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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #50 on: 16 Nov 2007, 20:26 »

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Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #51 on: 16 Nov 2007, 21:24 »

Guys, stop bothering. You all contributed to the map and hence I can and will come to all of your homes to destroy you and thus claim the prize.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #52 on: 16 Nov 2007, 23:16 »

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #53 on: 17 Nov 2007, 01:13 »

what, and get all the bad parts without the good part?

that's like getting an icecream headache without getting to eat the icecream first. you should feel bad for even suggesting it.

I don't.
Besides is the topic not "Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby", that does not mean "Johnny C, I want to have awesome unprotected sex with you and subsequently become pregnant with the 2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."
But hey, semantics are a crazy thing. I must be speaking different English due to me being stuck on gaint semi-useless arid island.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #54 on: 17 Nov 2007, 01:29 »

None of you have what I have with Johnny. NONE.
I've known him longer.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #55 on: 17 Nov 2007, 06:54 »



I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Also this thread has caused that song "I Wanna Have Your Babies" to be stuck in my head since yesterday. This does not make me happy.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #56 on: 17 Nov 2007, 07:32 »

You think he'd be happy with a torch-carrying mob showing up at his door, ready to fuck him?

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #57 on: 17 Nov 2007, 07:49 »

Besides is the topic not "Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby", that does not mean "Johnny C, I want to have awesome unprotected sex with you and subsequently become pregnant with the 2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."

Not only is this the worst pun ever but damnit, how they get the baby is my decision.

I am going to be the world's best sperm donor.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #58 on: 17 Nov 2007, 08:34 »

I am reminded of the part of Catch-22 where Yossarian planned to populate the world with his illegitimate children by traveling around making donations to sperm banks.

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #59 on: 17 Nov 2007, 09:42 »

Joe Hocking compared me to one of my favourite literary characters.

He is now in the lead.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #60 on: 17 Nov 2007, 10:40 »

tania has a point with her picture, we need to settle this in the ring

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #61 on: 17 Nov 2007, 12:00 »

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #62 on: 17 Nov 2007, 12:21 »

It took me a couple of seconds to work out that it wasn't an insect of some sort and then I just thought 'that is awesome.'
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #63 on: 17 Nov 2007, 12:32 »

That took me like 25 minutes in MS Paint.

It's an isopod/luchadoress/black-belt with huge muscles/Tania with an Ani DiFranco album.

Yes, I actually looked up what the dust jacket for Not A Pretty Girl looks like.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #64 on: 17 Nov 2007, 12:34 »

Besides is the topic not "Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby", that does not mean "Johnny C, I want to have awesome unprotected sex with you and subsequently become pregnant with the 2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."

Not only is this the worst pun ever but damnit, how they get the baby is my decision.

I am going to be the world's best sperm donor.

Pun where? I never make the intentionally.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #65 on: 17 Nov 2007, 12:48 »

"2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."

A hur hur hur!
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #66 on: 17 Nov 2007, 18:24 »

Guys, stop bothering. You all contributed to the map and hence I can and will come to all of your homes to destroy you and thus claim the prize.

Yes, but some of us guessed because that site was so godawful slow. Those of us who did this have the advantage.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #67 on: 15 Jul 2010, 01:40 »

who's still down
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #68 on: 15 Jul 2010, 01:50 »

i'm already carrying your baby jc, we're gonna be together forever now

i wouldn't ask too many questions if i were you but just know that i warned you three years ago that this could go the easy way or the hard way and you brought this upon yourself and now you are going to pay
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #69 on: 15 Jul 2010, 02:10 »

Sorry JC but im not down even the thought of having hairy arse sex with you horrifies me,
Further more i have seen what kinda facial hair you have and i will not smack my dick in that face.


I know you are sweet guy but im a shallow dude.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #70 on: 15 Jul 2010, 02:46 »

i'm already carrying your baby jc, we're gonna be together forever now

i wouldn't ask too many questions if i were you but just know that i warned you three years ago that this could go the easy way or the hard way and you brought this upon yourself and now you are going to pay

Tania I don't remember ever seeing that pic of you before

If that JohnnyC cad done ever treat you wrong I've got awfully big and tear-absorbent shoulders just ripe for the leanin'
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #71 on: 15 Jul 2010, 03:20 »

The picture I posted has since 404'd and I would really like to find out what exactly it was.

My exact description of it several posts down does not jog my memory.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #72 on: 15 Jul 2010, 03:31 »

hey hey hey

I'm in Switzerland. Switzerland is next to Austria. There's a village in Austria.



So, me and only me.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #73 on: 15 Jul 2010, 03:41 »

Does that mean "Please- do not steal the sign!?"
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #74 on: 15 Jul 2010, 03:45 »

It means "Please - not that fast!".
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #75 on: 15 Jul 2010, 04:01 »

Austria's for sloooow fucking, baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvkRZookFM
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #76 on: 15 Jul 2010, 11:40 »

Moar liek slow-fucking babies, amirite
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #77 on: 15 Jul 2010, 16:03 »

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #78 on: 15 Jul 2010, 17:05 »

Quaaaaaaaid!!
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #80 on: 27 Jul 2010, 12:23 »

if you think i haven't already heard that song or something you are sadly mistaken
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #81 on: 27 Jul 2010, 14:50 »

Hey man.

Hey, man.

You just told the retarded kid at a party that you didn't like his joke because it was old.

Why would you do that, Johnny.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #82 on: 27 Jul 2010, 14:55 »

 :laugh:
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #83 on: 27 Jul 2010, 15:27 »

Guys. I've got the One-Up on all of you.

I'm black. Multiracial relationships are the best. :mrgreen:
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #84 on: 28 Jul 2010, 13:10 »

I hear tell that once you have ventured into relationships with people of darker shades of skin, you continue to have a predilection for it.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #85 on: 01 Aug 2010, 09:50 »

sig'd

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #86 on: 02 Aug 2010, 14:35 »

I saw Shotgun Jimmie again this weekend and it re-affirmed my belief that a Shotgun Jimmie is what a Johnny C evolves into after he has won enough poke-battles.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #87 on: 03 Aug 2010, 02:47 »

shotgun jimmie rules
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