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DO YOU LIKE QUESTIONING CONTENTS AND ITS ARTS

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Re: QUESTIONING CONTENTS by JEFF JACKS
« Reply #100 on: 07 Mar 2010, 23:34 »

WTF


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« Reply #101 on: 08 Mar 2010, 00:08 »

ROFCASRTAMYDHSWD
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Re: QUESTIONING CONTENTS by JEFF JACKS
« Reply #102 on: 08 Mar 2010, 00:09 »

AHHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY
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Re: QUESTIONING CONTENTS by JEFF JACKS
« Reply #103 on: 08 Mar 2010, 02:01 »

When the hell did all these jack-asses from 4chan invade?
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« Reply #104 on: 08 Mar 2010, 02:07 »

YOU HAVE A STRONG HEART. NO FEAR.

BUT STUPID! LIKE A CHILD! YOU HAVE MUCH TO LEARN, JAKESOOLEE.
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« Reply #105 on: 08 Mar 2010, 02:08 »

^Exhibit: A^
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« Reply #106 on: 08 Mar 2010, 02:10 »

^XZIBIT: B^
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« Reply #107 on: 08 Mar 2010, 02:11 »

^DAWG: C^
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« Reply #108 on: 08 Mar 2010, 02:12 »

^DOGG: D^
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« Reply #109 on: 08 Mar 2010, 02:12 »

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« Reply #112 on: 08 Mar 2010, 02:17 »

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Re: QUESTIONING CONTENTS by JEFF JACKS
« Reply #114 on: 08 Mar 2010, 03:02 »

What has this thread become?
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« Reply #115 on: 08 Mar 2010, 04:00 »

It's ... it's ALIVE! *muahaha*
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« Reply #116 on: 08 Mar 2010, 04:07 »

Only in the stupid copies.
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« Reply #117 on: 08 Mar 2010, 07:13 »



SQUIRREL!!
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Re: QUESTIONING CONTENTS by JEFF JACKS
« Reply #118 on: 08 Mar 2010, 07:32 »

Can we have a lock on this thread, please?
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« Reply #119 on: 08 Mar 2010, 07:35 »

Nooo!
If you strike it down now, it will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.


Or possibly turn into a space ghost, whichever.
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« Reply #120 on: 08 Mar 2010, 09:53 »



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« Reply #121 on: 08 Mar 2010, 14:30 »

Welp, I took my best trolling shots (as have others) and this is still open. At this point, I don't think anything short of illegal porn or  copypasting content from the Stormfront site could get this thread locked.

THOSE ARE NOT SUGGESTIONS, PEOPLE
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Re: QUESTIONING CONTENTS by JEFF JACKS
« Reply #122 on: 08 Mar 2010, 14:51 »

Dear Contents (by Jeff Jacks);
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 
My friends and I have been going mad trying to figure this out.
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« Reply #123 on: 08 Mar 2010, 14:52 »

Well, just (legal)porn will get you banned, soooo
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Re: QUESTIONING CONTENTS by JEFF JACKS
« Reply #124 on: 08 Mar 2010, 14:52 »

maybe people could just stop posting in the thread and let it fall onto the second page where no one looks? Then people will forget about it and it will go away. Sometimes you don't need to get a lock on a thread, and if no mods have been in here then repeatedly asking for something to be locked isn't going to do anything other than get the thread bumped back up to the top.


Just ignore this thread and move on with your lives, people.
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Re: QUESTIONING CONTENTS by JEFF JACKS
« Reply #125 on: 08 Mar 2010, 15:52 »

Dear Contents (by Jeff Jacks);
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 
My friends and I have been going mad trying to figure this out.

African or European?

maybe people could just stop posting in the thread and let it fall onto the second page where no one looks? Then people will forget about it and it will go away. Sometimes you don't need to get a lock on a thread, and if no mods have been in here then repeatedly asking for something to be locked isn't going to do anything other than get the thread bumped back up to the top.


Just ignore this thread and move on with your lives, people.

Now that's just crazy talk!
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« Reply #126 on: 08 Mar 2010, 16:24 »

THOSE ARE NOT SUGGESTIONS, PEOPLE

Oh, but now it's been said...
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« Reply #127 on: 08 Mar 2010, 16:26 »

Welp, I took my best trolling shots (as have others) and this is still open. At this point, I don't think anything short of illegal porn or  copypasting content from the Stormfront site could get this thread locked.

THOSE ARE NOT SUGGESTIONS, PEOPLE

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« Reply #128 on: 08 Mar 2010, 16:47 »

OHNOZ JEFF JACKS USES ANIMES EXPERSION IN COMIC HES IS ANIMES NOW

I mean the style his art has taken.  :roll:
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« Reply #129 on: 09 Mar 2010, 00:18 »

African or European?
An answer regarding either is acceptable.
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« Reply #130 on: 09 Mar 2010, 00:39 »

OHNOZ JEFF JACKS USES ANIMES EXPERSION IN COMIC HES IS ANIMES NOW

I mean the style his art has taken.  :roll:

You mean more realistic?
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« Reply #131 on: 09 Mar 2010, 01:02 »

I frequently question content.
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« Reply #132 on: 09 Mar 2010, 02:45 »





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« Reply #133 on: 09 Mar 2010, 02:48 »




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« Reply #135 on: 09 Mar 2010, 03:09 »

I would like to thank the academy you all for posting those as multiple duplicates of the same hilarious/obnoxious gif, rather than one giant page-sized version which would have taken a distressingly long time to load. Your consideration is noted and your inevitable demise has been upgraded from "prolonged" to merely "painful" - congratulations!
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« Reply #136 on: 09 Mar 2010, 03:15 »

I RULE 34 YOU, CORDELIA

That's...*sniff* ...that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me, Lear. I'm flattered.
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« Reply #137 on: 09 Mar 2010, 03:16 »

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« Reply #138 on: 09 Mar 2010, 03:18 »

And now I'm doubly flattered. I'm beginning to think you like me. Take me, you mad, wonderful fool.
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« Reply #139 on: 09 Mar 2010, 03:21 »

THIS THREADS IS JUST ELABIAT ATEMPET TO ATTARCT Y0U

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« Reply #140 on: 09 Mar 2010, 04:52 »

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« Reply #141 on: 09 Mar 2010, 05:09 »

An answer regarding either is acceptable.

In that case the average wind speed velocity of an unladen European swallow is approximately 11 meters per second

Was that so hard?
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« Reply #142 on: 09 Mar 2010, 09:28 »

Holy Shit. It's... it's a question with an answer.
OK, here's another question; how many licks does it take, Mr. Owl?
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« Reply #143 on: 09 Mar 2010, 09:34 »

DO NOT TARY TO LIKC TEH SPOON OLNY REEL EYEZ THESE:

THERE ARE NO SPOON
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« Reply #144 on: 09 Mar 2010, 09:47 »

I microwaved a frog, found out it was safe in there, then woundered...is bats?

I am not the poster there. But it never ceases to amaze me how frikkin' EASY it is to troll people.
I mean, seriously? Would you have thought that the poster was actually putting animals in their microwave?
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« Reply #145 on: 09 Mar 2010, 11:39 »

Only if they had licked it first. 
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« Reply #146 on: 09 Mar 2010, 14:29 »

Holy Shit. It's... it's a question with an answer.
OK, here's another question; how many licks does it take, Mr. Owl?

Three.

Next question.

I mean, come on! Everyone knows that one!
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« Reply #147 on: 10 Mar 2010, 11:56 »

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« Reply #148 on: 10 Mar 2010, 14:49 »

How many roads must a man walk down, before they call him a man?
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« Reply #149 on: 10 Mar 2010, 15:55 »

Trick question: None; if he's already a man, he's clearly walked down enough roads already.
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