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what the hell is going on up here?
« on: 29 Jan 2010, 18:39 »

seriously people what are you doing?

why do you guys gotta do things like this?
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #1 on: 29 Jan 2010, 18:49 »

seriously though what gives
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #2 on: 29 Jan 2010, 18:56 »

Huh?
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #3 on: 29 Jan 2010, 19:38 »

come the fuck on
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #4 on: 29 Jan 2010, 19:49 »

Don't play stupid. What is going on up here?
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #5 on: 29 Jan 2010, 20:10 »

I... I did it for the greater good!
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #6 on: 29 Jan 2010, 20:47 »

I believe what happened is a Spambot got past the safeguards and managed to post on the QC Discussion Forum.

Looks like the Hosties have managed to clear it out now though.


And if it wasn't a Spambot but a Spammer, the moron's been size 14ed off the Forum.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #7 on: 29 Jan 2010, 20:49 »

I retract my statement.
You were talking about the spambot?
How the heck am I supposed to know what the hell is going on up here?
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #8 on: 29 Jan 2010, 20:50 »

That's what you get for missing Briefings
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #9 on: 29 Jan 2010, 20:54 »

What briefings? What fucking briefings? What the hell is this, anyway?!
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #10 on: 29 Jan 2010, 20:59 »

This is Sparta?
Also, yes, what the heck are these "briefings"?!
I did not receive that memo.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #11 on: 29 Jan 2010, 22:54 »

As I recall, it wasn't that a spambot got past the filters, it's that a hacker got an account and then planted a spambot.  The account that was spamming was formed months ago and had no posts.

As I recall.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #12 on: 29 Jan 2010, 23:01 »

You know what we are talking about and it ain't spambots! You hardballin me kid? HUH? I WILL KILL A CHILD EVERY 30 MINUTES UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON UP HERE!
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #13 on: 30 Jan 2010, 05:37 »

You know what's even worse? I think the spambot planted malware in those friggin' posts. I didn't realize it but I had a bunch of Trojans stuck in my hard drive - and I'm not talking about what Pintsize has in the cushions of Marten's couch.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #14 on: 30 Jan 2010, 06:26 »

So what is that now, 14, going on 15 children? I still do not know what you are talking about.
You want to punish someone punish ME.
Stop taking it out on the children, Jace. Stop it.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #15 on: 30 Jan 2010, 10:50 »

look dudes i didn't even know you guys got spambots up here. that shit is like, internet forum crabs.

guys guys the point is, what the fuck goes on up here?!?!?! like, what on earth are you all doing?
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #16 on: 30 Jan 2010, 10:54 »

Shipping all the characters, duh.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #17 on: 30 Jan 2010, 11:33 »

*Throws down Lightning Bolts*
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #18 on: 30 Jan 2010, 13:56 »

This subforum is scarier than the serious discussion one. I venture here when I'm bored and it's occasionally scarring.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #19 on: 30 Jan 2010, 14:44 »

Shipping all the characters to China so they can work for Nike, duh.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #20 on: 30 Jan 2010, 15:15 »

Lemme get this straight (or not, no offense to the LGBTerrific! crowd);

Sean and Jayce, despite having over 2000 posts each to these forums, want to know what's going on ... in these ... forums ...

OK, something's not working here.  Any help? 
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #21 on: 30 Jan 2010, 17:30 »

People like them tend to avoid this area like the plague. Probably for a good reason.


I normally only come in here on occasion to make a joke and subsequently get called an arse. It's kinda fun!
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #22 on: 30 Jan 2010, 18:17 »

Coming in here is like eating Caviar, rare and pointless to do.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #23 on: 30 Jan 2010, 18:18 »

They always talk about some comic strip, too. I mean I love despise Marmaduke as much as the next guy but registering on a forum and posting about it? That's just plain weird.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #24 on: 30 Jan 2010, 18:20 »

Coming in here is like eating Caviar, rare and pointless to do.

More like driving a Rolls-Royce, then.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #25 on: 30 Jan 2010, 21:32 »

carl e you do not post on my forum.

we are like different planets dude.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #26 on: 30 Jan 2010, 21:35 »

Sean, Jace, whats going 'up' in here is my urge to kill... you have been warned!

DUN DUN DAHHHHHH!!!!
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #27 on: 30 Jan 2010, 21:53 »

Sean and Jayce, despite having over 2000 posts each to these forums, want to know what's going on ... in these ... forums ...


I dunno about Sean, but I am really high on coke, heroin and/or meth like 95% of the time I show up here.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #28 on: 31 Jan 2010, 00:08 »

so it your fault i always knew i'm innocent you molested those readers
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #29 on: 31 Jan 2010, 05:15 »

carl e you do not post on my forum.

we are like different planets dude.

Yeah, I got that. 

I don't troll your forums, either.  Sort of a "good neighbor" policy. 

Coming in here is like eating Caviar, rare and pointless to do.

Maybe so, but at least you usually "participate" in the conversations in here, Zombiedude! 

I dunno about Sean, but I am really high on coke, heroin and/or meth like 95% of the time I show up here.

Explains a lot, really. 
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #30 on: 31 Jan 2010, 13:21 »

I don't troll your forums, either.  Sort of a "good neighbor" policy. 

My uncle said he was gonna burn down his neighbor's house if she ever came on his property again. I feel like that is a good neighbor policy.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #31 on: 31 Jan 2010, 17:35 »

what the hell is wrong with you people?!?!
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #32 on: 31 Jan 2010, 18:27 »

Feels relevant.



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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #33 on: 31 Jan 2010, 22:04 »

I wonder what he's like in real life.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #34 on: 31 Jan 2010, 23:06 »

I wonder what he's like in real life.

Who, question mark guy? Jace's Uncle Bob? The apparent spammer?
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #35 on: 31 Jan 2010, 23:15 »

Question Mark Guy aka Matthew Lesko.

For those of you outside the U. S. of A., Lesko makes these really annoying late-night commercials in which he's selling a book that tells you how to get free money from the US Govt.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #36 on: 31 Jan 2010, 23:16 »

That guy bugs the crap outta me.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #37 on: 31 Jan 2010, 23:22 »

It's OK. The mugger took that picture right before he shot the guy.
True story.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #38 on: 01 Feb 2010, 02:39 »

Question Mark Guy aka Matthew Lesko.

For those of you outside the U. S. of A., Lesko makes these really annoying late-night commercials in which he's selling a book that tells you how to get free money from the US Govt.

Thank you. I thought it was The Riddler after he got out of Arkham and retired to Florida.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #39 on: 01 Feb 2010, 02:50 »

Pretty close, actually. 
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« Reply #40 on: 04 Feb 2010, 22:32 »

Lemme get this straight (or not, no offense to the LGBTerrific! crowd);

Sean and Jayce, despite having over 2000 posts each to these forums, want to know what's going on ... in these ... forums ...

OK, something's not working here.  Any help? 
Well, I've got over a thousand, and I certainly don't know. I simply act like I do. As in most endeavors, it suffices.

And Matthew Lesko is the Riddler. I know this because "Matthew Lesko" is an anagram for "Walks The Tome." Which is what he does in those commercials, all over D.C. Fiendishly clever, wot?
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #41 on: 05 Feb 2010, 13:45 »

This thread has made my day.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #42 on: 05 Feb 2010, 15:01 »

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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #43 on: 05 Feb 2010, 15:04 »

That's what it's all about.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #44 on: 05 Feb 2010, 16:35 »

Not until you shake.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #45 on: 05 Feb 2010, 17:27 »

What does West Virginia have to do with this?
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #46 on: 05 Feb 2010, 19:47 »

Not until you shake.

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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #47 on: 05 Feb 2010, 23:01 »

No, no no. Shake it all about.
Anyway, that's a misspelling: it's Sheik Yerbouti.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #48 on: 06 Feb 2010, 01:46 »

OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?!?!

That is all.
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Re: what the hell is going on up here?
« Reply #49 on: 10 Feb 2010, 23:10 »

you know you guys never answered my question
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