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Senior Prank Ideas.
« on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:11 »

My senior year is upon me and I need some ideas for a prank that will live in infamy.
I now plead with the collected brilliant minds in this forum to help me on my quest.
Please.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #1 on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:16 »

Pee on people.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #2 on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:47 »

I went to a rural high school. All school pranks involved either live chickens or taxidermied animals.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #3 on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:54 »

Turn a live animal into a taxidermied animal in front of your classmates.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #4 on: 29 Dec 2009, 11:02 »

Turn a taxidermied animal into a live animal in front of your classmates.

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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #5 on: 29 Dec 2009, 12:09 »

Murder someone and get away with it.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #6 on: 29 Dec 2009, 12:24 »

What is your school? I will draw out battle plans with you, muahahaha.

Also, how extreme can this prank be? Do you have bail money?
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #7 on: 29 Dec 2009, 12:42 »

get a very large length of string and wire it in between every single thing you can find in the hall ways.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #8 on: 29 Dec 2009, 12:44 »

Poo on the dashboard.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #9 on: 29 Dec 2009, 13:33 »

Burn it down
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #10 on: 29 Dec 2009, 13:45 »

Please note the following may not actually that safe. But what good prank is?

Freeze cans of shaving foam. Carefully cut open the cans and remove the frozen foam cylinder. Keep in a freezer bag and, during your day, deposit them in a rooms as you leave them. They will gradually melt, expand, and leave loads of foam behind.

Works best in small spaces such as cupboards, lockers, cars, and desk drawers.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #11 on: 29 Dec 2009, 14:11 »

sneak in during the night and leave something on every teachers desk. A bottle of cheap bear, a condom and a porn dvd should do.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #12 on: 29 Dec 2009, 14:31 »

Break in at night. Place on each teacher's desk one photo of you looking very naked and very ashamed. Call police.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #13 on: 29 Dec 2009, 14:45 »

Throw a rucksack or something into a large group and shout "Allahu Akbar!"
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #14 on: 29 Dec 2009, 14:57 »

Freeze cans of shaving foam. Carefully cut open the cans and remove the frozen foam cylinder. Keep in a freezer bag and, during your day, deposit them in a rooms as you leave them. They will gradually melt, expand, and leave loads of foam behind.

Works best in small spaces such as cupboards, lockers, cars, and desk drawers.

That actually is a great idea. I'd have to test it out.

There is a small contingent of people planning, no bail money, a small school. Only about 875 kids.
In the "city" and as long as we won't get expelled or prosecuted we are willing to go pretty far.

Other good news is that I am friends with the 2nd shift Janitor and he can let us in.

However I want some serious ideas other than murdering or defecating on things or people.
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« Reply #15 on: 29 Dec 2009, 15:10 »

However I want some serious ideas other than murdering or defecating on things or people.

Why'd you ask us?
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #16 on: 29 Dec 2009, 15:22 »

Commit blood-soaked highly ritualistic suicide in the most public place possible whilst screaming "ON YOUR LAST BREATH, YOU WILL ALL BE KNEE DEEP IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILDREN."
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #17 on: 29 Dec 2009, 15:24 »

I planted a dogwood tree right in front of second base on the school baseball field.

Dogwood is the Virginia state tree.  

Tied to the tree was a letter that said Virginia law prohibits the destruction of Dogwoods  and that it couldn't be cut down, as it is a protected species in the Commonwealth.    Though the dogwood really is the state tree -- I completely made the second part up.  Pulled it straight out of my ass.   That effing tree stood by second base for a couple of weeks until it was relocated elsewhere on school grounds.  

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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #18 on: 29 Dec 2009, 15:49 »

Convince all 875 kids to legally change their name to Inigo Montoya. Enjoy the chaos of your graduation ceremony.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #19 on: 29 Dec 2009, 16:29 »

I would sneak onto the campus at night and plant a ridiculous amount of really cheap flowers on whatever you guys have that is like a grassy area/quad. It would be really cool. Also: Pretty!
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #20 on: 29 Dec 2009, 17:50 »

God damnit Kieffer, Stop beating me to the punch on everything I hate you.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #21 on: 29 Dec 2009, 18:05 »

the greatest senior prank ive ever heard of, was renting 2 strippers dressed like cops to "arrest" the principle.

the other was letting loose 3 pigs in the shcool marked with the numbers 1 2 and 4.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #22 on: 29 Dec 2009, 18:08 »

I would sneak onto the campus at night and plant a ridiculous amount of really cheap flowers on whatever you guys have that is like a grassy area/quad. It would be really cool. Also: Pretty!

Why not use 7000 forks, instead?

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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #23 on: 29 Dec 2009, 18:13 »

Uh, because they are less pretty, way more annoying to clean up, and really wasteful and bad.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #24 on: 29 Dec 2009, 18:15 »

If you wanted a bunch of pretty flowers, you could probably, y'know, go to a field where they grow.

It took 5 minutes to clean them up, they were all recycled, and the forks were all going to be used and thrown out anyway.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #25 on: 29 Dec 2009, 18:16 »

Flip the pool!
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #26 on: 29 Dec 2009, 18:47 »

If you wanted a bunch of pretty flowers, you could probably, y'know, go to a field where they grow.

It took 5 minutes to clean them up, they were all recycled, and the forks were all going to be used and thrown out anyway.

Transforming something mundane into something beautiful is way more interesting, to me at least. Also they are then forced to uproot a bunch of really pretty flowers, if they want to return to the status quo, which is totally awesome. And I did that fork thing in summer camp when I was 14, only all the forks were stolen from the dining hall, which doubled the awesome because people had to eat salad with spoons.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #27 on: 29 Dec 2009, 19:57 »

I like the fork idea but we don't really have a quad or anything, but the pig idea, 1,2,4 now that sounds cool.

and If you do feel sooo compelled do bring on the murderous ideas.

I thought it would be pretty cool to saran wrap the principles car and other various car shenanigans.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #28 on: 29 Dec 2009, 20:50 »

I can't wait for my senior year. This year, I am being handed down a master key to the school. It's been passed down when the owner graduates for a few years now. It's so much to go into the school after dark when no one is there and just walk around.
I'm pretty mad they installed cameras this year. That will make my prank a bit harder.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #29 on: 29 Dec 2009, 21:02 »

Yes, I forgot to mention we have several cameras at most key entrances, not a total issue but an annoyance.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #30 on: 29 Dec 2009, 21:05 »

We have ours down almost all the hallways but if you are really concerned about being seen, just wear baggy clothes and a ski mask.
Because that doesn't look suspicious.
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« Reply #31 on: 29 Dec 2009, 21:24 »

Uh, because they are less pretty, way more annoying to clean up, and really wasteful and bad.

They make biodegradable forks girl.
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« Reply #32 on: 29 Dec 2009, 21:33 »

Uh, because they are less pretty, way more annoying to clean up, and really wasteful and bad.

They make biodegradable forks girl.

You know the cliché, reuse, reduce, recycle? The ordering is significant. The ability to recycle doesn't lessen the importance of reducing usage of energy/materials.

Not that it really applies to this situation, since shit is probably gonna get wasted no matter what, but I feel like this is a fallacious attitude many people hold.
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« Reply #33 on: 29 Dec 2009, 21:50 »

Well I'm glad we agree. The forks in question could probably help the earth anyway, but whatever.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #34 on: 29 Dec 2009, 22:14 »

man the only thing we did was skip school and get really drunk and a few of us got really high.  it was fun because we're partying outside what we thought was an abandoned house out in the country. we'd started a bonfire and set up some chairs and started drinking and grilling (we brought a grill) and playing frisbee and some old lady came out like wtf are you doing, who are you?
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #35 on: 29 Dec 2009, 23:58 »

Build a brick wall just inside the main doors. Paint it like a cartoon tunnel.
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« Reply #36 on: 30 Dec 2009, 00:34 »

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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #37 on: 30 Dec 2009, 00:39 »

It really sucks that my graduating year (highschool) didn't do anything at all.  One kid brought in a single rat and he was going to let it loose in the school.  His spectacular plan failed when a girl picked it up and took it home with her.

You can buy ladybugs and unleash them in your school.  A box of 1000 shouldn't set you back too much.  If you want you can coordinate with a couple friends and get like...5 or 6 boxes and plant them all around the school. 

I've heard of coating doors and door-handles with maple syrup or shaving cream or vaseline.  You could also vase up all the locks on the lockers, although that is time-consuming as hell.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #38 on: 30 Dec 2009, 00:43 »

The likelihood of me doing anything for my senior prank next year are probably nil.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #39 on: 30 Dec 2009, 06:17 »

PS I never realized people in america actually do this sort of shit. I thought it was all in movies and stuff

We usually just went to class and said goodbye to teachers we liked and/or skipped and got high
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #40 on: 30 Dec 2009, 06:55 »

Planting seeds/bulbs somewhere so they spell something out, but not until spring is an awesome idea.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #41 on: 30 Dec 2009, 07:03 »

Well I'm glad we agree. The forks in question could probably help the earth anyway, but whatever.

The groundskeeper was pretty happy, it aerated the whole oval for him.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #42 on: 30 Dec 2009, 07:20 »

I wasn't involved in the prank, but my graduation year some seniors put sod over the interim principal's parking spot and extended the bricks from the sidewalk around the sod (without cement) so that it looked like the sidewalk just extended out through his spot to the next spot.  It was really really funny.

Also that year a bunch of dumbass freshmen came up with the idea of setting off stink bombs in the halls/stair wells.  It was not funny, not cool, and everyone suffered.  Do not do anything like that.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #43 on: 30 Dec 2009, 07:50 »

So far I like these: Shaving creme freezed, Pigs Labled 1,2,4, and the fork idea.
The one thing is, we'd like to keep it from needing the janitors to do a lot of work,
they are great guys and have always been helpful and kind.
Some clean up is okay and expected but a shit ton, that would just be uncool.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #44 on: 30 Dec 2009, 08:35 »

Convince all 875 kids to legally change their name to Inigo Montoya. Enjoy the chaos of your graduation ceremony.
Or Spartacus. Or Brian.

I like the idea of planting flower seeds, so that everyone thinks there was no prank, and then next year: flowers. You would need them to be a specific kind of flowers, though. Low enough to the ground that they wouldn't get mowed over, inconspicuous until they bloom, and they would all need to bloom at the same time of year. It would be pretty damn hilarious for there to be an unexplained flower dong on the quad one spring morning.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #45 on: 30 Dec 2009, 08:48 »

Be careful with whom you entrust the seeding to though. You don't want to see a pink and colourful swastika making the local paper's front cover come spring...
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #46 on: 30 Dec 2009, 09:27 »

We used to have a somewhat cool thing at our high school where all the seniors did a race around the school.

However, when I graduated the school didn't let our class do it.  Because my high school sucked.

They were worried that someone might hurt themselves running around the school.  Sign of the times I guess.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #47 on: 30 Dec 2009, 09:46 »

We did the Bra Run and the Boxer Run (we did these twice yearly but whatever).

Go to the top floor of the school, run through the whole place without your top/pants on. It's quite a bit of fun.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #48 on: 30 Dec 2009, 10:37 »

Defecate in every single cupboard and then write to complain at the low quality of the en-suite toilets.
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Re: Senior Prank Ideas.
« Reply #49 on: 30 Dec 2009, 10:47 »

Fill the faculty coffee cups with potting soil and plant flowers inside.
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