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[ouch!]

Myself: I am a living weapon, at least until I become a dead supper.

1 (1.7%)

A chain-saw: good enough for Ash, good enough for me. What do you mean, that was ‘just a movie’?

3 (5.2%)

Butterfly knives: slice ‘n dice, baybee! shing shing ouch!

3 (5.2%)

A three lb. Australian Cricket War-bat—good for smashin’, bashin’, and pretty much discombobulating a zombie. (Also, it doesn’t have an edge, so I can’t cut myself like I did with the butterfly knives).

11 (19%)

Tire-iron or crowbar—I’m a back-to-basics kind of zombie fighter.

9 (15.5%)

A twelve gauge shotgun, because when I’m out of ammo, I don’t want to live any more, anyway.

15 (25.9%)

A halberd. Keeps the icky bits away from me. Of course, I sleep with it.

16 (27.6%)

Total Members Voted: 47

[Watched Pot]

not to start a Thing, but Jeph, if you read this, might I suggest trying to find a Newfie (or whatever kind of dog you decide on) at a shelter? Shelter dogs are good too.

[Pengraffe]

not to start a Thing, but Jeph, if you read this, might I suggest trying to find a Newfie (or whatever kind of dog you decide on) at a shelter? Shelter dogs are good too.

We will be looking at shelters once we decide on the breed we would like to own. We do have to get a puppy in order for it to be raised around our pet rabbits. I wouldn't want to get a mature dog and just pray that it didn't eat our other pets.

[JD]

Get a mutt Pengraffe, less medical issues and just as loveable

[ysth]

Even without OCD, I can't leave a pimple or blood blister on myself alone - I'm compelled to poke it.

It makes perfect sense to me that Hannelore would extend this to other people - and to driving holes through fingernails.

[Watched Pot]

not to start a Thing, but Jeph, if you read this, might I suggest trying to find a Newfie (or whatever kind of dog you decide on) at a shelter? Shelter dogs are good too.

We will be looking at shelters once we decide on the breed we would like to own. We do have to get a puppy in order for it to be raised around our pet rabbits. I wouldn't want to get a mature dog and just pray that it didn't eat our other pets.

Cool. I figured that would be part of the plan already, but just thought I'd mention it. Good luck in finding the newest member of your family!

[ysth]

Kind of sad:  jephco.com has been squatted.

[Delirium]

Oh jesu, you have rabbits.

I fear for your puppy. Those fuckers are evil.

[Kugai]

Well, someone was bound to bring this up

So it might as well be me   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA

[raoullefere]

Naturally.

Kugai, you don't have any large, red buttons labeled "Do Not Press" anywhere near you, do you?

[Kugai]

You mean the one that says 'LAUNCH' in nice, red, friendly letters to the right of me?

[Carl-E]

"Ensign Checkov, prepare photon torpedos for launch" 

"Reddy for lunch, Kaptin"

"No, thanks.  Not hungry right now" 

[raoullefere]

I just get the idea that, sooner or later, you'll have to press it. Just to see.

For that matter:
Kirk: Scotty! Emergency beam-up…for four!"

Scott: Nay, I cannae do it, Captain! I'm eatin' me lunch.

[Kugai]

*Transports out with Thor*

"You Humans are an unusual species."