Topic: WCT Jan 4 to Jan 8 2010 (Read 41631 times)

epoch · « **Reply #100 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 08:25 »

Quote from: Ravenswing on 05 Jan 2010, 02:10

Quote from: zagraf on 05 Jan 2010, 00:48
There was a Family Guy episode where Meg and others at her school, following a "premarital sex is bad, mmkay" lecture, take to having ear-sex as an alternative to complete abstinence. Peter falls for this too, for some reason which eludes me.
That seems to be one of the rationales for the current oral sex kick in high schools, which a startling number of kids claim to Not Be Sex.

Seriously, the writing in yellow is fucking annoying.

jwhouk · « **Reply #101 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 08:44 »

Quote from: wargrafix on 07 Jan 2010, 07:56

Is there a typo in today's comic? "WelP, I'm going to bed"?

No, that's a colloquial version of the word "Well".

Carl-E · « **Reply #102 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 09:27 »

Pink polkadot boxers!!

akronnick · « **Reply #103 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 10:29 »

Americans sometimes pronounce the word 'well' with a 'p' on the end.

Don't ask me why.

So no, not a typo.

ecstaticjoy · « **Reply #104 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 11:09 »

LOL, finally! Some questionable content!

jonarus_drakus · « **Reply #105 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 13:24 »

Apparently my mind is one great big "censored" sign, coz i saw Dora's face in pannel three and just went D'aaaaawwwwwww

Or it could just be the whole 'chics that look cute when they're embaressed' thing...

JD

Kugai · « **Reply #106 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 13:59 »

Faye's not gonna be able to sleep tonight with that image in her head.

Then again . . . . . . . . . .

Sorflakne · « **Reply #107 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 14:15 »

Best comic ever.

Carl-E · « **Reply #108 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 14:56 »

Everybody's talking about how Dora looks.

I noticed Marten's "deer in the headlights" look first - it lasts for two panels - poor boy's mind is racing through responses to Faye's possible reactions, and coming up with nada!

jordinyc · « **Reply #109 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 17:11 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 07 Jan 2010, 08:44

Quote from: wargrafix on 07 Jan 2010, 07:56
Is there a typo in today's comic? "WelP, I'm going to bed"?
No, that's a colloquial version of the word "Well".

I saw "WELP" and all I could think was...

(in case you don't get the reference, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04 )

St.Clair · « **Reply #110 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 18:34 »

I CAN HEAR THE OCEAN

Carl-E · « **Reply #111 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 20:04 »

Quote from: jordinyc on 07 Jan 2010, 17:11

(in case you don't get the reference, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04 )

That was both amazing and disturbing at the same time.

Makes me glad I don't play!

Sorflakne · « **Reply #112 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 21:24 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Jan 2010, 14:56

Everybody's talking about how Dora looks.

I noticed Marten's "deer in the headlights" look first - it lasts for two panels - poor boy's mind is racing through responses to Faye's possible reactions, and coming up with nada!

Maybe he's considering saying, "Wanna join in?" and running the possible scenarios of Faye's response through his head

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I saw "WELP" and all I could think was...

(in case you don't get the reference, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04 )

Still one of the greatest things ever from WoW.

BananaCup · « **Reply #113 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 21:30 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Jan 2010, 20:04

Quote from: jordinyc on 07 Jan 2010, 17:11

(in case you don't get the reference, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04 )

That was both amazing and disturbing at the same time.

Makes me glad I don't play!

that vent recording is from four years ago.

the game is very different now.

raoullefere · « **Reply #114 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 22:21 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Jan 2010, 09:27

Pink polkadot boxers!!

Much better than pink, pimply penis.

jordinyc · « **Reply #115 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 23:52 »

Quote from: raoullefere on 07 Jan 2010, 22:21

Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Jan 2010, 09:27
Pink polkadot boxers!!

Much better than pink, pimply penis.

WELP, on that happy picture, i'm gonna hit the sack.

LeeC · « **Reply #116 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 01:30 »

haha poor hanners

Arancaytar · « **Reply #117 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 01:30 »

Ouch, poor Hanners.

It could have been worse, though. She could have bought a taser or pepper spray.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #118 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 02:04 »

Quote from: Arancaytar on 08 Jan 2010, 01:30

Ouch, poor Hanners.

It could have been worse, though. She could have bought a taser or pepper spray.

Mental image of Hanners buying pepper-spray and reenacting that one scene from "Monsters Inc." with Mike Wazowski.
This would not be her intended use of said product.

Malek · « **Reply #119 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 02:43 »

Feel bad for the girl, but can't help but laugh.

jwhouk · « **Reply #120 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 02:57 »

Quote from: Arancaytar on 08 Jan 2010, 01:30

Ouch, poor Hanners.

It could have been worse, though. She could have bought a taser or pepper spray.

No, the taser was what happened to Marten, remember?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #121 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 03:17 »

Yeah, but that was Faye's taser. And Marten was holding it.

Maybe Hanners just has a psychic distortion field that reverses the effect of self-defence devices within a five foot radius of her?

Akima · « **Reply #122 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 04:55 »

Dora is such a kill-joy. She has a broadsword, why shouldn't Faye wield a telescopic baton? Though I think she's more of a pickaxe-handle kind of girl myself.

raoullefere · « **Reply #123 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 05:07 »

I fear I'm beginning to feel about Hannelore the same way Jamie Hyneman feels about Adam Savage: I love seeing her in pain.

Given the quality of this week's stuff, I think Jeph should do something alternate like the Sweet-Tits run every three months or so.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #124 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 06:17 »

This is why you don't play with weapons unless you are trained to do so - unless its for comedic effect, then its all good.

Carl-E · « **Reply #125 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 06:31 »

Even post training, clumsy is as clumsy does. And even non-weapons...

My favorite was the track meet official who got the javelin through the foot. Everyone was "properly trained", too!

akronnick · « **Reply #126 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 07:36 »

Quote from: Akima on 08 Jan 2010, 04:55

Dora is such a kill-joy. She has a broadsword, why shouldn't Faye wield a telescopic baton? Though I think she's more of a pickaxe-handle kind of girl myself.

With the Broadsword and the Malaysian battle spatula, the desire to use them must be weighed against the necessity of cleaning up the blood.

With a baton, Faye can get her murder done without having to consider the consequences.

(That's the same reason that I think Cops shouldn't be allowed to have Tasers)

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #127 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 08:31 »

Quote from: akronnick on 08 Jan 2010, 07:36

(That's the same reason that I think Cops shouldn't be allowed to have Tasers)

That, and it gives them the novel excuse of "I was going for my taser" when asked "why did you shoot that unarmed and restrained man in the back with your service weapon?"

Sorflakne · « **Reply #128 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 08:59 »

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(That's the same reason that I think Cops shouldn't be allowed to have Tasers)

And what should they use? Mace? Some people aren't affected by it if they're in a full blown adrenaline rush or on a drug high, or just going plain berserk. At least with a taser/stun gun, you can disable the person without having to shoot him.

On a more humorous note, I did exactly what Hanners did once (minus the dramatic lines), only it was with a ball-peen hammer.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #129 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 09:28 »

Didn't Hannelore already have an expanding baton? It was in the arc where she was reviewing documents for her mother. She moved in to Marten and Faye's, they looked at the contents of her duffel, and found her birth control pills and an assortment of weapons. Was a telescoping baton one of them, and what was the strip number?

celticgeek · « **Reply #130 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 09:37 »

Yes, she did have a telescoping baton. 966

chelicious · « **Reply #131 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 09:51 »

Hanners is looking so much better lately. All rosy and without the undereye circles... she's so cute. Plus it's easier to laugh at her klutziness when she's not all peaked and sickly looking. lol

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #132 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 09:52 »

* Is it cold in here? bows in admiration of your mastery of the archives.

Thank you.

So what's a good wacky "explanation" of the apparent inconsistency? I vote that Pintsize stole the old one to use as a dildo.

chelicious · « **Reply #133 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 09:56 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 08 Jan 2010, 09:52

I vote that Pintsize stole the old one to use as a dildo.

...as a dildo on something/one else. Probably without consent.

Maybe Hanners's robot vacuum.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #134 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 10:07 »

I vote that she never opened it until now because it would have rusted, but now she thought she must train a bit to be able to defend herself when she needs to.

MrMonk · « **Reply #135 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 10:32 »

She bought a second one as back-up, because "you can never be too careful."

~~Schmorgluck~~ · « **Reply #136 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 10:43 »

On a side note, with a bit of training, it's the perfect weapon for a drummer. If Hanners ever gets mugged, someone is in for the most precisely timed and mathematically complex beating EVAR.

Binary · « **Reply #137 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 10:48 »

Wow, I never realised those American cheerleader baton-twirlers could be so dangerous!

Near Lurker · « **Reply #138 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 11:22 »

Has Faye been borrowing Marten's shirts?

raoullefere · « **Reply #139 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 14:16 »

Marten's shirt was much smaller. Faye would have destroyed it trying to squeeze it over her bounty—not that I wouldn't like to see that.

I know this isn't that sort of comic, but the whole gag would have been even funnier if the rabbit on Hanner's shirt had changed expressions from determined to one of horror when she tried to break her kneecap.

Kugai · « **Reply #140 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 16:26 »

Well, so much for HanDevil taking to the Rooftops

Carl-E · « **Reply #141 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 16:27 »

Quote from: celticgeek on 08 Jan 2010, 09:37

Yes, she did have a telescoping baton. 966

Please recall the source. It was Pintsize who claimed she had all those things, including brass knuckles. He may have been joking!

To be honest, I like the other explanations too - I could see Pintsize making off with it, or Hanners finally opening the package for a little practice...

Or you could JUST ignore the discontinuity. That's usually my favorite solution!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #142 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 19:24 »

Willing suspension of disbelief? I may have to try that sometime.

Delirium · « **Reply #143 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 20:55 »

Aren't telescoping batons illegal in the US?

EDIT: they aren't. why the fuck not? switchblades and other such shit is.

Carl-E · « **Reply #144 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 22:33 »

The legality of switchblades depends on which state you're in. Legal in NY and MD, illegal in PA and IN. Go figure!

Binary · « **Reply #145 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 11:34 »

"Welp" has appeared in QC before - see the panel headed "TWO WEEKS LATER..." about two-thirds of the way down this guest comic.

westrim · « **Reply #146 on:** 10 Jan 2010, 22:42 »

Quote from: Delirium on 08 Jan 2010, 20:55

Aren't telescoping batons illegal in the US?

EDIT: they aren't. why the fuck not? switchblades and other such shit is.

Quote from: Carl-E on 08 Jan 2010, 22:33

The legality of switchblades depends on which state you're in. Legal in NY and MD, illegal in PA and IN. Go figure!

Differences in state law are fun!

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #147 on:** 11 Jan 2010, 02:07 »

Then you should come to switzerland. Practically every answer to questions about swiss law is "Depends on the canton".

westrim · « **Reply #148 on:** 11 Jan 2010, 12:41 »

Quote from: Dliessmgg on 11 Jan 2010, 02:07

Then you should come to switzerland. Practically every answer to questions about swiss law is "Depends on the canton".

What about the minarets thingy?

The Duke · « **Reply #149 on:** 11 Jan 2010, 13:17 »

Quote from: raoullefere on 08 Jan 2010, 14:16

I know this isn't that sort of comic, but the whole gag would have been even funnier if the rabbit on Hanner's shirt had changed expressions from determined to one of horror when she tried to break her kneecap.

Diesel Sweeties woulda done it.

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