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Re: Love thread
« Reply #50 on: 31 May 2010, 17:50 »

Guys. Shut up about science and get with the LOVE.

I love chocolate! And thunderstorms when it is warm out and you can go running outside in the rain. And cuddling. And so many more things!
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #51 on: 31 May 2010, 17:52 »

let's say...every atom is miracle.

This is the same, no? Atoms indisputably exist and thus cannot really be seen as likely or unlikely.

Imagine sitting down at a table in a casino whereby you can bet on the existence of atoms. Which way would you bet, bearing in mind you know that atoms absolutely positively exist?


what? I don't...huh?

I'm not talking about the existence of atoms in general. I'm talking about the likelihood that any given atom will form. I mean, obviously atoms exist. They're doing it right now.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #52 on: 31 May 2010, 17:58 »

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Re: Love thread
« Reply #53 on: 31 May 2010, 18:09 »

Guys. Shut up about science and get with the LOVE.

But I love science! Especially biology and zoology. Seriously, plants and animals are rad! Especially when they live in the OCEAN!

I love swimming. I love smores. I love sitting around a campfire with friends.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #54 on: 31 May 2010, 18:25 »

Linds did it right. If you want to talk about science that is how you should talk about science.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #55 on: 31 May 2010, 18:26 »

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Re: Love thread
« Reply #56 on: 31 May 2010, 18:32 »

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Re: Love thread
« Reply #57 on: 31 May 2010, 19:09 »

KITTY CUDDLESSSSS!
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #58 on: 31 May 2010, 19:11 »

I love cute glasses and oval shaped belly buttons.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #59 on: 31 May 2010, 19:15 »

fuck you jace.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #60 on: 31 May 2010, 19:18 »

Damn it Jace.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #61 on: 31 May 2010, 19:21 »

if we're defining a miracle as the occurrence of an extremely improbable event, putting the existence of atoms into this category doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me given the fact that just about every single thing in the universe is made of atoms and that physics is a pretty well understood science by this point. you would have to figure out how to compare the odds of atoms existing to the odds of atoms not existing in the universe, which is pretty much impossible to determine.
a better example of a miracle by this definition would be if a stone statue that were made of atoms waved at you. atoms are everywhere, however the chances of every single randomly colliding atom in the statue's arm moving in exactly the same direction at the exact same time for the stone to physically move and appear to be waving at you are extremely, extremely slim. thus, were one to observe this they might be quick to label it a "miracle" since it is such an improbable event that it would appear not to follow the laws of science at all. it is also improbable in a way that we can calculate pretty easily with some knowledge of the behavior of atoms (they randomly collide), the behavior of stone (it doesn't move) and how often on average stone waves at people (never, as far as we know). however, as a lady of science i stay away from the word "miracle" anyway and prefer to think in terms of probabilities anyway so it's all sort of lost on me.

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Re: Love thread
« Reply #62 on: 31 May 2010, 20:23 »

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Re: Love thread
« Reply #63 on: 31 May 2010, 23:27 »



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Re: Love thread
« Reply #64 on: 31 May 2010, 23:38 »

what john
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #65 on: 31 May 2010, 23:38 »

well i love your failures
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #66 on: 31 May 2010, 23:44 »

I also love bread.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #67 on: 01 Jun 2010, 04:33 »

I love punk rock, I love that Jay Ryan poster, particularly because it has a Valnøtt (I hate that I can't be at the PRF BBQ but c'est la vie (oh hey I love that French has so many words for sensations that English never bothered to define like deja vu and frisson)) I fucking love that picture with all my heart Mai, I love mustaches, I love my girlfriend and I love chocolate and oh my god I love the Internet
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #68 on: 01 Jun 2010, 04:44 »

I love coffee in the morning, pancake breakfasts, relaxing in the park with a good book and going to cafe's sketching people, hoping that they don't notice I'm sketching them.

Also, I love the smell of sunblock, because it means it's either summer or I'm on a vacation somewhere that isn't Norway during winter.

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Re: Love thread
« Reply #69 on: 01 Jun 2010, 06:10 »

I haven't, and probably won't always feel this way, but right now I love the social scene at my college. Everyone's moving because it's the first of the month, so last night was the last party at what had been one of the usual party spots for the academic year. I saw a lot of interesting, interested people. We danced to loud music in the basement. Then we played in the street with a fucking bouncy ball from Wal-Mart. Love those guys, love bouncy balls.

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Re: Love thread
« Reply #70 on: 01 Jun 2010, 07:11 »

Things I love:

*Ladyfriend
*Angular guitars
*Bands that use them
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #71 on: 01 Jun 2010, 07:22 »

I love vim and I wish my whole OS worked like that.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #72 on: 01 Jun 2010, 09:32 »

I love really good books.

I also love crazy old men who have way too many stories to tell, and way too much advice to give.

I love drinking a stone cold glass of milk.

I love figure skating.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #73 on: 01 Jun 2010, 09:38 »

I love awesome chord progressions.

I love shades of blue and green.

I love how my subwoofer is rattling my windows in their frames at this moment in time.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #74 on: 01 Jun 2010, 18:41 »

I love running into old classmates and having them ask me why haven't I aged yet and they're only really half joking.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #75 on: 01 Jun 2010, 19:18 »

I love drinking a stone cold glass of milk.

Oh wow, I was just thinking about his a little while ago when I took a hit of milk from the fridge. I love that feeling you get of the cold going all down through the inside of your chest.

Also I love living in a house where everyone buys their own groceries, because it means I can just grab the milk bottle and neck it if I only want a little taste and don't want to be bothered washing a glass later.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #76 on: 01 Jun 2010, 19:39 »

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Re: Love thread
« Reply #77 on: 02 Jun 2010, 01:38 »

i love the fact that my mom's surgery was a complete success! she is now 100% cancer-free.

yay!
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #78 on: 02 Jun 2010, 01:41 »

Yay! Nick that is fantastic news
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #79 on: 02 Jun 2010, 01:44 »

Hooray! That is indeed a great thing to love, I'm happy for you and your family.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #80 on: 02 Jun 2010, 03:15 »

I love cheese
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #81 on: 02 Jun 2010, 04:10 »

I love being called "Love" or "Darling" by pretty waitresses at cafes I frequent.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #82 on: 02 Jun 2010, 04:16 »

What is love?
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #84 on: 02 Jun 2010, 04:48 »

I love my girlfriend, my impending baby, sitting outside in the summer, at night, with a reasonable scotch and an excellent cigar watching House on a portable DVD player.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #85 on: 02 Jun 2010, 05:42 »

What is love?

Love is a pretty frenzy

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LOVE is a pretty frenzy,
A melancholy fire,
   Begot by looks,
   Maintained with hopes,
And heightened by desire.

Love is a pretty tyrant
By our affections armed.
   Take them away,
   None lives this day
The coward boy hath harmed.

Love is a pretty idol.
Opinion did devise him.
   His votaries
   Is sloth and lies,
The robes that do disguise him.

Love is a pretty painter,
And counterfeiteth passion.
   His shadowed lies
   Makes fancies rise
To set belief in fashion.

Love is a pretty pedlar,
Whose pack is fraught with sorrows,
   With doubts and fears
   With sighs and tears,
Some joys but those he borrows.

Love is a pretty nothing,
Yet what a coil it keeps,
   With thousand eyes
   Of jealousies,
Yet as one ever sleeps.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #88 on: 02 Jun 2010, 07:29 »

I love that my exams are over and I don't have to even pick up another text book until October (except to pack them into boxes and send them away AWAY).
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #89 on: 02 Jun 2010, 10:29 »

I love the way my cat stands up on his hind legs and watches me eat, and then shyly takes any food I give him and runs off to eat it.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #90 on: 02 Jun 2010, 12:56 »

I love sunny days, and I love cycling!

I also love my brain. The world outside my brain is really quite boring. There is no sound outside, only rippling air. There is no color, only wavelengths of light. There are no smells, only chemicals. It's all fabricated by my brain. Just like love!
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #91 on: 02 Jun 2010, 13:17 »

What is love?

Love is a pretty frenzy


You know, I think it says something about my listening habits that I find it easier to hear the lyrics in death metal than here.
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #92 on: 02 Jun 2010, 14:46 »

No surprise, really - that recording was made in 1983 using pretty grotty equipment (unmatched Reslo ribbon mics; home-made preamps using power transistors to get a sufficiently quiet input; early Technics cassette recorder which distorted on record before the metal tape I was using had saturated).
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #93 on: 02 Jun 2010, 15:41 »

So wait, am I supposed to, like, post about loving this thread or something?

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Re: Love thread
« Reply #94 on: 02 Jun 2010, 16:42 »

If you want.

I was under the impression the thread was supposed to be like this
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Re: Love thread
« Reply #95 on: 02 Jun 2010, 23:38 »

I love watching different people's reactions to this thread.
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