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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #100 on: 05 Mar 2010, 09:41 »

alright, first thing I did in the demo (besides fall to my death several times) was tether my car to a statue, but the car wasn't powerful enough to tear it down so it became a 2000 pound Tetherball of Death instead.
I seriously must have killed ten soldiers just swinging my car in a circle around that statue.

viva la just cause 2!
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« Reply #101 on: 05 Mar 2010, 14:19 »

Man when does that come out for Silver users?  I want the demo bad but it ain't available yet.
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #102 on: 05 Mar 2010, 14:25 »

mmm i have no idea. I thought it was available to everyone.

Let's see, the game comes out in almost three weeks or something, so maybe next week? Perhaps the week after, but that seems a little far out.


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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #103 on: 05 Mar 2010, 16:37 »

I'll keep an eye out, then...I really want to buy this game, but funds are pretty much non-existent at the moment.  If I get hired at the place I interviewed at this week, that will be one of my first purchases, after the Dragon Age expansion because shit yeah I love my Bioware.
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #104 on: 06 Mar 2010, 11:55 »

alright, first thing I did in the demo (besides fall to my death several times) was tether my car to a statue, but the car wasn't powerful enough to tear it down so it became a 2000 pound Tetherball of Death instead.
I seriously must have killed ten soldiers just swinging my car in a circle around that statue.

viva la just cause 2!
Play high speed shooting gallery, see how many guys with guns you can catch and successfully tether to a moving vehicle. Bikes are worth one, four wheeled vehicle passengers are worth five, dudes on the side of the road are worth ten. Scoring round ends when you hit something, re-enter your vehicle, or die. Mid-air catches net a double point bonus.
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #105 on: 06 Mar 2010, 17:16 »

Man oh man oh man, this STALKER: Call of Pripyat Special Edition is just unbelievable. It kind of sucks play.com requires you to save your credit card number to your account, cause now I have to wait until I actually get one.
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #106 on: 07 Mar 2010, 01:04 »

reasons just cause 2 slays:

1) "YOU THINK YOU CAN CHASE ME FOREVER? CHASE THIS" *drives off of cliff and opens parachute, watching both vehicles explode at cliff bottom*
2) "GUESS WHAT. FUCK YOU" *pulls down statue with jeep*
3) "I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A FUCKING BIG MAN, HUH" *hijacks military helicopter and blows up three cranes*
4) "I RUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE" *tethers guy to propane tank and shoots it, causing him to fly and explode and a bunch of other gas canisters to fire off in a hideous volley of death, watches from side of building as everything dies*
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #107 on: 07 Mar 2010, 11:45 »

Not technically a game but eergh cannot wait for Steam (Mac).
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #108 on: 09 Mar 2010, 20:05 »

I'm more then a little afraid of one of the new Super Street Fighter 4 characters
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #109 on: 10 Mar 2010, 12:40 »

Starcaft 2

Mass Effect 3

And am looking forward to seeing whether Deus Ex 3 will be a worthy sequal to DX1, or just be another DX2.
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #110 on: 10 Mar 2010, 13:01 »

I'm more then a little afraid of one of the new Super Street Fighter 4 characters

When, I saw vs. splash screen, I first thought "Well, okay, he might still mean the girl's weird hairstyle and freaky eyes." But then Hakan started oiling himself and I thought "Well, alright, the Greeks did that in the Olympics. I'm open minded." And that's when he destroyed her with his greased up pecs. That was a li'l weird.
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« Reply #111 on: 10 Mar 2010, 18:06 »

Yeah, Hakan's just fucking weird. I'm not sure if he's intended to be a joke character or what.
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« Reply #112 on: 10 Mar 2010, 18:21 »

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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #113 on: 10 Mar 2010, 18:26 »

What do they fly in to?  WHAT DO THEY FLY IN TO!?!?
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #114 on: 10 Mar 2010, 18:43 »

That's what I was thinking!
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« Reply #115 on: 10 Mar 2010, 18:43 »

Perhaps the shattered remnants of their ego?
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #116 on: 10 Mar 2010, 18:47 »

Also, I think that elephant is in on this.
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #117 on: 11 Mar 2010, 00:10 »

JUST CAUSE 2 DEMO CONTINUES TO UNEQUIVOCALLY ROCK EVERYTHING TO DEATH

here's what i just fucking did: i just jumped on the hood of my car, tethered my pursuers' car to it and then jumped off as both went off a cliff and exploded
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« Reply #118 on: 11 Mar 2010, 00:24 »

jumped off as both went off a cliff and exploded
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« Reply #130 on: 11 Mar 2010, 10:16 »

yeah, that pretty much sums up the Just Cause 2 demo
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« Reply #131 on: 11 Mar 2010, 13:16 »

(I actually didn't like it much)
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« Reply #132 on: 12 Mar 2010, 13:37 »

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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #133 on: 12 Mar 2010, 15:14 »

sorry dude but the vehicles handle like utter shit and blowing up stuff was way more fun in red faction guerrilla
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« Reply #134 on: 12 Mar 2010, 15:32 »

He takes me way longer than it should to notice that my tires have been shot out.
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« Reply #135 on: 13 Mar 2010, 21:40 »

Anyone tried the R.U.S.E. beta?
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« Reply #136 on: 14 Mar 2010, 20:03 »

sorry dude but the vehicles handle like utter shit and blowing up stuff was way more fun in red faction guerrilla

today i found a tank
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« Reply #137 on: 14 Mar 2010, 21:01 »

Just Cause 2 is fantastic, Bryan, maybe you just suck. Not at the game, just, you know, in general.
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« Reply #138 on: 14 Mar 2010, 23:31 »

I found a military copter the other day. You know, the kind with 2 rotors.
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #139 on: 14 Mar 2010, 23:37 »

Oh my goddddddd you guys
Metro 2033 comes out tommorow
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« Reply #140 on: 15 Mar 2010, 01:55 »

Man oh man oh man, this STALKER: Call of Pripyat Special Edition is just unbelievable. It kind of sucks play.com requires you to save your credit card number to your account, cause now I have to wait until I actually get one.
Eh, I'm just going to get the version off of steam for $20 since I already have CS on steam. The German version came with a map and a lighter and either iron-on or sew-on faction patches, but the US one doesn't come with that cool stuff, so it isn't worth it.

Metro 2033's weapons make me nerd rage a little bit. Every one of the post-apocalyptic weapons I've seen has one major consistent flaw that none of you care about. I'm still going to get it eventually, it just annoys me.
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« Reply #141 on: 15 Mar 2010, 11:24 »

Man oh man oh man, this STALKER: Call of Pripyat Special Edition is just unbelievable. It kind of sucks play.com requires you to save your credit card number to your account, cause now I have to wait until I actually get one.
Eh, I'm just going to get the version off of steam for $20 since I already have CS on steam. The German version came with a map and a lighter and either iron-on or sew-on faction patches, but the US one doesn't come with that cool stuff, so it isn't worth it.

Metro 2033's weapons make me nerd rage a little bit. Every one of the post-apocalyptic weapons I've seen has one major consistent flaw that none of you care about. I'm still going to get it eventually, it just annoys me.

So, you're saying you have a problem with the heavy machine-shotgun?  Or the pneumatic spike launcher? Or the revolving-clip shotgun?
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #142 on: 15 Mar 2010, 11:38 »

I've got a problem with a magazine design that everyone knows doesn't work for crap, and has demonstrated that consistently since WW1. Having big holes in your magazines to get dirt and crap clogged in them isn't good, especially not in an environment like Metro 2033's.
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #143 on: 15 Mar 2010, 12:02 »

Thanks, jerk.

I never noticed that until now . . and yea . . it does really irk me.
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #144 on: 15 Mar 2010, 14:33 »

Oh my goddddddd you guys
Metro 2033 comes out tommorow

wat srsly


I thought that shit was still a few months off, for some reason.
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #145 on: 20 Mar 2010, 07:51 »

Wow, Just Cause 2 is awesome.  I don't even have a PS3 and I'm excited for it.  Reading these comments on the demo on this board convinced me to get my roommate (who has a PS3) to download it and try it out.  It's so much fun.

Now I just gotta wait for it's price to drop down from the launch price and my roommate'll probably buy it.  I just hope they don't try to put too much of an overbearing shit story over it--it should just stay a dicking-around-on-an-island simulator.
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« Reply #146 on: 20 Mar 2010, 08:14 »

I'm pretty sure that Just Cause 2 has convinced me that I will be buying either a PS3 or a 360 when I finish my MA in September. I'll finally have the time (and hopefully money) to burn on video games at last.

This is perhaps a little off-topic for this thread, but in terms of a fun sandbox-type game I can drop into for a few minutes and blow some shit up to amuse myself on my somewhat ageing laptop, would I be better off with the original Just Cause or Saints Row 2?
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« Reply #147 on: 20 Mar 2010, 16:46 »

Get Saints Row 2. The original Just Cause was basically a last-gen game ported to 360, and not a particularly well polished on on top of that. I still don't get what everyone is so fussed about, but I know enough from hearing other people talk about those games to say that much.
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Re: Future games you are excited about
« Reply #148 on: 21 Mar 2010, 06:06 »

Yeah, Hakan's just fucking weird. I'm not sure if he's intended to be a joke character or what.

From what I've seen he actually looks pretty damn powerful. His "oil up" move gives him utterly ridiculous range (he can command grab from like half-screen) and makes all his moves much scarier. I'd guess the best tactic against him would be to keep up pressure so he doesn't get a chance to use oil, but then you're constantly pressuring a grappler which can be... risky.

Anyway, Dudley is going to show that rogue that true warriors fight like gentlemen. None of this oil and oddly sexual Ultras - just dignified fists.

So yeah in case you can't tell I am pretty damn excited for SSF4. (In fact I just came very close to using the word "hype". This is a problem.)
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« Reply #149 on: 21 Mar 2010, 07:17 »

It's not a problem if you're talking about fighting games.
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