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What is Faye's wit like?

The spines on a porcupine
- 4 (8.2%)
A rapier
- 1 (2%)
A hammer
- 10 (20.4%)
A pool noodle
- 0 (0%)
A half brick in a sock
- 8 (16.3%)
Pepper spray
- 1 (2%)
A hemorrhoid
- 1 (2%)
Pepper spray on a hemorrhoid
- 5 (10.2%)
What wit? It's just abuse.
- 5 (10.2%)
A ramen noodle
- 2 (4.1%)
Dyspeptic dysprosium dispatcher
- 3 (6.1%)
Pancakes
- 2 (4.1%)
An oversize novelty dildo
- 5 (10.2%)
A hand grenade
- 2 (4.1%)

Total Members Voted: 45


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Rapier or pool noodle?
« on: 05 Mar 2010, 14:01 »
I've set the poll so you can change your vote if more options get suggested.

Faye isn't mean like Beatrice Chatham, but she's sure indiscriminate about who she scratches and bites.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #1 on: 05 Mar 2010, 14:03 »
First Vote! What do I win?
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #2 on: 05 Mar 2010, 14:14 »
Crippling self-doubt about your life decisions!
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #3 on: 05 Mar 2010, 14:38 »
A ruthless rutherfordium rutabaga.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #4 on: 05 Mar 2010, 16:15 »
A weeks free room and board in a Wampa Ice Cave.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #5 on: 05 Mar 2010, 17:53 »
And this lovely fish! 

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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #6 on: 05 Mar 2010, 18:13 »
There's no 'Oversized novelty dildo' option, so I didn't vote. 
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #7 on: 05 Mar 2010, 19:02 »
This thread turned to win quickly. Bucket time.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #8 on: 06 Mar 2010, 00:24 »
Faye's wit is like PANCAKES.

Tasty and appealing, but when you overdose, it sucks that much more because you remember how tasty and appealing they used to be as you endure the misery.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #9 on: 06 Mar 2010, 03:19 »
a bullet in the knee while on heavy painkillers
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #10 on: 06 Mar 2010, 08:17 »
if hand grenade was an option I would have picked it.  I went with hammer because when she hits you hard you o down for the count.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #11 on: 06 Mar 2010, 09:30 »
Meanwhile, I keep saying to myself, "Rapier own damn wit."
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #12 on: 06 Mar 2010, 10:18 »
Filed for future use...

And thanks! 
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #13 on: 06 Mar 2010, 13:58 »
I've added most of the suggestions to the poll. Remember you can always change your vote.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #14 on: 06 Mar 2010, 17:13 »
Vote changing doesn't appear to be an option.  Maybe it's only for the poll-writer? 
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #15 on: 06 Mar 2010, 18:17 »
Hmm. I was positive I checked that box when I set up the poll.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #16 on: 06 Mar 2010, 20:42 »
Nothing hurts worse than a brick in a sock.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #17 on: 06 Mar 2010, 21:20 »
Quote from: Sorflakne on 06 Mar 2010, 20:42
Nothing hurts worse than a brick in a sock.

Except a Porcupine in a sock
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #18 on: 07 Mar 2010, 13:06 »
"Hammer" is winning at the moment, which makes sense given the way she can hit the nail on the head
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #19 on: 07 Mar 2010, 14:18 »
HAMMER TIME!!
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #20 on: 07 Mar 2010, 18:58 »
Quote from: jwhouk on 06 Mar 2010, 09:30
Meanwhile, I keep saying to myself, "Rapier own damn wit."
Quote from: Carl-E on 06 Mar 2010, 10:18
Filed for future use...

And thanks! 
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #21 on: 07 Mar 2010, 22:51 »
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #22 on: 08 Mar 2010, 07:09 »
OK, I'll admit it, I was expecting the obvious. 

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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #23 on: 08 Mar 2010, 09:53 »
That was awesome!
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #24 on: 08 Mar 2010, 10:00 »
Whew. Ever since Carl made his post, I've had nightmares about enormously loose silky pants and oversized entourages. Maybe this clip will be the cure.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #25 on: 08 Mar 2010, 14:07 »
Nurr, so many choices. Interesting that no one picked rapier or pool noodle.
« Last Edit: 08 Mar 2010, 14:09 by westrim »
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #26 on: 08 Mar 2010, 14:58 »
It's also interesting that "it's just abuse" sat there for days with no action and then got three votes practically overnight.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #27 on: 08 Mar 2010, 16:53 »
That's because those who see most clearly often don't notice a new thread immediately.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #28 on: 08 Mar 2010, 19:31 »
Had to choose my own contribution.
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Re: Rapier or pool noodle?
« Reply #29 on: 08 Mar 2010, 22:32 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 08 Mar 2010, 07:09
OK, I'll admit it, I was expecting the obvious. 

Kugai, you made my day! 


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