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Author Topic: Whenever Jeph includes "extra" dialogue in news posts below each comic  (Read 9629 times)

BillyxRansom

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(as he did in today's) it seems completely separate from the comic, and in fact, ALMOST like an intrusion.


An intrusion from the guy, who writes all of it.


Which is funny to think about.


It's funny guise.




HEY HAS ANYONE READ OZZY'S NEW AUTOBIOGRAPHY OH MAH GAH ITZ AMAZIN
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HEY HAS ANYONE READ OZZY'S NEW AUTOBIOGRAPHY OH MAH GAH ITZ AMAZIN

I hear he wrote it sober...
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HEY HAS ANYONE READ OZZY'S NEW AUTOBIOGRAPHY OH MAH GAH ITZ AMAZIN

I hear he wrote it sober...
He didn't write it at all, he got someone like his assistant or something like that to write it, while he dictated everything to the person. Dude went through hours and hours of tape recordings, and wrote it that way.
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Yeah, but sober
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Hey take that image out of your sig, putting images in sigs is frowned upon round these parts.
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I hate Ozzy.

I hate his wife even more.

Oh ... and there's a BBC documentary playing about Black Sabbath behind me, right now.
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Billy! Your sig, it is ridiculous!
Change it!
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He'll do it too don't tempt him
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What the hell's a yellow tango?
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You don't have what?
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SHAROOOOON!!!!!!!!
this.

I hate Ozzy.

I hate his wife even more.

Oh ... and there's a BBC documentary playing about Black Sabbath behind me, right now.
HOW CAN HE HATE
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Now, that's funny! 
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So's George Dublya in a Tutu
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Sometimes I wonder why Jeph doesn't just trash the whole forum
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We'd just annoy other people.
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Makes sense.
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There's also the fact that a community around a comic is good for the comic itself... There's a comic or two I wouldn't be reading if I weren't fond of the forums.
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So's George Dublya in a Tutu

No, that's scary.  In a funny kind of way, though. 
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There's also the fact that a community around a comic is good for the comic itself... There's a comic or two I wouldn't be reading if I weren't fond of the forums.

The strange thing about this place is that there is a whole community built up here which is full (well there are a fair few, at least) of people who don't read the comic. If he binned the forums there would be an issue of where that community would go, but the fact that we talk to each other in a meebo room a lot means we can let each other know if we have our own space to take up when the purgening happens.
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He [Ozzy] didn't write it at all, he got someone like his assistant or something like that to write it, while he dictated everything to the person. Dude went through hours and hours of tape recordings, and wrote it that way.
For which he or she should be paid a king's ransom. I enjoy his music, and have no problems understanding him then, but how anyone makes any sense of that mumbled, mangled slop Osbourne calls 'speaking' is beyond me. On the other hand, I'm guessing one could get away with altering anything the publisher didn't object to. I can see it now:
  • Osbourne confesses to burying Hoffa near the Fifty Yard Line in some stadium, somewhere.
  • Osbourne reveals he masterminded Gardner heist to fund lifelong plan.
  • Osbourne claims to have been anally probed in UFOs on fifteen separate occasions.
  • Osbourne reveals life plan to eradicate illegal drugs by taking them all personally, thus eliminating supply.
  • Osbourne nicked cookie from cookie jar, put it back because it contained no hash.
  • Osbourne claims to be Slim Whitman's biggest fan. "I've always wished I could gargle like Slim."

Update:
  • Ghost writer stands by book. "It's what I thought he said. Look, you have a listen to that <expletive> and try to work it out."
  • Roomful of journalists reduced to gibbering idiots by Osbourne tapes, but no one notices for three months.
« Last Edit: 10 Mar 2010, 18:18 by raoullefere »
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Ghost writer stands by book. "It's what I thought he said. Look, you have a listen to that <expletive> and try to work it out."
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Wait...Ozzy can write??????????? With his level of brain damage, I am amazed he still know how to breathe.
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