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Get Stuffed Forumites!
« on: 20 Feb 2010, 08:27 »

Stuffed Toy Thread!


Peter - Internet. Internet - Peter.
My girlfriend gave him to me today, in retailation for me getting her:

for valentines, and I thought they were both just too adorable not to share with you guys.
so come on, who else is proud enough to show off their favourite soft toy.

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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #1 on: 20 Feb 2010, 09:12 »

Tommy has has a stuffed version of Joanna Newsom's ass. He uses it as a pillow.
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #2 on: 20 Feb 2010, 09:21 »

I thought about getting my girlfriend this for valentine's day
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #3 on: 20 Feb 2010, 09:57 »

Tommy has has a stuffed version of Joanna Newsom's ass. He uses it as a pillow.

I don't but now you've put the idea in my head, I really want one.

Come on, if you all chip in it will be pretty cheap. You can make it my birthday and Xmas present for this year.
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #4 on: 20 Feb 2010, 10:31 »

I'd pitch in, but only to make sure it was stuffed with bees.
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« Reply #5 on: 20 Feb 2010, 10:49 »

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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #6 on: 20 Feb 2010, 11:34 »



This is Alejandro, I bought him for my lady for Valentines day and she loves him :D
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #7 on: 20 Feb 2010, 12:29 »

this thread should of been about hunting down forumites and then having them stuffed.

like i would love a stuffed jussi
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #8 on: 20 Feb 2010, 12:38 »

Jodie we gotta get on this thread

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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #9 on: 20 Feb 2010, 15:25 »

this thread should of been about hunting down forumites and then having them stuffed.

like i would love a stuffed jussi

no way, I got dibs
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #10 on: 20 Feb 2010, 16:12 »

Personally I want a stuffed Drunken Khar

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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #11 on: 20 Feb 2010, 16:41 »

here is yoho, who i have had since i was a baby. i don't know when i started calling him yoho but i reckon it had something to do with the provincial park in canada of the same name, which i visited when i was about five years old or so. i've lost count of how many times his head has come off and needed to be reattached.



and here is pikachu in my chair.

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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #12 on: 20 Feb 2010, 16:43 »

What a fatass. Lay off the pokemon treats.
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #13 on: 20 Feb 2010, 16:48 »

And here I was thinking this was going the inevitable collection of missing forumers, taxidermied.
With this many weirdos concentrated in one place, it's only a matter of time.
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #14 on: 20 Feb 2010, 16:56 »

zombiedude i think i have the llama from your display picture too -




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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #15 on: 20 Feb 2010, 17:29 »

Jens and Jodie are POKEMON MASTERS!

May...not so much.



I actually have a large collection of Mario related plushies that I should take a photo of one day.  Also a catbus from Totorro and giant suit of armor Alfonz from Full Metal Achemist (he is just SO CUTE)
« Last Edit: 20 Feb 2010, 17:32 by jodizzle »
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #16 on: 20 Feb 2010, 18:49 »

OMG I want a catbus so bad

I have a big Domo pillow that The Lady got me for Christmas one year. I can't find my camera so you'll just have to believe me.
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #17 on: 20 Feb 2010, 19:14 »

The boy gave me the Catbus for my birthday.  It is so awesome abnd creepy.  Sometimes I put it right beside his face before he wakes up and it FREAKS HIM OUT.
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #18 on: 20 Feb 2010, 22:07 »

zombiedude i think i have the llama from your display picture too -

llama


Llamar the Llama from Lluxembourg
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #19 on: 20 Feb 2010, 23:13 »

This is Hugbot.



AKA The Hugginator
AKA Robocuddle
AKA The Six Million Dollar Snuggle

Jodie made him and he smells of fruit and Australia. He is the best thing.
A lot of people will think their soft toy is better than mine but those people are wrong.
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #20 on: 20 Feb 2010, 23:26 »

All my stuffed animals got thrown away by my stepmom when we moved between houses when I was a freshman. I am still mad at her for that.

Llamar the Llama from Lluxembourg

I met him once. He's at that petting zoo sorta by Mersch that used to be a concentration camp.
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #21 on: 20 Feb 2010, 23:38 »

Llovely
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #22 on: 21 Feb 2010, 00:21 »

Oh hey it's Hugbot!  I am surprised he hasn't fallen apart from shoddy workmanship!
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #23 on: 21 Feb 2010, 03:37 »



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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #24 on: 21 Feb 2010, 10:34 »

That... stuffed toy... made my mind go to an extremely inappropriate place.

Damn you news articles about Japanese body pillow fetishes.

Damn you to hell.

...

I wish there was a way to unlearn stuff.
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #25 on: 21 Feb 2010, 10:36 »

Get Alzheimers
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« Reply #26 on: 21 Feb 2010, 10:38 »

You know, that's really not funny, you really shouldn't say shit like that, my grandmum died from...

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What was I saying?
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #27 on: 21 Feb 2010, 11:21 »



like i would love a stuffed jussi

I read this as stuffed jesus and got way confused.
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #28 on: 22 Feb 2010, 00:00 »

I have Che Capybara, mute kuroneko-sama and obesachu, but I ain't got no camera so let dissapointment reign.
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« Reply #29 on: 22 Feb 2010, 00:08 »

I read this as stuffed jesus and got way confused.

I'm pretty sure someone registered a Jesus Christ gag account at one point, don't know if it got deleted or not though
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« Reply #30 on: 22 Feb 2010, 00:29 »

Jesus Christ was a friend of Hartley, and the account was taken over by a mod because an admin decided it was a waste of a good joke account, and then it was given back to the girl and the name was changed.


Man, I really have been around for too long.
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #31 on: 22 Feb 2010, 00:30 »

big catbus and little catbus


and totoro!
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Re: Get Stuffed Forumites!
« Reply #32 on: 22 Feb 2010, 00:34 »

My big Catbus is so much creepier than that.  It should be called rapistbus.
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« Reply #33 on: 22 Feb 2010, 00:46 »

Catbus is super creepy no matter who makes the plush.
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« Reply #34 on: 22 Feb 2010, 05:00 »

I'm pretty sure someone registered a Jesus Christ gag account at one point, don't know if it got deleted or not though

Nobody has deleted me. Richard Dawkins tries to, but ultimately he will fail, and realize his grave error as he plunges screaming into the fiery depths of hell.
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« Reply #35 on: 22 Feb 2010, 05:02 »

Ha! Jesus! Is long time! How are you?
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« Reply #36 on: 22 Feb 2010, 05:03 »

Oh, you know. Hanging out at my father's/my own right hand to judge all mortal souls come rapture. What up?
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« Reply #37 on: 22 Feb 2010, 05:05 »

Good, Good! Times were had at the Berlin film festival, and prize for Best Director was for me. All is shining!
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« Reply #38 on: 22 Feb 2010, 05:06 »

Haha, just kidding, I knew that all ready. Perks of being omnipotent, I guess.
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« Reply #39 on: 22 Feb 2010, 05:31 »

Hey Jesus you and I have something in common
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« Reply #40 on: 22 Feb 2010, 06:19 »

AKA The Six Million Dollar Snuggle

So good.
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« Reply #41 on: 23 Feb 2010, 02:11 »

Handmade companion cube!

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« Reply #42 on: 23 Feb 2010, 02:29 »

I want to see anybody top that.
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« Reply #43 on: 23 Feb 2010, 04:28 »

Holy shit, that's adorable.
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« Reply #44 on: 23 Feb 2010, 04:34 »

I want to see anybody top that.

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« Reply #45 on: 24 Feb 2010, 02:35 »

Man I was gonna post my Mandakat but... it's not a homemade companion cube and now I just don't know what to do...
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« Reply #46 on: 24 Feb 2010, 05:15 »

I want to see anybody top that.

Fine



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« Reply #47 on: 24 Feb 2010, 05:36 »

why
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« Reply #49 on: 24 Feb 2010, 05:57 »

Standing in front of open windows, no less. I applaud you, sir.
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