Topic: Limericks about all notable forumites. (Read 11502 times)

Ballard · « **Reply #100 on:** 10 Feb 2010, 20:41 »

Boy, I missed the boat on this thread (abloo)
And now I sit shameful in bed. (abloo)
But my lack of note
Is not all she wrote
So carry on like I am dead (abloo)

ZJGent · « **Reply #101 on:** 11 Feb 2010, 08:12 »

I heard a tale of brave Eugene
Had a jaunt in the Forest of Dean
Got shaggèd by a bear
With rugged pubic hair
Now he says that he'll never be clean

Okay that last story's not factual
The only Euge facts that are actual:
He's not keen on pork
He lives in New York
And his grasp of photography's tactual.

Drill King · « **Reply #102 on:** 11 Feb 2010, 15:00 »

Simon suck a bunch of cocks I hate you I am not a whore, suck my dick.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #103 on:** 11 Feb 2010, 16:34 »

There once was a lady named Andy
Who liked to deny she was randy
But her lust was renowned
From pasture to sound
And at sex she was awfully handy

KharBevNor · « **Reply #104 on:** 11 Feb 2010, 17:19 »

There once was a person called ali
Who of poetry kept her a tally
When became she unrhymed
She devoted some time
To ensuring a remedy promptly

Patrick · « **Reply #105 on:** 11 Feb 2010, 20:52 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 11 Feb 2010, 16:34

There once was a lady named Andy
Who liked to deny she was randy
But her lust was renowned
From pasture to sound
And at sex she was awfully handy

Khar things like these are why I love you

Drill King · « **Reply #106 on:** 12 Feb 2010, 02:58 »

Simon come on you used randy, dandy, handy, and not yet candy but like. Come on, stop being cheap.

ZJGent · « **Reply #107 on:** 12 Feb 2010, 05:44 »

Takes a man of weak visual acuity
To deny Andy's a thing of beauity
But whatever her claim
she's a prudish dame,
she's the height, in fact, of promiscuity.

Drill King · « **Reply #108 on:** 12 Feb 2010, 07:27 »

Thank you Zach, if you guys are going to make implications I am a ho' at least don't cop out on the rhyme

calenlass · « **Reply #109 on:** 12 Feb 2010, 10:04 »

But Andy, you are not a whore. No one's paying you.

Melodic · « **Reply #110 on:** 13 Feb 2010, 04:33 »

Although all her friends are quite crude
Andy herself is a prude!
Not once, in fact
Has her bedding been packed
With more than like, two or three dudes.

tania · « **Reply #111 on:** 13 Feb 2010, 04:53 »

Quote from: calenlass on 12 Feb 2010, 10:04

no one's paying you.

to be fair i did give her an ipod

Drill King · « **Reply #112 on:** 13 Feb 2010, 05:16 »

Hey Tania, the funniest part of that story I can't disclose of the forum but I'd say you're more da ho.

Slick · « **Reply #113 on:** 13 Feb 2010, 06:30 »

Quote from: Melodic on 13 Feb 2010, 04:33

Although all her friends are quite crude
Andy herself is a prude!
Not once, in fact
Has her bedding been packed
With more than like, two or three dudes.

Are we considering tania a dude for the purposes of this discussion?

ZJGent · « **Reply #114 on:** 13 Feb 2010, 06:41 »

Oi!
Back on topic, I must protest!
Stop chatting about Andy's conquests
Or if you must
Then I shall trust
You'll do it in limerick context?

If you have to call Andy a slattern
At least follow the stated pattern
Follow my lead
A rhyme's all you need
Elsewise the thread form just gets shat on.

Slick · « **Reply #115 on:** 13 Feb 2010, 06:46 »

hey I'd shat on you, you cheeky brit
I don't know why you throw a fit
but if rhyme's required, I guess I'll comply
with, albeit, a prolonged sigh
because if nothing else, writing in verse sharpens the wit

Patrick · « **Reply #116 on:** 14 Feb 2010, 03:00 »

Oh James, you silly wifebeater
Neglecting the limerick's meter
I say with great mirth
Though a turd's what you're worth
Your ego is so much like Jeter

Dollface · « **Reply #117 on:** 14 Feb 2010, 03:14 »

this isnt limerick cause i dont get it
but partick loves cock
please dont mock
keep your doors lock
cause he gives the best blowjob.

scarred · « **Reply #118 on:** 14 Feb 2010, 03:15 »

Jussi continues to be the best boarder of the millennium.

Christophe · « **Reply #119 on:** 14 Feb 2010, 21:50 »

This talk about Pat's oral talent
May seem to sound very gallant
But 'tis not false extol
He sucks like a black hole
'Til all my semen has been spent!

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #120 on:** 15 Feb 2010, 00:19 »

Hey everyone, how is it going?
Over here, outside it is snowing.
"We can get up to six inches."
Really? Plz, bitches.
Jussi, how good would you say Patrick is with his mouth, on a scale of one to ten?

Patrick · « **Reply #121 on:** 15 Feb 2010, 02:08 »

The highest mark possible on your scale doesn't even come close to what I consider my lowest acceptable performance margin

Ask your mother

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