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Marigold's Giggle

7 (14.9%)

Marigold Dishes to Hannelore!

6 (12.8%)

Momo fingering Hanner's pie

5 (10.6%)

Dale doing the Gendo

15 (31.9%)

Tai's Showerus Interruptus

0 (0%)

"Aaaaand there goes my boner."

10 (21.3%)

"Shoulda told me that in the shower. "

3 (6.4%)

Paaaannnncakkkkeeeee

1 (2.1%)

Total Members Voted: 38

[Tuitsuro]

Until I saw the Gendo posters, I was thinking Dale really needed Sven's cat right then. Because nothing says plotting like stroking a white cat. Just ask all the dudes that have played Ernst Blofield. Well, those that aren't dead, anyway.

Yes!  Then Marigold would be Bond, Momo would be Q, and Hannelore could be Pussy Galore! 

[Switchblade]

oh for.... look, if you're going to link to TVTropes at least lay down warning flares or something. I'm going to be here for a couple of hours now....

[steveh11]

OK, I'm obviously culturally deprived.  What's that "She has... potential" quote and shiny eyes/glasses stuff from?

[AngryCallCenterAgent]

<pounces>THAT'S CALLED A *SHINAI*!</pounces>

[Binary]

What is? That stick thing?     

According to Google "This one has potential" doesn't seem to be any kind of famous quote or meme.

Also, congratulations to Carl-E on the occasion of achieving a kilopost on the forums!

[snubnose]

It dimly reminds me of the comments of Darth Vader when he engaged Luke Skywalker in battle for the first time, at the end of the original Star Wars movie, later called "A new Hope".

But it was not "This one has potential", more like "The force is strong in this one" or some such.

[evilbobthebob]

Sorry, did you just call it the original Star Trek movie? I am disgusted.

But yeah he did say "The force is strong with this one" when he was tailing Luke on the Death Star.

[snubnose]

Yeah sorry I somehow always end up calling Star Trek Star Wars and vice versa.

[evilbobthebob]

Never go to a convention for either unless you want to be jumped on by lots of irate geeks 

[sudamerican]

*wonders offhandedly if Jeph's seen Evangelion 2.22 recently...*

is it any good?

also epic dale is epic. I'm telling you, ships like this one have already happened before, and in so many places

[Odin]

Never go to a convention for either unless you want to be jumped on by lots of irate geeks 

Who in their right mind ever actually goes to one of those conventions (other than the property creators)?

[evilbobthebob]

You'd be surprised. Though I don't go to conventions myself. I guess that make me sane?

[jordinyc]

You'd be surprised. Though I don't go to conventions myself. I guess that make me sane?

No, just not-broke. XD

[jwhouk]

First things first, Marigold was simply doing something completely in-character yesterday: tallying up what she's actually accomplished (or, as a WOW'er would probably say, checking out your stats).

Look: she celebrated with a happy dance when she got the rest of her armor; why wouldn't she be happy when she realizes, "hey, I kissed a boy (and I liked it!), and he touched my boob!"?

And as for today... you know, she never did ask Dale what HIS main's name was. Hubris, and all that.

[Carl-E]

Also, congratulations to Carl-E on the occasion of achieving a kilopost on the forums!

Thanks.  Like birthdays, this event would've passed unnoticed but for the attention you brought it!

[Border Reiver]

And only has meaning if you choose to let it.

[Binary]

Right, got it, there is to be no celebration of arbitrary elements of our common numbering system.  I can faithfully promise that I will not be posting anything to mark Carl-E's 1000th birthday!   

[Border Reiver]

Will you be away from the boards next Tuesday?

[Odin]

Right, got it, there is to be no celebration of arbitrary elements of our common numbering system.  I can faithfully promise that I will not be posting anything to mark Carl-E's 1000th birthday!   

Post Count is a worthless metric to gauge a poster's value.

[woonie]

Let's see...
1. WoW
2. Yotsuba
3. Haruhi
4. Eva

How many references can you squeeze into one strip? (or perhaps, one panel?)

[raoullefere]

But yeah he did say "The force is strong with this one" when he was tailing Luke on the Death Star.

Over the Death Star. Vader was tailing Luke over the Death Star. And, dammit, it still sounds, just……wrong, somehow.

[Tuitsuro]

*wonders offhandedly if Jeph's seen Evangelion 2.22 recently...*

is it any good?

It's amazing.  The Angels are all completely redesigned in CGI, and it looks absolutely beautiful.  They were also able to make the characters themselves more redeemable; Asuka's not nearly the bitch she was in the original series, and Shinji looks to actually have a pair.  The new pilot, Mari, is all sorts of awesome.  The only real criticism I've heard is the choice of music during two particular scenes.  But if you have a chance to torrent the HD version, it's worth it.  

[Heliphyneau]

Man, I am liking Dale more and more.  ^_^  And is that a . . . LARP sword behind him on the right?

Looks like a bamboo practice sword used in Kendo. Definitely not LARP material. Those things can be used as lethal weapons, practice sword or not.

Aha -- I don't LARP or do any martial arts, so I wasn't sure.  Thank you to AngryCallCenterAgent for the clarification -- it does indeed seem to be a Shinai: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinai

Learn something new everyday.  

GAH! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

But then, it was all foretold in the dead sea scrolls anyway. Shoulda seen it coming. XD

The dead sea scrolls told of red x's?  Damn, I guess you do learn something new every day!   

I'm not shipping Marigold and Dale -- in part because the second I root for two characters in anything to get together they won't, but also because I can't tell yet how much they'd have in common beyond WoW and anime (given what's on their walls) -- BUT I do think it would be awesome and fun if they did get together eventually.  The nemeses vibe between them now is cool enough though, Kill Bill theme and all.  And now, randomly, I want to see Momo do the Dramatic Prairie Dog turn-and-stare.

Question: Is the character in the poster on Dale's wall the same one that Marigold showed her hairstylist to get her current haircut?

[Dliessmgg]

I don't remember who it was, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't Haruhi.

[jwhouk]

What tasty treats are we in store for this week?

More Pies!    - 12 (17.6%)
Angus and Faye Make Out!    - 12 (17.6%)
Marigold turns into Faye 2.0!    - 14 (20.6%)
Hannelore and Tai Make Out!    - 10 (14.7%)
Tai's backstory emerges!    - 16 (23.5%)
More Pancakes with Porridge!    - 4 (5.9%)

Total Voters: 68

[HiFranc]

[...]

Yes!  Then Marigold would be Bond, Momo would be Q, and Hannelore could be Pussy Galore!

I see Momo more as Miss Money Penny and Hannelore as Q.

I am very pro Dalegold.

So am I.  My inner shipper is pleased by this strip.

[Binary]

Post Count is a worthless metric to gauge a poster's value.

<sigh> Thank you for taking the time to demolish a position that NO-ONE WAS ACTUALLY TAKING.

Part of Carl-E's 'value' is that he appreciates banter.

[Nightson]

I don't remember who it was, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't Haruhi.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1553

Rushuna Tendo

[Sorflakne]

Learn something new everyday.  

No, you know what, i see your Gendo, and raise you one Misato! XD

Wait...I've been doing that for years, it's how I sit normally at a table if I'm not eating.  Is that pose special or something?

[The Duke]

Ohnorobot seems to have left a number of comics untranscribed.  Or people haven't submitted transcriptions, I'm not entirely sure how the service works.  

Oh man, I had to break my personal rule of never searching the phrase "Fidel Castro pube-beard" on the Internet, and it was all for nothing.


Also, can someone link me to these pictures of people who look like Jeph's mental images people are talking about?

[jwhouk]

I don't remember who it was, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't Haruhi.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1553
Rushuna Tendo

It's a good thing the stylist didn't know who that was. I don't think Marigold would look good with hair that long.

And now that I look at it, that IS Haruhi on the wall behind Dale. Interesting...

[CEOIII]

... you know, she never did ask Dale what HIS main's name was. Hubris, and all that.

He's a night elf rogue. She figured "Feh, beneath me".

Now, I know jack about WOW (played the trading card game, not the PC game) so...........night elf rogues: Bad?

[Kugai]

And another awkward moment enters the books.

I think at this moment Tai is glad the curtains closed.

[Carl-E]

Right, got it, there is to be no celebration of arbitrary elements of our common numbering system.  I can faithfully promise that I will not be posting anything to mark Carl-E's 1000th birthday!   

Oh, you missed that one a while ago...

Post Count is a worthless metric to gauge a poster's value.

<sigh> Thank you for taking the time to demolish a position that NO-ONE WAS ACTUALLY TAKING.

Part of Carl-E's 'value' is that he appreciates banter.

Wait, what?  Value??

$32.95, not a penny more.  Not adjusted for inflation.  Tax and shiping not inclued.  Offer void where prohibited by law. 

It was always one of the more awkward moments back in college when you would go into one of the (coed) restrooms and there\'d be a couple people clearly goin\' at it in the shower.

Even more so in an all-guys dorm. 

[IlGreven]

And another awkward moment enters the books.

I think at this moment Tai is glad the curtains closed.

I don't think "glad" is the word so much as "cursing the gods above"...

[skine]

So...Marten is always 10 minutes late to work because Tai farts?

I'm sorry Jeph, but it appears you've lost the "thinking" part of your brain. Any instance where today's comic makes any sense is contradictory to any universe in existence.

But honestly, I know I'll be bitched at because THIS IS JEPH'S COMIC, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT! JEPH IS YOUR LORD AND MASTER, AND IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT IT, THEN YOU'RE WAGING WAR AGAINST GOD!

[Carl-E]

And another awkward moment enters the books.

I think at this moment Tai is glad the curtains closed.

I don't think "glad" is the word so much as "cursing the gods above"...

Probably not.  most gay women aren't into watching hetero sex.  

Of course, I could be wrong, not being a lesbian myself.  But I do live with a few, and know several others.  Among those I know, the thought of hetero sex triggers the "squick" reaction!  

[Nightson]

So...Marten is always 10 minutes late to work because Tai farts?

I'm sorry Jeph, but it appears you've lost the "thinking" part of your brain. Any instance where today's comic makes any sense is contradictory to any universe in existence.

But honestly, I know I'll be bitched at because THIS IS JEPH'S COMIC, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT! JEPH IS YOUR LORD AND MASTER, AND IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT IT, THEN YOU'RE WAGING WAR AGAINST GOD!

Marten's late because he's having sex with Dora.


Dumbass.

[Akima]

And another awkward moment enters the books. I think at this moment Tai is glad the curtains closed.

Does today's strip count as a fart joke, a toilet joke, or a coitus interruptus joke? All class, all the way in any event. I think Tai's been living in dorms too long, and what's going to happen when she flushes? More screaming from the other side of the curtain, that's what.

[westrim]

So...Marten is always 10 minutes late to work because Tai farts?

I'm sorry Jeph, but it appears you've lost the "thinking" part of your brain. Any instance where today's comic makes any sense is contradictory to any universe in existence.

But honestly, I know I'll be bitched at because THIS IS JEPH'S COMIC, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT! JEPH IS YOUR LORD AND MASTER, AND IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT IT, THEN YOU'RE WAGING WAR AGAINST GOD!

Not sure if troll...

[Tuitsuro]

That was the worst porno ever.  

[Mad Cat]

Considering Tai's had designs on Dora, seeing her in mid-coitus with her underling would be...

Trauma doesn't quite capture the full scope of it.

[raoullefere]

And another awkward moment enters the books. I think at this moment Tai is glad the curtains closed.

Does today's strip count as a fart joke, a toilet joke, or a coitus interruptus joke? All class, all the way in any event. I think Tai's been living in dorms too long, and what's going to happen when she flushes? More screaming from the other side of the curtain, that's what.

It's a triple score, for sure. And flushing's okay, so long as it doesn't do what it did in my dorm. We wrote lyrics about it:
(Sing to the Sons Of The Pioneers' "Cool Water")
Hey there, man, don't you flush that can
'Cause it takes away cold water from my shower.
Shower Shower!
Warm, clean shower
Shower Shower!

If the weather turns cold, the pipes might burst
So I hope I'm the one who gets there first
To shower

Well, you get the idea. And yes, as you can see, we didn't get much studying done. Also, our dorm was decrepit.

I'll add I, too, am glad the fart didn't stimulate Marten. Just because.

[snubnose]

You'd be surprised. Though I don't go to conventions myself. I guess that make me sane?

Who wants to be sane in this mad world ? It would drive you crazy. *manic laughter* SCNR

And another awkward moment enters the books.

I think at this moment Tai is glad the curtains closed.

I don't think "glad" is the word so much as "cursing the gods above"...

Did you somehow manage to miss the part of Tai being completely gay ? She's be all "eww naked man eww".

[akronnick]

Way to keep things gassyclassy Jeph Jacques!

[skine]

Sorry, I didn't mean to be a troll.

It's mostly that I meant to point out how this comic really doesn't make sense.

The problem is that I've criticized the comic in the past, often with the only defense being: "It's Jeph's comic, he can do what he wants!"

I'm sorry for being so strong on the defensive, but I'm sure it's understandable given the culture of this site.

[HiFranc]

Hang on, hasn't Tai frequently commented on how punctual Marten is?

I've found one example but I remember there being a lot more.

[J]

And another awkward moment enters the books.

I think at this moment Tai is glad the curtains closed.

I don't think "glad" is the word so much as "cursing the gods above"...

Did you somehow manage to miss the part of Tai being completely gay ? She's be all "eww naked man eww".

logically, shouldn't that reaction be canceled out by her being all "yay naked woman yay" thus creating a completely neutral reaction?

[skine]

Also, if "Marten's late because he's having sex with Dora, Dumass," then this comic is rendered completely stupid.

If the comic did make sense, then it would require Tai to happen to fart every morning Marten works, causing Marten to lose his boner while having shower sex.  

[akronnick]

Umm, no. Just no.

Not sure if troll...

[gump]My mama used to say "Troll is as troll does..."[/gump]