I am pretty miserable at going down on a lady
I can't really work out in my head why it's not cool to bone your sister as long as you don't make babies
Once I got drunk and threw up in the vegetable drawer of an old disused fridge while dressed as a cat
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"
Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.
Tina Turner kicking the crap out of Zombie Ike Turner?
you it be the mics taht are broked?
But then again, I used to dress like the bastard child of a drug-addled punk and a shrubbery.
Confession: I liked the reboot of the series they did a few years back
Even Skeletor loves puppies