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Important QC News ITT
« on: 03 Jan 2010, 16:38 »


a fresh faced hipster


these are my hands don't get used to seeing them


see? check out my tits though. wait are those mine


ok getting bigger


then i started growing tits all over my body, wtg jeph


the disease is inside me


that's better but my crotch is real weird


having no hands is now a plot point


shinier, ruder


one time my dad killed himself and there was tons of lens flare


they're kind of gross from this angle huh


just walking at an angle with my ugly friends


stuff written on my tits = merchandise, why didn't i think of this sooner


shit now they're gone but at least i got my hands back


ok no they're just getting bigger again


if i take this off i can't sell any new lol-based items today bro


see it's like an internet bear or whatever. buy it morans
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #1 on: 03 Jan 2010, 16:42 »

You should have put this in the comic thread.

Not because I'm a hard ass about putting things where they belong. I just think if you put it there someone might actually get mad about it, which could be awesome.
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #2 on: 03 Jan 2010, 16:48 »

If he wanted people to get pissed he should've put it in QC Discussion. Those guys are crazy.
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #3 on: 03 Jan 2010, 16:51 »

I think I have slept with like twenty variations of this girl.

It's a real chicken/egg situation. A thinker.
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #4 on: 03 Jan 2010, 16:57 »

I've got something to tell you, ptommy.

Chickens are birds. Birds evolved from dinosaurs. Dinosaurs laid eggs. The egg came first.
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #5 on: 03 Jan 2010, 17:10 »

Or....."keep fucking that chicken"?....
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« Reply #6 on: 03 Jan 2010, 17:12 »

If he wanted people to get pissed he should've put it in QC Discussion. Those guys are crazy.

Yeah, I meant the comics forum, but unfortunately I'm dumb.
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« Reply #7 on: 03 Jan 2010, 17:15 »

No, the comics forum would just hunt him down and kill him with their rabies.
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« Reply #8 on: 03 Jan 2010, 17:17 »

YOU POINTED OUT THE PROGRESSION OF THE ART IN THE COMIC. FUCK YOU MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
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« Reply #9 on: 03 Jan 2010, 17:18 »

You know, I guarantee you that there'd be at least one dude who'd just fap his way down the column of pics.
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #10 on: 03 Jan 2010, 17:19 »

I think I have slept with like twenty variations of this girl.

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« Reply #11 on: 03 Jan 2010, 17:30 »

This isn't news, this is...HISTORY
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #12 on: 03 Jan 2010, 19:28 »

why do I host this place again?
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #13 on: 03 Jan 2010, 19:35 »

You know I'm just fuckin witch baby right?
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« Reply #14 on: 03 Jan 2010, 19:37 »

Parody/shittalkin' I can deal with, but insulting my wife even jokingly is not cool.

I let you guys do pretty much whatever you want on here, I don't think "just don't insult the guy who owns the site" is too difficult a rule to follow.
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #15 on: 03 Jan 2010, 19:42 »

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« Reply #16 on: 03 Jan 2010, 19:44 »

I hear he's a really nice guy in real life
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« Reply #17 on: 03 Jan 2010, 20:02 »

He's also a qc character.

Pretty meta huh?
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #18 on: 03 Jan 2010, 20:04 »

why do I host this place again?

The same reason you drink?
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« Reply #19 on: 03 Jan 2010, 20:11 »

He's also a qc character.

Pretty meta huh?

nope, Yelling Bird is not actually part of the QC universe
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« Reply #20 on: 03 Jan 2010, 20:13 »

The same reason you drink?

QC=Money

Money=Drink

Drink=Nullmoney

Nullmoney=QC

Artists circle. Though not obviously all artists make QC. That would be pretty damn strange.
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #21 on: 03 Jan 2010, 20:13 »

He's also a qc character.

Pretty meta huh?

nope, Yelling Bird is not actually part of the QC universe

Woah, Yelling Bird is based on me too?

I'm sorry about the wife thing, I stole the post from hpn and didn't notice that when I posted. You know I have nothing but love and respect for Christi.
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #22 on: 03 Jan 2010, 22:45 »

Or....."keep fucking that chicken"?....

He who fucks the chicken loses.

He who keeps fucking the chicken is a loser.
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« Reply #23 on: 03 Jan 2010, 23:08 »

Do not let Dokken near your chicken.
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #24 on: 04 Jan 2010, 07:32 »

For what it's worth jeph, I don't read that comment about your wife as insulting.

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« Reply #25 on: 04 Jan 2010, 07:38 »

How is it insulting?
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #26 on: 04 Jan 2010, 07:43 »

We could speculate or we could just let this thread die?
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« Reply #27 on: 04 Jan 2010, 08:10 »

Or we could go off topic for a change.
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« Reply #28 on: 04 Jan 2010, 08:23 »

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« Reply #29 on: 04 Jan 2010, 09:06 »

Once again Paul wins, by virtue of perfectly timed Capybara this time.
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« Reply #30 on: 04 Jan 2010, 09:41 »

Kieffer, can I tell you a story?

My brother's band was named Purple Funk. This is maybe the worst name anyone has thought of and followed through with ever (I add that latter qualification because, in fact, Purple Funk was their second choice after rejecting "Purple Funk Watermelon" because it was too silly). They were really proud of the name and designed a terrible logo and the guitarist stenciled PURPLE FUNK onto all his equipment.

Purple Funk broke up earlier this year, and by that I mean they basically kicked out their lead singer. After months of jamming in the basement, they found a new singer & guitarist and started to work on being a new band. Eventually it came time for them to choose a new moniker.

The name my brother brought to me was "Mountain Overdrive." When he told me that, I said, "Wait. Here's what you're going to do. You're going to change the name to Mount Overdrive, but you're going to shorten the 'Mount' to 'Mt.' - Mt. Overdrive. That's your new band name."

"I'll think about it," he said skeptically.

About a month later, he told me they had a gig.

"What name are you playing under?" I asked. "Is it Mt. Overdrive?"

"No," he said. "We decided to name the band Juanita."



The point I'm trying to make with this story is, sometimes God gives us second chances. When we have the opportunity not to blow it, why would you post this thread
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« Reply #31 on: 04 Jan 2010, 09:41 »

the other point i'm trying to make is that my brother has literally the worst band name ideas in the entire world
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Re: Important QC News ITT
« Reply #32 on: 04 Jan 2010, 10:09 »

Can I steal Mt. Overdrive to be the name of my next band.

I might need this in writing and signed in blood.
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« Reply #33 on: 04 Jan 2010, 12:09 »

I think I have slept with like twenty variations of this girl.

It's a real chicken/egg situation. A thinker.

In each case they came first.
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« Reply #34 on: 04 Jan 2010, 12:39 »

No.
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« Reply #35 on: 04 Jan 2010, 14:20 »

In each case they came first.

Totally failed insult, or creepy, overly-intimate compliment about Tommy's prowess?  You, the viewer, decide.
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« Reply #36 on: 04 Jan 2010, 14:51 »

i'd say the latter.
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« Reply #37 on: 04 Jan 2010, 14:57 »

Quick someone make this a poll thread so we can get to the bottom of this
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« Reply #38 on: 04 Jan 2010, 14:58 »

Well, guys I am eating these lemonheads and I swear to god I am addicted. But I will learn more about addiction tomorrow in Psychology class because my friend is presenting his presentation all about drug abuse and addiction!
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« Reply #39 on: 04 Jan 2010, 14:59 »

what.
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« Reply #40 on: 04 Jan 2010, 19:24 »

Actually you don't learn anything in what I am assuming is a high school psychology class.  Looks like you're stuck with your mega-quirky addiction, kiddo.
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« Reply #41 on: 04 Jan 2010, 19:40 »

Can I steal Mt. Overdrive to be the name of my next band.

I might need this in writing and signed in blood.

Why not go the extra mile and use Mnt instead of mount or mt.
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« Reply #42 on: 04 Jan 2010, 21:23 »

Actually you don't learn anything in what I am assuming is a high school psychology class.  Looks like you're stuck with your mega-quirky addiction, kiddo.
I once took a one week psychology program. We ended up playing cards the last two days because we were bored. The teacher didn't even care.
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« Reply #43 on: 05 Jan 2010, 06:58 »

The egg came first. The question does not ask whether the chicken or the chicken egg came first, but everyone seems to assume it does. Chickens are descended from raptors, right? Or the other bird-like dinosaurs. Dinosaurs laid eggs. Fish laid eggs before that. Eggs go back a long way. Chickens only go back a few hundred thousand years, a handful of millions at most.
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« Reply #44 on: 05 Jan 2010, 07:03 »

So there were hipsters before there were webcomics about hipsters?
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« Reply #45 on: 05 Jan 2010, 07:13 »

i like to think of the chicken/egg question as being more a question of  'do you believe in god or evolution'?

if you believe in SCIENCE then the egg came first.

if you believe in god, god create the chicken & then the chicken laid eggs so the chicken came first.  you nutter.
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« Reply #46 on: 05 Jan 2010, 07:28 »

Yes but we domesticated chickens in the first place. There weren't really chickens in any recognisable form until we made them that way, so really we predate chickens. Also, funny thing about us is that even 5000 years ago, or whenever Creation happened, is that we had egg cells.
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« Reply #47 on: 05 Jan 2010, 13:46 »

I do have to say that the progression of images shows that someone really learned how to draw well over the years.

Now, back to the chicken discussion.
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« Reply #48 on: 05 Jan 2010, 14:33 »

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« Reply #49 on: 05 Jan 2010, 18:24 »

In each case they came first.

Totally failed insult, or creepy, overly-intimate compliment about Tommy's prowess?  You, the viewer, decide.

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