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A Challenge
« on: 20 May 2010, 21:33 »

Alright ladies and gentlemen, challenge time.  Take the image below and edit it to fit you.



(not entirely sure if this should be here or in art)
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #1 on: 20 May 2010, 22:06 »

yeah okay whatever i'm bored

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #2 on: 20 May 2010, 22:08 »

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #3 on: 20 May 2010, 22:38 »

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #4 on: 20 May 2010, 23:05 »

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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #5 on: 21 May 2010, 00:42 »

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #6 on: 21 May 2010, 00:50 »

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #7 on: 21 May 2010, 01:30 »

Alright ladies and gentlemen, challenge time.  Take the image below and edit it to fit you.

(not entirely sure if this should be here or in art)

Based on my art skills this should definitely not be in art.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #8 on: 21 May 2010, 01:34 »

What I want to look like

You want to have a smiley bear face tattooed on your chest??
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #9 on: 21 May 2010, 01:41 »

i wanted it to be anchor.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #10 on: 21 May 2010, 01:46 »

Nah man, smiley bear face is way cooler.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #11 on: 21 May 2010, 01:48 »

It looks a lot like the mascot for the unsuccesful Berlin bid for the 2000 Olympics!

(I can't find a picture of the mascot, so you'll just have to trust me.)
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #12 on: 21 May 2010, 03:34 »

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There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #13 on: 21 May 2010, 04:03 »

I was gonna do a for serious one but I realise I am actually pretty happy with how I look, 'cept I could lose some weight and own more suits but that's basically it. Cool!
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #14 on: 21 May 2010, 05:03 »

I did this on my phone since both my computers are broken. Harder than i was expecting.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #15 on: 21 May 2010, 05:21 »

If I'm interpreting that pic right, I think I'd prefer real-Lunchy over dream-Lunchy.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #16 on: 21 May 2010, 05:31 »

I knew someone would say that. It's COLD, I want to be able to wear dresses again! Also dang when is my hair gonna grow and why do my glasses hurt my nose and ears?
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #17 on: 21 May 2010, 05:42 »

« Last Edit: 21 May 2010, 05:43 by Yayniall »
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #18 on: 21 May 2010, 06:50 »

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #19 on: 21 May 2010, 07:35 »

It's not surprising how many of these are incorporating unicorns.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #20 on: 21 May 2010, 10:30 »



alternatively


« Last Edit: 21 May 2010, 14:57 by Gemmwah »
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #21 on: 21 May 2010, 10:47 »

I like the way you think gemm.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #22 on: 21 May 2010, 11:24 »


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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #23 on: 21 May 2010, 12:10 »

Lunchy, why doesn't dream you have a nose?
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« Reply #24 on: 21 May 2010, 14:25 »


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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #25 on: 21 May 2010, 14:39 »

Oh Matt.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #26 on: 21 May 2010, 15:14 »

A while ago I blocked all images from tinypic because Keiffer was posting and reposting that luge-explosion image, and now I have to go into the page source every time I want to see a tinypic image posted by someone else. It is tedious but it is better than the alternative (also I can't remember how to unblock the site).
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #27 on: 21 May 2010, 15:16 »

You could just quote the post with the image, thus revealing the URL in a much less tedious manner.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #28 on: 21 May 2010, 15:44 »

Oh Matt.

hey man my life ain't too exciting right now don't you judge me
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #29 on: 21 May 2010, 16:48 »

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #30 on: 21 May 2010, 19:10 »

What I want to look like

The text is so tiny that for a moment I thought that said "tits I can't afford".
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #31 on: 21 May 2010, 19:53 »

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #32 on: 21 May 2010, 22:10 »

Dovey you've got no arms what is happening.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #33 on: 21 May 2010, 22:20 »

obviously he sold them for the sweet ink he's got there.

dovey you forgot the part where you want a tattoo on yr dick.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #34 on: 21 May 2010, 23:02 »

Just for the record those are my actual tattoos, I just wanna be naked, is all.

The original template has no arms! I am just following that! Blame BK, not me.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #35 on: 21 May 2010, 23:08 »

The original template has no eyes, either, and yet you chose to add eyes.

Why do you hate arms Dovey. Is it because without arms and hands men could not kill each other?
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #36 on: 21 May 2010, 23:10 »

We could still kick fuck out of each other.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #37 on: 21 May 2010, 23:12 »

Dovey is more bendy than you think and where you do think "dovey blows" saying comes from.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #38 on: 21 May 2010, 23:26 »

fuck guys i will go back and add arms if it really matters that much to you
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #39 on: 21 May 2010, 23:30 »

Caption 1: "Your template was not made for black folk."

Caption 2: How do you manage to do this template so wrong?

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #41 on: 21 May 2010, 23:40 »

I think I'm far too offended at the OP's racial profiling to- okay.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #42 on: 21 May 2010, 23:59 »

Caption 1: I dunno man I think he just used the default background colour, so it's really Microsoft/Adobe/whatever that are the racist ones

Caption 2: You wouldn't get rid of that writing on yr face? It seems unsightly, man.
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« Reply #43 on: 22 May 2010, 03:52 »

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #44 on: 22 May 2010, 10:21 »



i guess a new pair of glasses would be cool
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #45 on: 22 May 2010, 11:51 »

Just for the record those are my actual tattoos, I just wanna be naked, is all.

The original template has no arms! I am just following that! Blame BK, not me.

Don't blame me for your lack of creativity.
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« Reply #46 on: 23 May 2010, 07:40 »

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« Reply #47 on: 23 May 2010, 21:21 »

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #48 on: 25 May 2010, 03:16 »

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #49 on: 25 May 2010, 03:44 »

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/Lapuz/drawings/looklike.jpg

I didn't know you had a goatee.

Or is that your nose migrating south for the winter?
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