Topic: WCDT - August 9-13, 2010 (1726-1730) (Read 23526 times)

Mad Cat · « **Reply #50 on:** 10 Aug 2010, 23:33 »

Remind me... what comes after the dick joke and the ass joke?

Better yet, don't remind me.

akronnick · « **Reply #51 on:** 10 Aug 2010, 23:37 »

Two words:lactose intolerant!

snubnose · « **Reply #52 on:** 10 Aug 2010, 23:59 »

Quote from: Mad Cat on 10 Aug 2010, 23:33

Remind me... what comes after the dick joke and the ass joke?

Better yet, don't remind me.

I dont want to know either !

There, now somebody is going to tell it for sure.

Ferahgo the Assassin · « **Reply #53 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 01:00 »

I read the last panel in today's comment from left to right, rather than top to bottom, so I read Pintsize's comment before Marten's question.

I think it's much funnier this way.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #54 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 04:52 »

I'm going to paraphrase Gimli slightly - "Keep breathing Faye, that's the ticket." And after Pintsize gets out of the Freezer, then what?

Carl-E · « **Reply #55 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 06:26 »

Waffles!

jwhouk · « **Reply #56 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 06:52 »

Describe Angus and Faye's first date in one word:

Doomed.    - 2 (3%)
Failure.    - 1 (1.5%)
Hilarious!    - 15 (22.7%)
Fireworks.    - 10 (15.2%)
Hospitalization.    - 20 (30.3%)
Mediocre.    - 4 (6.1%)
Marriage!    - 3 (4.5%)
Schizophrenic.    - 5 (7.6%)
Legen.... (wait for it) ...dary.    - 6 (9.1%)

Total Voters: 66

Varian7 · « **Reply #57 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 07:17 »

Maybe this time in the freezer Pintsize will get his mutant ice powers!

WestEnder67 · « **Reply #58 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 08:13 »

Statistically 10% of all dates will end in anal.

Analyst · « **Reply #59 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 09:02 »

Quote from: WestEnder67 on 11 Aug 2010, 08:13

Statistically 10% of all dates will end in anal.

Whoa! I need to have more dates!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #60 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 09:32 »

Just bear in mind that there is a statistical variance of + or minus 90%.

And that 90% of all stats are made up on the spot.

Carl-E · « **Reply #61 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 10:40 »

Quote from: Analyst on 11 Aug 2010, 09:02

Quote from: WestEnder67 on 11 Aug 2010, 08:13
Statistically 10% of all dates will end in anal.

Whoa! I need to have more dates!

Be sure to get the ones that are already pitted.

And Reiver, that's only 46% of all stats that are made up on the spot. I know, I teach that crap for a living. Please, don't make it worse than it already is!

Twain said it best; "Figures don't lie, but Liars know how to figure."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #62 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 11:22 »

Don't forget "There are lies, damn lies, and statistics."

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #63 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 12:15 »

Quote from: Analyst on 11 Aug 2010, 09:02

Quote from: WestEnder67 on 11 Aug 2010, 08:13
Statistically 10% of all dates will end in anal.

Whoa! I need to have more dates!

Fantastic post/name synergy.

The Duke · « **Reply #64 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 14:03 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 11 Aug 2010, 11:22

Don't forget "There are lies, damn lies, and statistics."

raoullefere · « **Reply #65 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 15:58 »

That there's a right purty pitchure, but I think we're talking about a progression, not an intersection.

Quote from: Carl-E on 11 Aug 2010, 10:40

Quote from: Analyst on 11 Aug 2010, 09:02
Quote from: WestEnder67 on 11 Aug 2010, 08:13
Statistically 10% of all dates will end in anal.

Whoa! I need to have more dates!

Be sure to get the ones that are already pitted.

I won't say it, I won't, I won't, I won't, oh, god yes I will!
Because as a sexual experience, taking a virginity is much overrated?

Quote from: Carl-E on 11 Aug 2010, 10:40

And Reiver, that's only 46% of all stats that are made up on the spot. I know, I teach that crap for a living. Please, don't make it worse than it already is!

That would be damned near impossible. 'Cause it's messy and full of inconsistency, unlike, you know, nice subjects.

Like grammar.

westrim · « **Reply #66 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 16:08 »

Quote from: The Duke on 11 Aug 2010, 14:03

Quote from: Border Reiver on 11 Aug 2010, 11:22
Don't forget "There are lies, damn lies, and statistics."
IMAGE

And Venn diagrams, apparently.

Carl-E · « **Reply #67 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 17:31 »

Venn was anal-retentive.

A set for everything, and everything in its set...

akronnick · « **Reply #68 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 20:11 »

Yelling Bird tonight because Jeph is really sick.

I don't get sick often, but when I get sick in the summer it's 100 times worse than in the winter.

I guess any virus that can infect your ass when it's 90 degrees out is not something you want to fuck with.

Feel better, Jeph.

Akima · « **Reply #69 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 20:56 »

Quote from: akronnick on 11 Aug 2010, 20:11

Yelling Bird tonight because Jeph is really sick.

Giving blowjobs to whales... That's difficult to swallow!

Carl-E · « **Reply #70 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 21:53 »

[facepalm]

And the whales down by the P-town docks are a bunch of pretty tough customers.

Good luck, Jeph!

celticgeek · « **Reply #71 on:** 11 Aug 2010, 22:16 »

Get well soon, Jeph!

Iechyd Da!

Kugai · « **Reply #72 on:** 12 Aug 2010, 00:00 »

Get ~~whale~~ well soon Jeph

akronnick · « **Reply #73 on:** 12 Aug 2010, 03:15 »

Quote from: Kugai on 12 Aug 2010, 00:00

Get ~~whale~~ well soon Jeph

And Kugai takes the lead!

Well played sir.

Somebody · « **Reply #74 on:** 12 Aug 2010, 06:18 »

Quote from: Analyst on 11 Aug 2010, 09:02

Quote from: WestEnder67 on 11 Aug 2010, 08:13
Statistically 10% of all dates will end in anal.

Whoa! I need to have more dates!

Remember that includes repeat dates. And male/male.

ysth · « **Reply #75 on:** 12 Aug 2010, 08:50 »

I miss indietits.

Binary · « **Reply #76 on:** 12 Aug 2010, 12:15 »

So now we know the REAL reason they're called 'sperm whales'...

lisavilisa · « **Reply #77 on:** 12 Aug 2010, 20:31 »

Get well Jeph!

zagraf · « **Reply #78 on:** 12 Aug 2010, 22:37 »

Speedy recovery, Jeph!

Also, re tonight's strip: I wish I had that dog's power to slap people far off into the distance.

raoullefere · « **Reply #79 on:** 12 Aug 2010, 22:48 »

Her dog-fu is… impressive.

Good luck with the medical-industrial complex, Jeph.

Akima · « **Reply #80 on:** 12 Aug 2010, 22:51 »

Get well soon, Jeph.

My Grandma would prescribe "hot sour soup". She prescribes it for everything; it's kind of the chicken soup of northern China. Which should not be thickened with cornstarch pace thousands of bad Chinese restaurants.

sterlingdragon · « **Reply #81 on:** 12 Aug 2010, 23:20 »

In regards to poll topic;
Why the hell CAN'T it be anal?

J · « **Reply #82 on:** 12 Aug 2010, 23:51 »

hot & sour soup is great for clearing sinuses. even if they're not blocked to begin with. hope jeph takes it easy and gets better this weekend.

also, shebly is now my favorite filler character

also again, is that supposed to be anyone in particular in the comic?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #83 on:** 13 Aug 2010, 04:22 »

Quote from: sterlingdragon on 12 Aug 2010, 23:20

In regards to poll topic;
Why the hell CAN'T it be anal?

Because.

Now go clean your room!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #84 on:** 13 Aug 2010, 04:24 »

Quote from: J on 12 Aug 2010, 23:51

also again, is that supposed to be anyone in particular in the comic?

Might be Sweet Tits?
Difficult to tell without her red hair.

jordinyc · « **Reply #85 on:** 13 Aug 2010, 05:14 »

I'M IN DESPAIR!!

BIG FLUFFY PUNCHY DOGS HAVE LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!

jwhouk · « **Reply #86 on:** 13 Aug 2010, 06:22 »

Quote from: sterlingdragon on 12 Aug 2010, 23:20

In regards to poll topic;
Why the hell CAN'T it be anal?

To quote Raven: "Ew."

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #87 on:** 13 Aug 2010, 06:23 »

explanalink

Varian7 · « **Reply #88 on:** 13 Aug 2010, 09:15 »

Hope you feel better soon Jeph, and that the antibiotics start to kick in!

I love Shelby comics, today's was great.

raoullefere · « **Reply #89 on:** 13 Aug 2010, 12:10 »

We can relax—Jeph's safely ~~doped up~~ medicated. Now if only he takes all his anti-bi's, and doesn't save some for later the way many of my elder kin do.

Quote from: sterlingdragon on 12 Aug 2010, 23:20

In regards to poll topic;
Why the hell CAN'T it be anal?

Because Pintsize is never right—even when he is. Those who must deal with children regularly likely understand this.

wgabrie · « **Reply #90 on:** 13 Aug 2010, 22:28 »

I love the punching dog.

westrim · « **Reply #91 on:** 13 Aug 2010, 23:16 »

Quote from: raoullefere on 13 Aug 2010, 12:10

We can relax—Jeph's safely ~~doped up~~ medicated. Now if only he takes all his anti-bi's, and doesn't save some for later the way many of my elder kin do.

You have elder kin? I thought you were the elder.

But yes, old people helping along the creations of superbugs with misguided frugality ticks me off.

raoullefere · « **Reply #92 on:** 13 Aug 2010, 23:59 »

Quote from: westrim on 13 Aug 2010, 23:16

You have elder kin? I thought you were the elder.

You have no idea.

jwhouk · « **Reply #93 on:** 14 Aug 2010, 05:59 »

What REALLY is the last 10%?

Fire.    - 1 (2.9%)
Floods.    - 0 (0%)
Famine.    - 0 (0%)
Pestilence.    - 5 (14.3%)
Nuclear Holocaust.    - 11 (31.4%)
Earthquakes.    - 1 (2.9%)
A Bad Hair Day.    - 1 (2.9%)
Blood.    - 6 (17.1%)
Asps.    - 10 (28.6%)

Total Voters: 35

raoullefere · « **Reply #94 on:** 14 Aug 2010, 11:09 »

This poll made the phrase: "There is no choice but anal" cross my mind.

Bad poll! <swats with newspaper> Bad BAD poll!

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