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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #50 on: 26 Jun 2009, 09:02 »

I was really hoping the rumors about him making a new album were true.. guess we are stuck with that stupid invincible album being his last. Invincible my ass.  :|

Let me introduce you to a couple of guys named Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac Shakur. 

If he was working on new tracks, even if they're in the very earliest stages, they will be released as an album.  Most likely well in time for the Christmas shopping season.  A star of his magnitude doesn't die without someone cashing in.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #51 on: 26 Jun 2009, 15:35 »

Ironically enough, Biggie appeared on two tunes with Jacko, the first of which is awesome, the second I've not heard but Biggie was long dead.

A posthumous collaboration, perhaps?
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #52 on: 26 Jun 2009, 16:21 »

Why would they play a prince song?  :-D

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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #53 on: 26 Jun 2009, 17:31 »

Hmm. I think Jacko has chosen probably the worst possible time in his career to die.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #54 on: 26 Jun 2009, 17:49 »

Why would they play a prince song?  :-D

If you ever so much as misplace a comma from now till you quit the forums I will destroy you.

You made a mistake and someone called you on it. Aww, adorable.
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« Reply #55 on: 26 Jun 2009, 17:52 »

I don't think he necessarily chose to die. Also, if he did choose to die, I don't think that he was thinking about his career much when coming up with reasons to die.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #56 on: 26 Jun 2009, 18:03 »

You made a mistake and someone called you on it. Aww, adorable.

As if I actually thought the Hendrix song was Purple Rain?

Just quit the forums now because that is the last straw from you, you snivelling little goblin.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #57 on: 26 Jun 2009, 18:55 »

Hmm. I think Jacko has chosen probably the worst possible time in his career to die.

Idunno, going and planning a 50-date concert series in London and then saying "Ehhhhhhhh fuck it, gonna die now" after thousands upon thousands of people already had bought tickets? That sounds like a class-A way to leave a legacy.

(true story: a girl who was on the same show as me, except two seasons prior, was surprised on her birthday [June 16] when her father gave her tickets to go see one of those concerts. Found that out this morning when I was the first to break the news to her. If she wasn't a close friend of mine, I'd have thought that was uproariously funny)
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #58 on: 26 Jun 2009, 19:03 »

Trying so hard not to derail this thread into a snotty little exchange between me and you, Khar, but do you seriously have anything good to say, ever? Yeah, yeah, so you've been around here forever, but all I see from you is irritating condescension and nothing else. It's not even amusing at this point.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #59 on: 26 Jun 2009, 19:20 »

Things that are not amusing in any way are pretty much a forte of yours, huh?
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #60 on: 26 Jun 2009, 19:20 »

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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #61 on: 26 Jun 2009, 19:22 »

Bet Michael Jackson could use a heart transplant right about now amirite guise
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #62 on: 26 Jun 2009, 19:25 »

(Zingoleb no one may have mentioned this before but absolutely no one on this forum likes you, and I think at least two or three people like me so this is gonna be tough on you. Just a friendly warning.)
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« Reply #63 on: 26 Jun 2009, 19:27 »

(That's nice.)
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #64 on: 26 Jun 2009, 19:32 »

Man Khar, Ed, chill, we're trying to mock the dead here. Khar, you of all people should at least be enjoying this kind of thing, what with your Heathen Metal Musics and pentagrams and whatnots.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #65 on: 26 Jun 2009, 19:35 »

Man, I don't care that much about MJ two ways, but Zingoleb has just tipped me over a delicate tipping point and I am now going to drive him off the forums. It is not a rage thing, I am pretty calm.

I didn't get the last joke, did he do a song about heart transplants?
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #66 on: 26 Jun 2009, 19:44 »

Cardiac arrest, dude.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #67 on: 26 Jun 2009, 19:54 »

Yeah that's what he died from.

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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #68 on: 26 Jun 2009, 21:46 »

Khar, Zingoleb, quit it both of you because nobody wants to hear this petty bullshit from either of you. You're crapping all over the floor of our club-house.

Khar, I don't care how long you've been here or how many friends you have here, "I am going to drive him off the forums" is not a phrase I'm prepared to tolerate from anyone. Just because this is the internet doesn't mean you have to solve disputes like a petty, spoiled child. Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you have to go out of your way to harass them.

Zingoleb, don't raise to the bait. It's not helping.

If I see any more of this shit from either of you I'm going to delete the posts.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #69 on: 27 Jun 2009, 14:19 »

This isn't so much a crude joke towards Michael as it is a reflection of my disdain for the way things seem to happen when notable people die. I mean, I can honestly appreciate his legacy, and I have sincere wary about the various accusations made against him. Nonetheless, I'm not that afflicted with grief, and I am severely unamused by the people on TV trying to crack a smile with their tribute bullshit. He's fucking dead, FOX/CNN/MSNBC; we get it.

I suppose I will oblige the distinction of this thread from the Infinite Pony Debates, somber, one with the only joke I've heard concerning this matter thus far.

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Farrah said, “God, just please protect the children of the world.”

Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #70 on: 28 Jun 2009, 10:01 »

I heard a second.

MJ's ashes are going to scattered in the sandbox of a local school. This way the kids can finally get a chance to play with MJ.

Instead of the other way around.



Never said it was a good joke.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #71 on: 28 Jun 2009, 10:34 »

Well, he died "Old school style". Like Elvis. Drug induced cardiac problems. And to cite Reporter T.Sherman from American Heritage:

"Elvis Presley had [in 1977] become a grotesque caricature of his sleek, energetic former self... he was barely able to pull himself through his abbreviated concerts."

You could totally rewrite that to Michael Jackson...



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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #72 on: 28 Jun 2009, 11:56 »

There's something oddly fitting about that. He once told Lisa Marie Presley that he believed he would die in the same manner as her father.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #73 on: 28 Jun 2009, 12:10 »

At first I wanted to post a warning about how that should be taken with a grain of salt, since that news only came out after he had already died, but then I realized, "Well, it wouldn't make sense for Lisa Marie to come out with it when he clearly hadn't died yet."
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #74 on: 28 Jun 2009, 15:17 »

Well, he died "Old school style". Like Elvis. Drug induced cardiac problems. And to cite Reporter T.Sherman from American Heritage:

"Elvis Presley had [in 1977] become a grotesque caricature of his sleek, energetic former self... he was barely able to pull himself through his abbreviated concerts."

You could totally rewrite that to Michael Jackson...





Except MJ didn't turn into this obese, disgusting parody of his former self. He was still highly active and was very obsessive about his health.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #75 on: 28 Jun 2009, 15:21 »

You're right. Except for the part where he did turn into this bizarre parody of his former self and was genuinely unable to perform concerts near the end of his career due to a weak voice and poor physical condition. Well, I guess being dangerously underweight isn't quite the same as being obese, so there's that difference.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #76 on: 28 Jun 2009, 15:55 »

I really need to word my thoughts better.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #77 on: 28 Jun 2009, 16:07 »

Maybe the one big difference is that, to at least my knowledge, nobody ever called Elvis a pedophile. That was probably the straw that broke MJ's brain.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #78 on: 28 Jun 2009, 16:09 »

But conversely, I don't think anyone is claiming that MJ was abducted by aliens.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #79 on: 28 Jun 2009, 16:14 »

Apparently, though, aliens have been abducted by Michael Jackson.

Edit: This is actually one of the results I got for googling "Michael Jackson abducted by aliens"
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #80 on: 28 Jun 2009, 23:15 »

There's a joke about moonwalking in here somewhere, but I'm too lazy to make it.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #81 on: 29 Jun 2009, 00:22 »

What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?
NONE! They're both white, made of plastic, and are unsafe for children to play with!
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #82 on: 29 Jun 2009, 14:30 »

If someone is banned, do they really get that "User was banned for this post" sig., or is that just a bad joke?
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #83 on: 29 Jun 2009, 16:04 »

I was wondering that as well.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #84 on: 29 Jun 2009, 16:26 »

Bad Joke, his last account had the same sig.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #85 on: 29 Jun 2009, 22:59 »

But conversely, I don't think anyone is claiming that MJ was abducted by aliens.

Actually there was a significant chunk of a robot chicken episode that posited this specifically was the reason for his change in skin colour.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #86 on: 29 Jun 2009, 23:33 »

« Last Edit: 30 Jun 2009, 00:43 by Zombiedude »
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« Reply #87 on: 30 Jun 2009, 01:12 »

The Pokemon is Slowpoke.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #88 on: 30 Jun 2009, 11:21 »

Your hip hops and whatnot.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #89 on: 30 Jun 2009, 11:53 »

I miss my GBC and my copy of Pokemon Red.
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #90 on: 30 Jun 2009, 13:42 »

Fire up the ROMs!

I miss Link's Awakening more.
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« Reply #91 on: 30 Jun 2009, 13:54 »

Man ROMs are great and everything but there's something to say for being so hopelessly addicted to Pokemon that you will shit yourself if you run out of battery power on your GBC 'cause of playing it for 30 solid hours.

I had problems in 5th grade.
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« Reply #92 on: 30 Jun 2009, 14:00 »

In third grade they let us bring in our gameboys and adapters and plug them into the walls like, once every other week, and just spend the day playing games.

I loved third grade.

Also, the other night I had an odd dream I was in this abandoned mansion that was underwater, but I was robbing it, and going through it and found binders and binders of Pokémon cards, including the first one I ever owned. I just remembered this.
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« Reply #93 on: 20 Jul 2009, 22:35 »

Have you guys been reading scary go round lately?
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Re: Micheal Jackson is in the Hospital!
« Reply #94 on: 28 Jan 2010, 12:41 »

BREAKING NEWS: Status downgraded to dead.

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« Reply #95 on: 28 Jan 2010, 13:43 »

just fyi, yea
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« Reply #96 on: 28 Jan 2010, 13:44 »

Along with Howard Zinn and JD Salinger.

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