's only a hunk of cheese. Hunter-gathering is more direct than that. Unless, of course, you're being paid to hunt and gather, I suppose.

I agree. Hunter/gatherer is more of a trade than a profession.

westrim · « **Reply #41 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 22:25 »

Quote from: akronnick on 21 Dec 2009, 17:29

Quote from: raoullefere on 21 Dec 2009, 16:12
Following a profession must provide pay of some form, even if it's only a hunk of cheese. Hunter-gathering is more direct than that. Unless, of course, you're being paid to hunt and gather, I suppose.

I agree. Hunter/gatherer is more of a trade than a profession.

Yes. And then you trade those nuts and that rabbit for some nookie. Thus, prostitution's status as the oldest profession.

raoullefere · « **Reply #42 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 22:54 »

Quote from: Tuitsuro on 21 Dec 2009, 16:14

You damn kids have it easy, what with your electric PICTURE BOXES which deliver dirty pictures to right where you sit, in the comfort of your own homes. In the old days people hiked uphill for miles in driving snow in nothing but their skivvies just to pound Faye's grandma for a buffalo nickel. An' they were PROUD to DUNNIT.

That's another thing. I assume the 'she' Faye's talking about is her great, great grandmother. For her grandmother to have been a whore in the Civil War*, she'd have to have been about 131 (at least) when Faye was born. That and/or one of Faye's parents was right spry themselves. Anyway, I hope it was a paternal ancestress. "That ole Whitaker whore"** is too good to pass up.

*Hey, alteration!
**Better alteration!

westrim · « **Reply #43 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 23:09 »

Quote from: raoullefere on 21 Dec 2009, 22:54

Quote from: Tuitsuro on 21 Dec 2009, 16:14
You damn kids have it easy, what with your electric PICTURE BOXES which deliver dirty pictures to right where you sit, in the comfort of your own homes. In the old days people hiked uphill for miles in driving snow in nothing but their skivvies just to pound Faye's grandma for a buffalo nickel. An' they were PROUD to DUNNIT.
That's another thing. I assume the 'she' Faye's talking about is her great, great grandmother. For her grandmother to have been a whore in the Civil War*, she'd have to have been about 131 (at least) when Faye was born. That and/or one of Faye's parents was right spry themselves. Anyway, I hope it was a paternal ancestress. "That ole Whitaker whore"** is too good to pass up.

*Hey, alteration!
**Better alteration!

I believe you mean "alliteration"

Mojo · « **Reply #44 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 23:22 »

Quote from: Kugai on 21 Dec 2009, 16:05

Either that or we'll have to endure another day of PUNishingly bad jokes.

Next - Faye goes flat on her back

Well, she's too young to go flat on her front...

Blackjoker · « **Reply #45 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 03:45 »

To be honest I'm curious how far this could go and in what ways. I look forward to the reactions of Sven, Marten, Hannelore, Angus, and Marigold but most especially Pintsize and Winslow...that and I wonder if the Roomba is still flying in comic-time.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #46 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 04:02 »

Faye's right, BTW; she does.

Also, panels 1 and 3; the girl with the nose and funky fringe: Marigold has a sister?

Akima · « **Reply #47 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 04:04 »

Quote from: akronnick on 21 Dec 2009, 17:29

Hunter/gatherer is more of a trade than a profession

It's a lifestyle!

Akima · « **Reply #48 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 04:24 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 21 Dec 2009, 04:53

What your ancestors did is in no way relative to what you do.

Apart from totally banging of course... or you wouldn't exist.
And maybe emigrating... or you'd have been born somewhere else.
And banging/not banging someone with a nasty little recessive gene... or you'd be/not be suffering from haemophilia, porphyria, cystic fibrosis etc.
And making/not making lots of money... or you'd have grown up rich/poor.
And your Dad's sperm determined your sex, locking you into your society's favoured system of gender stratification.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #49 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 05:08 »

Yes - if our ancestor's hadn't had sex we wouldn't be here of course.

Faye seems to be bouncing back from the realization that perhaps on of her ancestors may have had a less then conventional job description. Or at least one not normally found at www.jobshop.ca

And it's the tits Faye, and the backside, and the pleasing symetry of the face. Initially. After that its up to your personality....

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