Topic: WCT 21 to 25 Dec 2009 (Read 63788 times)

Carl-E · « **Reply #150 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 22:54 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 25 Dec 2009, 06:16

Good to see that despite all the protestations to the contrary, it's still all about me.

What are you looking forward to in the New Year?

Nothing - I don't see the new year being any better than the last 3 (9.7%)
The people of the world to suddenly realize that being asses to each other is just a bad idea. 8 (25.8%)
Screw that nice shit, where's my flying car? 11 (35.5%)
Pancakes 9 (29%)

Total Voters: 31

As everyone wants the special toy.

No poll for today - and Jeph, my wife says thanks for the cheesecake. It goes well with the chocolate I got her.

The last poll is still open - pancakes have caught up with the flying car. Probably something to do with Christmas morning and all...

How about flying pancakes?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #151 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 07:11 »

Only if there is bacon involved. Bacon makes it better.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #152 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 07:15 »

Bacon is dangerous

Carl-E · « **Reply #153 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 07:35 »

Dangerous, but still delicious.

Besides, that was prosciutto, not bacon!

raoullefere · « **Reply #154 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 10:09 »

Them ain't eagles—them's jaybirds!

Quote from: Carl-E on 25 Dec 2009, 22:54

How about flying pancakes?

Wasn't that a screensaver about a hundred years ago?

Carl-E · « **Reply #155 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 11:17 »

I think you're getting it confused with flying toasters?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #156 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 11:39 »

I still say bacon makes it better, and if its dangerous, then that just amps up the awesomeness.

raoullefere · « **Reply #157 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 14:41 »

So, in addition to being the new chocolate, is bacon also the new fugu?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #158 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 15:33 »

So ong as we can run faster than the pig.

jwhouk · « **Reply #159 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 05:59 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 26 Dec 2009, 11:17

I think you're getting it confused with flying toasters?

I miss After Dark.

Carl-E · « **Reply #160 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 11:59 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 26 Dec 2009, 15:33

So long as we can run faster than the pig.

With too much bacon, you won't be able to catch the pig. This sets up an interesting loop;

Run faster than a pig
Eat lots o' bacon
Get too fat
Run slower than a pig
No more bacon
Lose weight
Run faster than a pig...

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #161 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 12:24 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 28 Dec 2009, 11:59

Run faster than a pig
Eat lots o' bacon
Get too fat
Run slower than a pig
Hire a hunter

Fixed.

LTK · « **Reply #162 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 13:49 »

Quote from: Dliessmgg on 28 Dec 2009, 12:24

Quote from: Carl-E on 28 Dec 2009, 11:59
Run faster than a pig
Eat lots o' bacon
Get too fat
Run slower than a pig
Hire a hunter

The hunter eats lots o' bacon
Gets too fat
Runs slower than a pig
Hires a hunter

It's a vicious cycle...

akronnick · « **Reply #163 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 17:55 »

...domesticate pig.
breed pigs to be slow and fat.
pig is easier to catch, and yields:
MOAR BACON!!!1!!

Random832 · « **Reply #164 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 06:55 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 28 Dec 2009, 11:59

Press button
Receive bacon
Enjoy bacon
Get too fat
Can't press button
No more bacon
Lose weight
Press button...

Fixed.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #165 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 08:26 »

For anyone who missed out on the meme, "push button" refers to the picture that can be found at http://blog.cartelagency.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/push-button-receive-bacon.png

I first saw that here, in the avatar of a user named "Alison".

Carl-E · « **Reply #166 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 09:19 »

Thank you! I saw that on a washroom dryer a while back, and would never have made the connection...

Kugai · « **Reply #167 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 13:03 »

The previous posts were brought to you by the Pork Products Marketing ~~Conspiracy~~ Board

"Bacon, the food of the Gods."

raoullefere · « **Reply #168 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 08:51 »

The food of the gods is ambrosia. They don't seem to be much for salty snacks.

Quote from: akronnick on 28 Dec 2009, 17:55

...domesticate pig.
breed pigs to be slow and fat.
pig is easier to catch, and yields:
MOAR BACON!!!1!!

Some might point to this as what's wrong with our world, perhaps referring to the domestication of animals, the impact of this on hunters' incomes, or our growing inability to spell. But they're missing the point: the real thing that's wrong with the world is that we've a Pig Bomb.

Thus, all you bacon fanatics might give a thought to arming yourselves (or hiring hunters) and venturing down South. I repeat, we have a pig bomb here, people! (Which translates to bacon you don't have to raise, so long as you don't mind that it fights back) http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/pig-bomb-super-pigs.html

Binary · « **Reply #169 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 01:37 »

LOLing that Discovery felt they had to sub-title the redneck!

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Poll

What are you looking forward to in the New Year?

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