Topic: BABIES? (Read 7635 times)

Yayniall · « **on:** 07 Apr 2010, 09:53 »

BABIES!

Nodaisho · « **Reply #1 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 10:04 »

Quote from: Jeans on 07 Apr 2010, 10:01

Fuck your baby!

Words to live by, my friend. Words to live by.

Alex C · « **Reply #2 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 10:07 »

Yeah, I was hoping it was baby animals instead of the ugly kind.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #3 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 11:28 »

That looks immensely tedious, like looking at the baby pictures of someone you've never met for over an hour.

Alex C · « **Reply #4 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 11:36 »

Plus, there's less inherent drama with human babies, since we're rarely carried off by owls.

On the bright side, there'd be less inherent drama because baby bunnies being carried off by owls is hells of depressing.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #5 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 11:46 »

Whereas watching human babies being carried off by owls has a certain appeal. I think the moral here is that we need to breed bigger owls.

FIXDIX · « **Reply #6 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 13:48 »

Or smaller humans.

I'm not the biggest fan of babies. Fuck you parents who bring children years 1-5 to supermarkets.

FUCK.YOU.

But hey, I would watch the balls out of that because I dig watching shit grow.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #7 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 14:41 »

Quote from: Jeans on 07 Apr 2010, 10:01

Fuck your baby!

It's AWW-RIGHTTT!

Theriandros · « **Reply #8 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 14:50 »

Quote from: a pack of wolves on 07 Apr 2010, 11:46

Whereas watching human babies being carried off by owls has a certain appeal. I think the moral here is that we need to breed bigger owls.

No, the moral of the story is that we need to spread dingos (dingoes?) to the rest of the world.

Tom · « **Reply #9 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 15:00 »

It's dingos, we also have flies as large as cattle and I have a pet roo in me yard, yobbo.

Johnny C · « **Reply #10 on:** 08 Apr 2010, 00:27 »

how is babby movie formed

how flimmakers get budget

scarred · « **Reply #11 on:** 08 Apr 2010, 02:32 »

I saw a giant poster for this outside my theater and a lady friend I was with said that it made her ovaries hurt just to look at it. I can't imagine what would happen if she saw the trailer.

Liz · « **Reply #12 on:** 09 Apr 2010, 07:11 »

Johnny I love you.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #13 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 02:40 »

I don't quite understand how this could be interesting.

Also the thought that there are people out there that hate babies kind of makes me sad

J · « **Reply #14 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 04:28 »

JD · « **Reply #15 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 10:25 »

I wouldn't mind watching it. Though I hope someone is narrating.

Alex C · « **Reply #16 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 15:36 »

I think the last estimate I heard was around 150 million orphans.

And actually, I sorta like kids. I just don't find them more interesting than the other broad categories of people.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #17 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 16:32 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 08 Apr 2010, 00:27

how is babby movie formed

how flimmakers get budget

I will do anything you want to yr dick.

Liz · « **Reply #18 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 18:21 »

Jens I plan on having a kid or two of my own, then adopting a couple. Is that acceptable?

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #19 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 19:25 »

Yeah. How dare parents want to go out to a cafe while not being able to afford a baby sitter. IN fact as soon as you have a baby you should clearly just stay indoors forever.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #20 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 19:50 »

I think I want to adopt one and maybe have my sister surrogate one for me. LOLBABIES.

ALoveSupreme · « **Reply #21 on:** 13 Apr 2010, 02:54 »

Being adopted is awesome, and having two adopted sisters is also awesome. My parents are sort of bad ass.

My girlfriend and I caught a trailer for this at Up forever ago and I had not heard anything since, and at the time was at least interested. Thanks!

Barmymoo · « **Reply #22 on:** 14 Apr 2010, 08:10 »

I keep clicking on this thead hoping it is going to give me a free baby, but so far no luck.

Theriandros · « **Reply #23 on:** 14 Apr 2010, 08:52 »

I am in favor of imposing an intelligence requirement to have kids.

Clearly, if you are taking your squalling humanlet to see a 9:00 p.m. showing of The Departed, you should consider sterilization in order to avoid spreading your shocking lack of common decency and child-raising capability.

(the first clause of the previous sentence is based on previous experience)

J · « **Reply #24 on:** 14 Apr 2010, 10:11 »

i think there should be a mandatory education course and licensing program.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #25 on:** 15 Apr 2010, 03:39 »

Let's also stop poor people from having kids. Oh, and black people too.

J · « **Reply #26 on:** 15 Apr 2010, 05:38 »

if we did that, who would we exploit and underpay to do our difficult and dangerous menial tasks?

Theriandros · « **Reply #27 on:** 15 Apr 2010, 06:16 »

Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 15 Apr 2010, 03:39

Let's also stop poor people from having kids. Oh, and black people too.

Nah. I'd declare watermelons to be the new currency standard.

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