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TheDozarian

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A Jeph Quote...
« on: 29 Mar 2010, 04:29 »

Was checkin' out my quotes on igoogle this morning... I was surprised to see Jeph quoted... Here's a link. I think I've seen the quote before but I was just surprised to see it there... Enjoy!
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #1 on: 29 Mar 2010, 05:26 »

I think we've had this thread before, but it was for a different quote.
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #2 on: 29 Mar 2010, 05:36 »

Google quotes Jeph a lot, it seems.  He tweeted about it before, too.
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #3 on: 29 Mar 2010, 06:49 »

He is a person of great influence and powar.
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #4 on: 29 Mar 2010, 07:32 »

He is famous on the cybertubes.
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #5 on: 29 Mar 2010, 08:40 »

He has the power to kill any website with a mere tweet.

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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #6 on: 29 Mar 2010, 11:32 »

His newsposts contain the energy equivalence of five million tons of TNT in hit count.
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #7 on: 29 Mar 2010, 18:01 »

jepps writing is like sweet nectars of my soul ~:)
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #8 on: 29 Mar 2010, 23:55 »

He can take on HAL9000 and leave the computer a gibbering wreck
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #9 on: 05 Apr 2010, 21:33 »

Behind Jeph's bird tattoos, you won't find skin, but more bird tattoos.
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #10 on: 06 Apr 2010, 03:59 »

Oooh, that's deep! 

And probably painful...
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #11 on: 07 Apr 2010, 05:56 »

His newsposts contain the energy equivalence of five million tons of TNT in hit count.

Scrolling past I read "five million tons of TNT in the cunt" and I thought, "that's a bit much wait what"
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #12 on: 08 Apr 2010, 19:32 »

It matches your Avatar
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #13 on: 09 Apr 2010, 16:59 »

Not really. Probably matches yours better.
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #14 on: 09 Apr 2010, 19:46 »

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Damn you zombiedude - Cut that out!  I just got my post to match your Avvie and you go change it!!!!!!
« Last Edit: 09 Apr 2010, 19:48 by Kugai »
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #15 on: 09 Apr 2010, 22:23 »

haw haw haw
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Re: A Jeph Quote...
« Reply #16 on: 10 Apr 2010, 22:54 »

Ahhh go kiss a Gorilla


...... Oh, wait .........
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