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Author Topic: Anything interesting going on in these here parts, lately?  (Read 9888 times)

Professor Snuggles

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Just Wondering.
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Nah, just the usual stuff... How are your parts?
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It's been a long time since much was going on in these parts. Incidentally, it was years before that since you last did anything interesting. Glad you decided to drop by and remind us what a boring, condescending brat you are.

go away.
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remind us what a boring, condescending brat you are.

Condescending yes, but boring never.

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Funny, I don't typically find threads people make about themselves interesting.
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Threadshitting is kinda lame, even if it is a Kiff thread.
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Threadshitting happens a lot, even in threads that are actually interesting. It's how this forum rolls.
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Alternatively, we could not post in his thread and give him the satisfaction. This is the same mistake everybody has made regarding Kiff for years.

Starting now I propose everybody just leave the thread alone. Same with any future inflammatory threads.
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Christ you guys are so fucking boring. Here you are, you've been given carte blanche to tell the most fabulous lies you can imagine, and all you can think to do is bitch and moan about Kieffer, again.
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Kieffer while you were away the forum was threatened with legal action by FIFA because somebody mentioned Burger King in the World Cup thread, but the offending post was deleted, the matter was settled out of court, and now the forum is owned by McDonalds.
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Linds became addicted to pain killers and we had an intervention thread.  Unfortunately I was at work so I missed the whole damn thing.  PM someone for more details.
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I am now addicted to amphetamines and may or may not use a unicorn as my main mode of transportation. I call him Jellybean. He is the prettiest pony there ever was.
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It's been a long time since much was going on in these parts. Incidentally, it was years before that since you last did anything interesting. Glad you decided to drop by and remind us what a boring, condescending brat you are.

Despite whatever applicable validity there may or may not be to your expressed opinions, this thread in and of itself is not, in my opinion, particularly indicative of the character traits you suggest.
While one possible reading may well be that the poster suggests nothing interesting happened in his absence and that he is also important enough to deserve a recap on significant details, that is not the only possible reading.
One could instead read an honest interest in the content of the board, and a desire to hear interesting news without wading through pages of people telling Patrick not to be stupid etc.

Kieffer not much has happened.
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Hey Kieff I helped make one of these on Saturday

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we are all still dicks so i guess that is a thing?
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i went to chicago with a few other folks from the forum. it was really fun! we stayed at a nice apartment and saw some awesome bands and i drank a lot and smoked a lot and i did not throw up even once, not even a little bit.
then i came back to toronto and had not really planned emotionally for that and also found out that a replacement for the job i do at work was hired while i was away and as a result i have experienced a very severe cut in the amount of hours i work, to the point where i am basically kind of unemployed, and now i am wallowing in some dang immense super depression and life is shit but hey what can you do.
to keep myself busy i am cleaning and starting the early stages of getting my shit together to move to vancouver in august, it is the biggest move i have ever made in my life and i think i might end up staying there forever! or at least for a while. i am pretty terrified but to be honest i am pretty much always either really terrified or really depressed, with brief periods of sleeping or screaming in between, i guess everyone knows that by now and that's all anyone really needs to know about my life. tania is always terrified and screaming about something.
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i was gone for a week but dovey was too insensitive to notice, that prick.
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I didn't have internet at home for a month and when I got back we had a video chatroom. FUTURE
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Linds became addicted to pain killers and we had an intervention thread.  Unfortunately I was at work so I missed the whole damn thing.

It didn't go so well, man. We ended up with more prescription drug addicts than we started with.
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I mean Linds sold the whole thing pretty hard, so, you know.
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Khar might have mentioned that he didn't like football.

Or maybe it was South Africa.

Or both, perhaps.
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I actually managed to get a girlfriend.
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Haha, fabulous invention! Well done, Jace.
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I moved to japan to practice kendo in a city where there is nothing at all.

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Hey Kieff I helped make one of these on Saturday

seriously man look at that thing

that is an event

when I got back we had a video chatroom. FUTURE

Are you talking about chatroulette?

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I mean Linds sold the whole thing pretty hard, so, you know.

The high was pretty great. But I changed my ways and in turn found something better. Rehab gives you SUCH useful advice!

Jellybean says hello!
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No no, tinychat.
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Kieffer while you were away the forum was threatened with legal action by FIFA because somebody mentioned Burger King in the World Cup thread, but the offending post was deleted, the matter was settled out of court, and now the forum is owned by McDonalds.

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Just Wondering.

no and also fuck you  :evil:
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actually kieffer my life is a fairy cloud of cigarette smoke and skate 2 and also i learned how to make an awesome grilled pizza and my parents bought a smoker. are you still buff as hell. that's not a joke, i'm legit impressed by your dedication to rock climbing and physical fortitude.
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Jeez a dude inquires as to how some people he used to kick it with are doing and a bunch of mofuckas jump down his throat.

Johnny I am going climbing right now, tryna get back in better shape. Also I have a pork tenderloin marinating in orange juice, soy, sriracha, Ginger and Garlic right now!
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Post more about stuff you cook Kiff, seriously.

Anyway sean was gone for a while and I pretended I didn't notice, god what a whiny little bitch that dude is.

And one time I saw a blimp!
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Christ now I can't tell what's a lie and what isn't.

I'm just going to assume you're all lying.

Business as usual, then.
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Also LeeC, StaedlerMars, and Dliessmgg decided to make their own religion based upon a theological discussion they were having over PMs.  Shit got real when they made a website, got over a hundred million hits in a day, and are getting offers to start different temples in some pretty good communities

Honestly I have no idea what its about.  Some people tried to explain it to me but it just seems far too complicated for me.
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Hey Kieff I helped make one of these on Saturday



What the fuck is this and can I have a recipe.

I dunno what to make for dinner tonight, guys.

Or for lunch, for that matter.
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Spanish rice is basically a cheap bastardization of paella. If you are in Spain, all you need to know to eat and drink is paella and sangria. Every place will sell those things and every place does it a little different.
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We didn't even use spanish rice. We got italian instead.
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Spanish rice is basically a cheap bastardization of paella.
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Like I mean Alex I am always open to be educated but I look at paella I look at "Spanish" rice and I am thinking that is kind of what is happening there.
Not to crap on spanish rice at all, I love the stuff, but it seems pretty much like it is a weak form of paella.
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I just think it's ridiculously unfair. Paella is a finished dish. Rice is a side like when you're eating mole poblano and other awesome shit, and tossing some crustaceans and such in there wouldn't necessarily improve anything.
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You can like comments on Facebook now. Soon, we'll be able to like posts on here. FUTURE.
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you've been able to do that for weeks dogg, get with the times
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FUTURE.

It's like how Internet commerce is getting.  I buy a book: they get the money, I get the book.  Then I get the emails asking me to rate the transaction...  WTF?  We exchanged money for goods; end of - stop bothering me.
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Everything gone done got fucked.
Kieffer come back to the internet sometime and let's actually catch up and by that I mean lemme tell you about this really cute girl.
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Just Wondering.

I've been wondering why "wondering" in this post is in capitals. I've decided it's Kieffer's trademark. Kieffer: Just Wondering.™
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You can like comments on Facebook now. Soon, we'll be able to like posts on here. FUTURE.

There's this new feature were you can punch people and they'll get real life feedback. It's actually why NQG stopped posting.
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i stopped posting for like a month. however, i got shane and dovey to summarize the forums for me on fb and twitter so i don't really feel like i've missed out on much.  

hi kieff. are we still cool? will you make me some sort of delicious pasta dish?



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This thread will now spontaneously merge with one of the Love threads.
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tommy you've made two posts so far and neither is an explanation of what happened to you in america after chicago? did homeland security bust your ass or something
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