Topic: WCT April 5-9, 2010 (Read 61041 times)

Kugai · « **Reply #100 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 22:29 »

The scary thing is that you don't know which one of them is more likely to do the deed.

The Poster behind Hanners is perfectly placed too.

zagraf · « **Reply #101 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 22:35 »

Quote from: Near Lurker on 06 Apr 2010, 22:20

Protip: They're both lying.

Protip? What's a Protip?

"For good service, 15-20%, higher for exceptional service."

Thank you; I'm here all week; try the fish.

JD · « **Reply #102 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 22:36 »

Quote from: zagraf on 06 Apr 2010, 22:35

Protip? What's a Protip?

A tip that has lost it's amateur status.

Lost Coastlines · « **Reply #103 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 22:38 »

I'm calling Hannelore's bluff. Buffalo Bill was far too messy for her to emulate.

JD · « **Reply #104 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 22:39 »

Was about to call that reference.

Tuitsuro · « **Reply #105 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 22:40 »

There's the old Hannelore I adore!

Carl-E · « **Reply #106 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 22:45 »

She never left!

raoullefere · « **Reply #107 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 23:08 »

I agree with zagraf; if she can joke about it, Marigold can get over it. And all she has to do is ask Dora, Marten—anyone but Sven, I'd guess—to know she's just stepped into a very, very large boat. As for Hanners, yep, time to down that Ativan. She's been a trooper, though—surely she's earned a little crack-up time now.

St.Clair · « **Reply #108 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 23:53 »

Thank you, Hanners. That's very reassuring.

snubnose · « **Reply #109 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 00:20 »

Hanners rocks !

But todays poll is kinda boring.

Seriously, Pancakes is the ONLY funny answer !

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #110 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 03:31 »

Quote from: St.Clair on 06 Apr 2010, 23:53

Thank you, Hanners. That's very reassuring.

The correct response is:
Aww, you're not?! *sadface*

Border Reiver · « **Reply #111 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 03:51 »

It's good to have clearly defined limits in your friendship.

Mad Cat · « **Reply #112 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 04:34 »

But she might don one of her bunny suits prior to heeding the advice of the giant rapping penis who tells her, "I'm D.J. Phallus and I'm here to say, stab your friends. Stab them with a knife."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #113 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 05:07 »

She has a one piece with plunging neckline, puffy tail and long ears? Why weren't we informed?

jwhouk · « **Reply #114 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 06:01 »

And your poll previous:

Hooking up with your roommate...
...is, indeed, a terrible idea    - 17 (27.4%)
...is okay when you're desperate.    - 6 (9.7%)
...is how I met my current boyfriend/girlfriend.    - 0 (0%)
...is how my parents met up.    - 0 (0%)
...is how my parents had me!    - 2 (3.2%)
...means you have to share your pancakes.    - 37 (59.7%)

Total Voters: 62

Sorflakne · « **Reply #115 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 06:23 »

I knew it; Hanners really is a closet homicidal maniac

Blyss · « **Reply #116 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 08:20 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 07 Apr 2010, 06:23

I knew it; Hanners really is a closet homicidal maniac

Closet...?

Hanners rawks so hard.

Kross · « **Reply #117 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 08:23 »

Quote from: Lost Coastlines on 06 Apr 2010, 22:38

I'm calling Hannelore's bluff. Buffalo Bill was far too messy for her to emulate.

I see your Buffalo Bill and raise you Ed Gein. He actually made a "female suit" out of the skin of women, amongst other things. Pretty much every fictional psychopath/serial killer in film is based on that twisted motherfucker.

raoullefere · « **Reply #118 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 08:54 »

I voted against DNA testing, and I can understand most of the other options. But "Not to spy on Marigold with a high-power telescope"? That's just crazy talk. I mean, in a city, what else is a high-powered telescope* for?

*Or binoculars, zoom lens, what have you.

Edit: now that I think about it, Hanners and the Mod One do have similar hairstyles.

Mad Cat · « **Reply #119 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 10:20 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 07 Apr 2010, 05:07

She has a one piece with plunging neckline, puffy tail and long ears? Why weren't we informed?

I was thinkiing more along the lines of this bunny suit:

Which we've seen her use:
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1416

Border Reiver · « **Reply #120 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 10:51 »

I prefer the one I was thinking of.

douggerel · « **Reply #121 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 11:05 »

At least Hannelore is up front about her dermal fixation.

Carl-E · « **Reply #122 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 11:43 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 07 Apr 2010, 10:51

I prefer the one I was thinking of.

Hear, hear! Although Haners may have some difficulty filling one out. Maybe if Marigold were to borrow it..?

Oh, and eggs for breakfast are a much better option than pancakes after a night of (fine) bourbon. You need the protien for speedier recovery.

That is, if your stomach agrees.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #123 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 15:05 »

The night my brother became of legal drinking age he and his buddies went out to celebrate. About an hour after "Last Call" my Dad was awakened by the door bell. There on the porch was my brother, wasted. Dad brought him to the upstairs bathroom where my brother proceeded to vomit for about 2 hours. Then he crawled into bed.

Next morning my Dad woke him up at 9:00 AM, so that he could have the breakfast of bacon and eggs before getting to Church for Sunday service.

Dad's rationale -"Man enough to drink yourself stupid, man enough to get up the next morning and live up to your responsibilities." (the family was the door greeters that Sunday)

Funny, my brother made sure never to tie one on to the point where he couldn't function the next day ever again.

And I, I got confirmation that my Dad did indeed have a twisted sense of humour.

Carl-E · « **Reply #124 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 16:23 »

I see nothing twisted there. The best learning is done the hard way!

JackFaerie · « **Reply #125 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 17:05 »

Am I off by one, or was Wednesday's comic never posted?

akronnick · « **Reply #126 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 18:46 »

You're off by one, 1636 was Monday's, the current one is 1638 for Wednesday.

Monday and Tuesday went up pretty late even by Jeph's standards, and Wednesday went up closer to the regular time.

MIB4u · « **Reply #127 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 19:25 »

what really irks me:
Marigold promised something that happened to her. duh. we all know that.
but! is the same true for what Hannelore promised...?! O_O
...so...scary...

Carl-E · « **Reply #128 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 20:04 »

Quote from: MIB4u on 07 Apr 2010, 19:25

what really irks me:
Marigold promised not to do something that ~~happened to her~~ she did to someone else. duh. we all know that.
but! is the same true for what Hannelore promised...?! O_O
...so...scary...

She's just promising not to follow where her mind sometimes wanders.

Her mind should try herder to stay out of those neighborhoods, though.

Shadic · « **Reply #129 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 21:54 »

Well. There go the slashers.

Moxie · « **Reply #130 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 21:56 »

Absolutely LOVE Marten's face in the last panel. For whatever reason, that just seems to sum up Marten.

frankwolftown · « **Reply #131 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 21:56 »

Who is Cosette? Is he dating someone?

Moxie · « **Reply #132 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 21:59 »

Yeah, Cosette is the accident-prone girl he is dating.

Edit: A comic with Cosette in it.

Carl-E · « **Reply #133 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 21:59 »

Well, it's common knowledge that a lot of men get turned on by lesbian sex. But to be honest, I don't know of many (alright, any) women who'd be turned on by gay male sex...

Of course, most of the women I know are lesbians. Their consensus is that male bodies are icky, so not fun to watch.

Wait, that makes me the male equivalent of a fag hag, doesn't it? Is there a name for that?

Any suggestions?

akronnick · « **Reply #134 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:01 »

Damn! Those two turned on Marten in a hurry!

Quote from: frankwolftown on 07 Apr 2010, 21:56

Who is Cosette? Is he dating someone?

Cosette is Steve's (possibly paralyzed) significant other.

Watched Pot · « **Reply #135 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:06 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Apr 2010, 21:59

Well, it's common knowledge that a lot of men get turned on by lesbian sex. But to be honest, I don't know of many (alright, any) women who'd be turned on by gay male sex...

At the risk of pissing off the sizable anime contingent on the board....isn't that what yaoi is all about? I have only a vague awareness of Japanese animation/manga/etc and very little interest in learning more, but I thought there was, in fact, enough interest in drawings of good-lookin' dudes kissing to support a niche market....and Marten and Steve are drawings, after all.

frankwolftown · « **Reply #136 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:06 »

Quote from: akronnick on 07 Apr 2010, 22:01

Damn! Those two turned on Marten in a hurry!

Quote from: frankwolftown on 07 Apr 2010, 21:56
Who is Cosette? Is he dating someone?

Cosette is Steve's (possibly paralyzed) significant other.

Oh yeah! I completely forgot about that.

JackFaerie · « **Reply #137 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:12 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Apr 2010, 21:59

Well, it's common knowledge that a lot of men get turned on by lesbian sex. But to be honest, I don't know of many (alright, any) women who'd be turned on by gay male sex...

Really? Because I know PLENTY. Including lesbians. (A lot of lesbians write m/m romance/sex fanfiction. Not kidding. Or maybe that should be "it's not that uncommon for authors of m/m fanfiction to be lesbians.")

Also, this is not restricted to comics:

http://www.emo-corner.com/emo-boys-kissing/ http://www.emo-corner.com/forums/index.php?autocom=gallery&req=si&img=9890

And just ask any female fan of movies like "Velvet Goldmine" what their favorite scene is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvJQe4gTAr8

(read the comments)

jeanramone · « **Reply #138 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:12 »

Quote from: Watched Pot on 07 Apr 2010, 22:06

Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Apr 2010, 21:59
Well, it's common knowledge that a lot of men get turned on by lesbian sex. But to be honest, I don't know of many (alright, any) women who'd be turned on by gay male sex...
At the risk of pissing off the sizable anime contingent on the board....isn't that what yaoi is all about? I have only a vague awareness of Japanese animation/manga/etc and very little interest in learning more, but I thought there was, in fact, enough interest in drawings of good-lookin' dudes kissing to support a niche market....and Marten and Steve are drawings, after all.

Yaoi - turning girls on since...well whenever it started.

jwhouk · « **Reply #139 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:12 »

Quote from: frankwolftown on 07 Apr 2010, 22:06

Quote from: akronnick on 07 Apr 2010, 22:01
Damn! Those two turned on Marten in a hurry!
Quote from: frankwolftown on 07 Apr 2010, 21:56
Who is Cosette? Is he dating someone?
Cosette is Steve's (possibly paralyzed) significant other.
Oh yeah! I completely forgot about that.

She's also not paralyzed, according to Steve.

Carl-E · « **Reply #140 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:19 »

Quote from: Watched Pot on 07 Apr 2010, 22:06

....and Marten and Steve are drawings, after all.

Blasphemy! Shun the nonbeliever!

[SHUNNN...SHUNNN... Hey Charlie, we're on a bridge, Charlie!]

lunakitten · « **Reply #141 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:21 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Apr 2010, 21:59

Well, it's common knowledge that a lot of men get turned on by lesbian sex. But to be honest, I don't know of many (alright, any) women who'd be turned on by gay male sex...

Of course, most of the women I know are lesbians. Their consensus is that male bodies are icky, so not fun to watch.

Wait, that makes me the male equivalent of a fag hag, doesn't it? Is there a name for that?

Any suggestions?

I know a LOT of straight and bi women who are REALLY turned on by the thought/sight of 2 men together. Me included. Possibly why I only ever dated bi men...
And according to Margaret Cho, you'd be a Dutch boy (...finger in the dike).

Carl-E · « **Reply #142 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:26 »

I said I know a lot of lesbians, not that I know a lot of lesbians...

Near Lurker · « **Reply #143 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:33 »

Compromise: Call Cosette. See if she minds.

If she's like 90% of the college-age girls I know, she won't.

Then, make the fuck out with Marten.

Jeff7 · « **Reply #144 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:34 »

I guess Marten just needs to get himself warmed up again, and in costume for a proper performance.

Oh, sousuke-kuuuun.

Or possibly...

akronnick · « **Reply #145 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:37 »

Quote from: Near Lurker on 07 Apr 2010, 22:33

Compromise: Call Cosette. See if ~~she minds.~~ she's into it

Fixed

bhtooefr · « **Reply #146 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 22:50 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Apr 2010, 21:59

Wait, that makes me the male equivalent of a fag hag, doesn't it? Is there a name for that?

Any suggestions?

Lesbro, if you don't mind the usage of "bro."

tdm88 · « **Reply #147 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 23:07 »

Quote

Well, it's common knowledge that a lot of men get turned on by lesbian sex. But to be honest, I don't know of many (alright, any) women who'd be turned on by gay male sex...

Here's one.

jwhouk · « **Reply #148 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 23:12 »

See, this is why these WCT's with polls are hard to do - coming up with daily polls.

Other things Hannelore needs to promise:

Not to spy on Marigold with a high-power telescope.    - 6 (13.6%)
Not to test her blood sample for DNA abnormalities.    - 17 (38.6%)
Not to scream in agony if she hugs her again.    - 3 (6.8%)
Not to go postal if she forgets to leave pocky on the floor again.    - 1 (2.3%)
Pancakes for breakfast.    - 6 (13.6%)
To be there for you when the rain starts to fall.    - 11 (25%)

Total Voters: 44

snubnose · « **Reply #149 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 23:38 »

Ok, now I'm adding to the list of things not to do in life:

- Dont hook up with Dora or someone like Dora. Just dont.

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Author Topic: WCT April 5-9, 2010 (Read 61041 times)