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A place for random dicks
« on: 03 Feb 2010, 17:39 »

So you guys seen this horrible yet compelling thing called chatroulette.com? Basically it syncs up to your webcam and will connect you to a random webcam (although you don't need one for it to work) of someone else currently browsing the site. You can then chat with that person or click to jump to another random webcam. In the span of a few minutes and if you're as lucky as I was, you could see things like a transvestite having sex with a dog, a shirtless emo chick reading her poetry, an air guitarist, a neo-nazi, and yes, lots of assorted dick. For those times that you wanna feel like wallowing in depravity this might be an OK place to start. Seriously though, does this thing have any merit? Even as, say, some sorta anthropological study or w/e? Conversely what sort of gross/bizarre shit turns up for you?
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #1 on: 03 Feb 2010, 17:42 »

I haven't had the courage to use this thing yet. Maybe I never will.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #2 on: 03 Feb 2010, 17:45 »

I just tried it, but the only thing I got was a guy in a suit and tie, but I could only see his face up to his nose. Then he was gone. I might dig out my webcam for this, though, seems like it could be fun.
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« Reply #3 on: 03 Feb 2010, 18:13 »



Fun times!
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #4 on: 03 Feb 2010, 18:19 »

Your post made me curious what this site is, so I just hopped on to see. In the span of a minute I saw about a dozen bored looking college kids who disconnected pretty much immediately because I'm not interesting, one dude who stuck around long enough to exchange waves before I disconnected, and then I closed the site when I connected to a closeup of some dude masturbating.

He had a pretty big wang so kudos to him I guess, but seriously fuck this site.

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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #5 on: 03 Feb 2010, 18:20 »

people don't seem to like the fact that I don't own a webcam.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #6 on: 03 Feb 2010, 19:17 »

Welp, I know what I'm doing tonight.
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« Reply #7 on: 03 Feb 2010, 19:33 »

Saw a kid that couldn't have been more than 14.  Definitely shouldn't be within 100 yards of that website.

But after that an insanely muscular shirtless guy flexed his gigantic pecs for me.

Seriously, each one was about the size of my head.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #8 on: 03 Feb 2010, 19:56 »

4chan have already set up a bunch of pranks. Also a way to make it look like you are the Jonas Brothers, thus getting a ton of underage teet.

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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #9 on: 03 Feb 2010, 20:00 »

Camera chat networks have always been full of penis. Sometimes there are boobs but not often. Probably one hundred pee-rods to the boob.
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« Reply #10 on: 03 Feb 2010, 20:07 »

Before I was to go anywhere near this festoon of wang, boob and general depravity, I'd need some sort of affidavit of privacy to say that the miscreant on the other end couldn't just hack the tits out of my webcam whenever he or she or it so chose?

Is there one available? Most likely not, but hey-ho.
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« Reply #11 on: 03 Feb 2010, 20:12 »

Just imagine if the Roman Empire had had the internet and webcams.
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« Reply #12 on: 03 Feb 2010, 20:41 »

It would have declined and been overrun by visigo.... wait a second....
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #13 on: 03 Feb 2010, 23:06 »

If I ever bother to use this thing I will first put on my shadowsuit and caress a knife.
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« Reply #14 on: 04 Feb 2010, 00:50 »

Eugene and I sat on this for at least a full hour just fuckin' with people. He was more successful since he had a webcam, but I got some pretty excellent kicks. I convinced this dude in Beijing that I was a girl, and I bombarded him with requests to shake the snowglobe on his desk.

I was genuinely interested in the snowglobe and so I was really disappointed when, after several shakes of the snowglobe, the dude disconnected.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #15 on: 04 Feb 2010, 04:43 »

The Roman Empire had Caligula, ffs.

Chat Roulette is like, a brisk morning jog for Caligula.
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« Reply #16 on: 04 Feb 2010, 06:05 »

What I'm saying is imagine how much quicker they would have gone downhill if they'd had internet and webcams on top of all their other debauchery.

Someone should bring this up as a conversation topic with the next exhibitionist masturbator they run across through chatroulette.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #17 on: 04 Feb 2010, 08:26 »

If you happen to come across a dude in a blue ray mysterio mask and a beard, that is me.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #18 on: 04 Feb 2010, 20:49 »

I figured that the fact that I have a mohawk would spark some conversations, apparently not. That is when the application doesn't freeze on me every ten seconds. I have yet to have an actual conversation, though apparently my older brother's had several since I left for work earlier. I've seen like 20 dicks though. Goddammit.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #19 on: 04 Feb 2010, 21:56 »

I am incredibly disappointed that this wasn't a thread with just a whole mess of dick pictures.

Also also the first time I saw this thread Patrick had the last post in it and I snickered.
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« Reply #20 on: 04 Feb 2010, 23:30 »

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« Reply #21 on: 04 Feb 2010, 23:36 »

Hi Patrick
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« Reply #22 on: 05 Feb 2010, 00:29 »

The Roman Empire had Caligula, ffs.

Chat Roulette is like, a brisk morning jog for Caligula.
You have to admit that the historians weren't too fond of him, and would go out of their way to trash him. Some, maybe even most of it may be true, but I love what he pulled with Incitatus. I can think of few funnier ways to show your lack of confidence in the senators than appointing your horse to a senate seat.
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« Reply #23 on: 05 Feb 2010, 00:54 »

My personal favourite Caligula stunt was when someone (Livia?) said that he'd ride over the Bay of Naples on horseback before he'd get to be Emperor, so upon ascension he called in every ship in Italy and built thousands more, tied them together fore to aft, dumped tons of dirt on the decks and tamped it down into a road, grabbed Alexander The Great's breastplate out of storage, hopped on Incitatus and straight up hauled ass across that bay. Just to say he had.

That or the time that he ordered a man divorce his wife so he could marry her. On the man's wedding day.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #24 on: 05 Feb 2010, 01:12 »

I liked the time he covered "Tears of a Clown".

Dude just did whatever the fuck he wanted to.
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« Reply #25 on: 05 Feb 2010, 01:19 »

I prefer Udo's version, personally.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #26 on: 05 Feb 2010, 08:02 »

i was hanging out with a bunch of my stoner friends who were really really high and we decided to try this shit out.  the results were actually pretty incredible.

also, did not see as much dick as we had expected.  mostly just shirtless dudes.
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« Reply #27 on: 05 Feb 2010, 08:40 »

Dude there's a bunch of dudes on there who will straight up jack it on camera, all showin' off their dicks like they think theirs is special

If porn has taught me anything it's that these dudes are obvious evolutionary underachievers
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #28 on: 05 Feb 2010, 09:05 »

My personal favourite Caligula stunt was when someone (Livia?) said that he'd ride over the Bay of Naples on horseback before he'd get to be Emperor, so upon ascension he called in every ship in Italy and built thousands more, tied them together fore to aft, dumped tons of dirt on the decks and tamped it down into a road, grabbed Alexander The Great's breastplate out of storage, hopped on Incitatus and straight up hauled ass across that bay. Just to say he had.

That or the time that he ordered a man divorce his wife so he could marry her. On the man's wedding day.

My favorite History professor talked about crazy Caligula a lot.  My favorite action of his included declaring war on Poseidon, and then marching the entire army to the beach to fight Him.  When Poseidon did not show Caligula declared victory for Rome and took thousands upon thousands of sea shells as spoils of war

However, the dude was a freak and scary.  He believed himself to be among the Gods, so he impregnated his sister, cause that's what Gods do.  And then when she was in her third trimester he cut the baby out of her womb and ate the fetus, cause that's what Gods do.

...wait how did Caligula come into this topic?
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« Reply #29 on: 05 Feb 2010, 09:11 »

Man now I want a deep sea diving suit and a handgun.
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« Reply #30 on: 05 Feb 2010, 09:27 »

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« Reply #31 on: 05 Feb 2010, 11:31 »

I kind of wish I had a webcam so I could try out this chatroulette thing, but I really don't need to see that many dicks. Like ever.
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« Reply #32 on: 05 Feb 2010, 15:14 »

Also you would mostly just get dudes screaming "TITS OR GTFO" and "KEYBOARD ON YO HEAD" so it's probably for the best.
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« Reply #33 on: 06 Feb 2010, 14:31 »

What happens when two guys jack off to eachother for five secs before they realize what's going on? Do they scream "faggot" at each other, or do they just log of in shame?
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« Reply #34 on: 06 Feb 2010, 14:40 »

I think they just continue, both thinking the other is jacking off to him.
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« Reply #35 on: 06 Feb 2010, 14:41 »

Then call the other faggot once they finish.
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« Reply #36 on: 06 Feb 2010, 15:30 »

Then exchange emails so they can replicate that same feeling that they had but it will never be the same since it won't have that spontaneity.
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« Reply #37 on: 07 Feb 2010, 08:54 »

Then they unexpectedly meet each other in the mall and do things.
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« Reply #38 on: 07 Feb 2010, 09:03 »

Then they unexpectedly meet each other in the mall bathroom and do things.

Fixed that for ya.
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« Reply #39 on: 07 Feb 2010, 10:23 »

i think ima go get a webcam, just for this site.
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« Reply #40 on: 07 Feb 2010, 14:17 »

Man pretty much everyone clicks through this thing like mad. Or maybe I just look that awful.
I accidentally 'nexted' a dude who said hi which I felt bad about.
Has anyone had an actual conversation?
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« Reply #41 on: 07 Feb 2010, 15:11 »

It's because they have already seen you naked.
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« Reply #42 on: 07 Feb 2010, 16:16 »

Fair enough.
I actually got much better reactions once I started knitting. Well, I got some reactions that were much better some that were much worse. Got called gay a bunch, was told to get a life, but also chatted with a dude from Leeds who knits as well and a couple of girls stopped to chat.
Also, a boob! For about an hour online I got one boob. Exciting.
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« Reply #43 on: 07 Feb 2010, 19:32 »

do you mean literally 1 boob?

'cause those things usually come in pairs
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« Reply #44 on: 07 Feb 2010, 19:54 »

One megaboob still counts as one boob.
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« Reply #45 on: 07 Feb 2010, 20:38 »

Yeah it was a girl flashing one boob. Since then, I also saw a matched set of boobs and two sets in their bras. I was amused.
Basically I spent the evening knitting with this thing open and ended up with some pretty decent conversations. Also I met three other dudes who knitted as well, and someone who claims to of gone to highschool with David Axelrod.
Maybe I did just spend two and a half hours knitting on chatroulette, but at least I've got a new pair of slippers done in time for my godmother's visit (she arrives tomorrow).
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« Reply #46 on: 07 Feb 2010, 20:40 »

I'm sure your godmother will love to hear about all the penises and breasts you saw while you were knitting her slippers.
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« Reply #47 on: 07 Feb 2010, 20:44 »

I keep expecting to find other forumites on here, so far no luck D:

I went on on Saturday night, of course I took my dick out.
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« Reply #48 on: 07 Feb 2010, 20:47 »

James, you sound like the best god son ever.




Also, man. My boyfriend left early and asked if I wanted to use the laptop tonight. I wish I would have said yes, because it's the only computer we have with a cam and this would be hilarious.
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« Reply #49 on: 07 Feb 2010, 22:13 »

So, this place is fucking awesome. Basically, I spent the night just casually as hell talking to some dude about whatever, and now I'm chatting with some french kid and we are fucking sharing tips at each other's language! How fucking aweosme is that! Free french coaching!
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