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Badass Cake Thread 2010 Picture Heavy
« on: 08 May 2010, 21:51 »

As most of the regulars know, my wife (papersatan) makes me some seriously fantastic cakes every year for my birthday. One of the rules she sticks to is that the cake has to be 100% edible and it makes for some creative works. We were a little late due to finals and all but she finally got around to making a badass cake this year.

Behold my very own Pip-Boy 3000!



The screen is just hardened icing with a shit load of black food dye. That part was edible, not delicious. :P


Just in case you are not familiar with the cakes of old, here are a collection of the ones made for me thus far.

Invader Zim - My Rubber Piggy


Call of Cthulhu


Cthulhu Rising from the waters


The best cake ever...






Portal and a Rickroll all in one. Rickrolled the entire group with that cake. Even had someone at the computer to start the song up the moment she lifted up the fake cake. It was a fucking beautiful moment.

Settlers of Catan


She made this one with cup cakes topped with sugar cookies that were glued on with icing. Decorated the cookies with various candies and deliciousness was had.


Share your wonderful cakes with the world. I would be pretty happy with some of last years getting reposted honestly, especially the JFK cake.
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Re: Badass Cake Thread 2010 Picture Heavy
« Reply #1 on: 08 May 2010, 21:52 »

fucking awesome
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Re: Badass Cake Thread 2010 Picture Heavy
« Reply #2 on: 08 May 2010, 22:03 »

Fine, I will share once more my cake depicting the assassination of our 35th president. (I think my links may have broken on the other page anyways)




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« Reply #3 on: 08 May 2010, 22:16 »

this is like cake porn
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Re: Badass Cake Thread 2010 Picture Heavy
« Reply #4 on: 09 May 2010, 06:08 »

the happiest sad cake


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« Reply #5 on: 09 May 2010, 07:22 »

I don't remember seeing the Settlers of Catan one before! (I'm sure you've posted it, I just don't remember) It is I think my favourite
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« Reply #6 on: 09 May 2010, 09:04 »

When you come to Fargo we can play Catan, I have it. Hopefully soon-ish I will get the Seafarers expansion as well!
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« Reply #7 on: 09 May 2010, 09:56 »

I have never played Settlers of Catan. Is this wrong Y/N?
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« Reply #8 on: 09 May 2010, 10:05 »

A thousand times Y.

One of the best board games ever made in my opinion. Also reduces every adult, regardless of age, into 12 year old giggles when people say "I have wood for sheep."
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« Reply #9 on: 09 May 2010, 15:54 »

I only played it a little at Eed's because I was falling asleep on the floor but it was far more fun than I expected it to be!
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« Reply #10 on: 09 May 2010, 16:33 »

I dunno, I really like it.
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« Reply #11 on: 09 May 2010, 20:43 »

Kat, you are awesome, as always.
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Re: Badass Cake Thread 2010 Picture Heavy
« Reply #12 on: 10 May 2010, 03:28 »

sorry Linds

now with edible cock ring
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« Reply #13 on: 10 May 2010, 05:15 »

Dude, put that under a NSFW link.
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« Reply #14 on: 10 May 2010, 17:36 »

Awesome cakes, baked by my grandmother back in the day.





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« Reply #15 on: 11 May 2010, 10:28 »

That piano cake is magnificent. 
So many of the cakes on this page I would feel guilty for eating.
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« Reply #16 on: 11 May 2010, 11:20 »

Seriously those Settlers of Catan cupcakes are so incredibly ace.
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Re: Badass Cake Thread 2010 Picture Heavy
« Reply #17 on: 12 May 2010, 01:48 »



The theme song won't get out of my brain!
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« Reply #18 on: 12 May 2010, 16:15 »

It was my flatmate's birthday party the other day...

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« Reply #19 on: 12 May 2010, 17:43 »

The theme song won't get out of my brain!

Hey, it's better than the theme from Lamb Chops Play Along.
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« Reply #20 on: 12 May 2010, 19:34 »

Nooooooooooooooo!! It's in my head nowwww.
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« Reply #21 on: 13 May 2010, 00:30 »

Hey, at least if that is stuck in your head, the theme from Muskethounds can't be.
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« Reply #22 on: 13 May 2010, 02:04 »

I've been trying to think of the theme song for Bananas in Pyjamas for days and I just can't remember it.
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« Reply #25 on: 13 May 2010, 11:32 »

Oh god, I followed that Bananas in Pajamas link to this old gem.
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« Reply #26 on: 13 May 2010, 11:45 »

This sort of childhood.

Granted I watched and loved all these, too, but I still watched Bananas in Pajamas too. Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs.
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« Reply #27 on: 13 May 2010, 16:09 »

I've never heard of Bananas in Pyjamas.

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« Reply #28 on: 13 May 2010, 19:42 »

Man, that X-men show was so awesome.  Now I am feeling all nostaltic
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« Reply #29 on: 13 May 2010, 19:52 »

i like this theme song better.
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Re: Badass Cake Thread 2010 Picture Heavy
« Reply #30 on: 15 May 2010, 06:49 »

My baking is just not good enough, I need to be a ton more nerdy in my icing choices. I may do something this afternoon. Suggestions for cup cake designs?
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« Reply #31 on: 16 May 2010, 05:30 »

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...cupcakes
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« Reply #32 on: 16 May 2010, 06:05 »

Oh, forgot one!
I made this one, and it is less badass for looks than for content. It is a chocolate tart with chocolate ganache icing and chocolate crust; the lettering was made of chocolate heated and brushed onto baking paper. It is basically a Type 2 Diabetes cake.
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« Reply #33 on: 16 May 2010, 10:25 »

That looks really good.
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« Reply #34 on: 16 May 2010, 10:40 »

Penis penis penis penis penis

...cupcakes

I made my boyfriend cock shaped cookies for our anti-christmas christmas. He was very pleased & drew icing school dicks all over them.
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« Reply #35 on: 16 May 2010, 11:54 »

Cookie cocks and cupcake breasts. These would be good snacks for a Pure Romance, etc. type party.
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« Reply #36 on: 17 May 2010, 01:58 »

I don't know what sort of party that is...
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« Reply #37 on: 17 May 2010, 04:54 »

Sex toy party.
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« Reply #38 on: 30 Jun 2010, 13:14 »

Behold! Creep-cake!


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« Reply #39 on: 30 Jun 2010, 23:55 »

I wonder if those minerals are edible and how they were made. I hope they're big blue sugar crystals.
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Re: Badass Cake Thread 2010 Picture Heavy
« Reply #40 on: 18 Aug 2010, 08:12 »

Kat has made yet another birthday cake, this time for our friend Maria.











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« Reply #41 on: 18 Aug 2010, 09:26 »

Mmm...creamy beige.
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« Reply #42 on: 23 Aug 2010, 04:12 »

My cake is not nearly as impressive as any of these.  But my derby wife and dearest work mate moved to Sydney a few weeks ago so I made her this cake for her work good bye morning tea.  It was devils food cake and delicious!



Her derby name is Billy Skater, which anyone who is not Australian will not get and even Australians who don't know who Billy Slater is won't get.  But she is obsessed with Billy Slater and the Melbourne Storm NRL team so it is a most excellent derby name for her and I miss her so much :( :( :(
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« Reply #43 on: 23 Aug 2010, 04:19 »

Any cake with M&Ms is badass enough me!
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« Reply #44 on: 23 Aug 2010, 12:52 »

Behold! Creep-cake!

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« Reply #45 on: 24 Aug 2010, 05:54 »

Holy fuck, old greg cake. holy fuck.

Stephen, I HAVE to share this with a specific group of friends. HAVE TO holy fuck what's it made of?
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« Reply #46 on: 24 Aug 2010, 09:06 »

Cake is just a dense yellow cake (Kat had to make it dense to support Gregg and his stuff) and pineapple icing. She even squeezed the pineapple juice herself!

Greg, the Funk, the watercolors and the Bailey's are homemade marshmallow fondant. She used a sewing needle and food coloring to paint the watercolors. She used Silicone molds and chocolate melting caps to make the shoes,(she used an actual baby shoe for that) table, and table legs and Gregg's chair. Shot glasses were used for the molding of the last two.
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« Reply #48 on: 25 Aug 2010, 12:46 »

It's actually a white cake! Just vanilla. Great recipe, too. Don't remember where I got it, but I've tweaked it to be just perfect for cupcakes.
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« Reply #49 on: 10 Feb 2011, 20:43 »

I'm bringing this back because I just made the best cake.  All these pictures are still showing so this way we don't all have to link our previous awesomeness again. 

I can't show you this cake yet because it is for Allison, and she has not seen it yet.  Get ready though, it is so cute, and so her! 

See you bitches here tomorrow at 5pm EST. 
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