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Faryshta

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Death Metal Latte
« on: 11 Mar 2010, 14:04 »

I will get all my friends there to get one. Does it have the blood of a virgin or is served at an inhuman temperature or why is it called Death metal?

That board made my day.
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Zingoleb

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Re: Death Metal Latte
« Reply #1 on: 11 Mar 2010, 14:31 »

It's actually like having your brains smashed out by a brick of gold wrapped in a slice—wait, nevermind.
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Carl-E

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Re: Death Metal Latte
« Reply #2 on: 11 Mar 2010, 15:27 »

It has lead filings stirred in.  That way, drink enough, you're dead from the metal. 
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Re: Death Metal Latte
« Reply #3 on: 28 Mar 2010, 21:29 »

I was under the impression that it screamed and or growled threats at you with a heavy baseline while you drank
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All_¥our_Bass

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Re: Death Metal Latte
« Reply #4 on: 04 May 2010, 19:25 »

100% double bass by volume
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