reasons just cause 2 slays:
1) "YOU THINK YOU CAN CHASE ME FOREVER? CHASE THIS" *drives off of cliff and opens parachute, watching both vehicles explode at cliff bottom*
2) "GUESS WHAT. FUCK YOU" *pulls down statue with jeep*
3) "I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A FUCKING BIG MAN, HUH" *hijacks military helicopter and blows up three cranes*
4) "I RUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE" *tethers guy to propane tank and shoots it, causing him to fly and explode and a bunch of other gas canisters to fire off in a hideous volley of death, watches from side of building as everything dies*