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[cheesepie]

Hello people. I haven't posted on these forums in quite a long time.

Anyway, so this is a huge dilemna I have a fair amount of weed I could rollone really big pure weed joint (not even that big though like just bigger than a cigarette), or I could roll half of it and add tobacco and then smoke another dooby tomorrow in Madrid. (Oh cause I'm moving from Barcelona to Madrid tomorrow and I will probably wanna smoke one there..)
 Or... i could not smoke a doobie and keep smoking pipes, conserve and not enjoy the doobie stylez.. This last option I'm not too fond of because I like doobies...
 this is a tough decision

any advices?

[Josefbugman]

If this is a big problem then you seriously need to get out more.

Also, why not just buy more weed?

[sean]

trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll

[Ptommydski]

Nevermind your friends.

[beat mouse]

I didn't realize that one joint constituted a fair amount in other places of the world.

[KharBevNor]

I suppose if you roll a very fat pure weed joint, which is a ridiculous way to smoke weed.

Anyway, the answer is always Dopethrone

[BlahBlah]

VALIUM
CSHKCSHK
VALIUM-AH

[sean]

you should get a bowl and smoke pot like a normal human being

[Dliessmgg]

eat chocolate

but not the weak shit, at least 70%

[Jimmy the Squid]

You should stop fucking saying doobie. Cunt.

[Lines]

Stick it up your pooper.

[Ballard]

trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll

unnecessary

You should stop fucking saying doobie. Cunt.

unnecessary also douchey

Stick it up your pooper.

approximately ten times less worth the time it took to read than the original post

Guys, this is why someone's always bitching that the forums used to be more interesting than they are now. We've compartmentalized all major topics of conversation (sharing music, pictures of us, pictures of funny shit on the internet, fashion and body modification, drugs and alcohol) into a few bloated megathreads and then everything else generally dies before it hits page 3.

Then occasionally people who are new post threads that could easily be made entertaining and we shit all over them. It's stupid and not conducive to having an interesting forum. Keep the cliques at least to meebo, won't you?

[David_Dovey]

It's a fair enough point but you probably should have waited for a better thread to make it. I honestly don't wanna consider the ramifications of this thread not being a troll

[Lines]

I honestly do not see how saying, "Stick it up your pooper," is as bad as say he's a troll or a cunt. (Of which he is neither.) Yes, you do make a valid point, but I honestly do not give a shit what someone does with their weed. My initial thought was to type, "Flush is down a toilet if it's that hard of a decision to make," but I didn't because I didn't want to create a fuss, so I made a flippant comment that honestly means nothing more than a silly comment. Sorry Gene, I like you, but your post was just as useless as the three you quoted. I don't usually comment on drugs because I'm not in control of what people put in their bodies, but that doesn't stop me from thinking that drugs are stupid, so I'm going to make stupid comments about stupid things when I feel like it.

[Ballard]

I don't see any evidence of trolling.

Dude's high, posting about what is currently important to him (in which manner should he get more high) in order to see what other people around the world think about it. That's how forums work, isn't it?

Personally, I always prefer a pipe over paper. I smoke half a pack to a pack of cigarettes a day without any trouble, but for some reason even a small pull of a joint or spliff chokes me up. Additionally, I fucking hate smoke in my eyes. That shit hurts and is hard to avoid if you're holding a lit roach.

Damn you OP you make me wish I had some weed.

[Ballard]

I don't usually comment on drugs because I'm not in control of what people put in their bodies

You should've stuck with this.

It's pretty common sense that if you have nothing worthwhile to say about a subject, you should just pass on the conversation.

If you think smoking pot is stupid or have no opinion on this guy's weed, you shouldn't have posted in this thread. Instead of passively avoiding it you chose to shit it up with a dumb meme that is of no value whatsoever both in and out of context.

so I'm going to make stupid comments about stupid things when I feel like it.

This is welcome, rational and/or justifiable.

[Eris]

Oh hey, is it time for people to complain about how cliquey we are again? I was sure we had a few more weeks left before this conversation came up again.

Honestly, this is a pretty dumb thread, and until Eugene brought up this bullshit again I was happy to look in on it but not contribute because I really didn't give a shit about a guy and his weed. I don't think the guy is a troll (I do think he is a cunt for calling it a doobie) and I think Eugene is overracting over some flippant comments that one would hope the OP would take in his stride.

Eugene, if you are so annoyed that there aren't any new threads then make some yourself! Make some that encourage people to post in them! Spam the boards with posts until people get the shits and you get tempbanned! But don't be all high and mighty about it in the meantime.

[Ballard]

I'm addressing the condition of the forums overall which prevents new threads from becoming good threads.

Some of the most fondly remembered threads started out as hideously stupid shit. Considering the amount of people on this forum who enjoy weed, this isn't that stupid a thread.

He's from fucking Spain. Who's to say he's using the word doobie ironically? And even if he was, who are either of you to decide which drug slang is acceptable and which isn't?

[David_Dovey]

I remember we had a really good talk a while back on drug slang, which was mostly good because it was just Brett (user:Hat) haranguing everyone and generally  being an awesome cunt. It is also where I was introduced to the term "punch a cone" which is honestly a fucking fantastic and evocative way of describing the act of potsmokery.

What I am basically saying is that this forum would be way better if Brett came back

[Patrick]

Guy spelled "dilemma" wrong, burn him at the stake, the sum'bitch

[Ballard]

I remember we had a really good talk a while back on drug slang, which was mostly good because it was just Brett (user:Hat) haranguing everyone and generally  being an awesome cunt. It is also where I was introduced to the term "punch a cone" which is honestly a fucking fantastic and evocative way of describing the act of potsmokery.

That is an excellent phrase. I'm quite fond of "partaking in the devil's lettuce" as these things go.

P.S. this is what I mean about mediocre or shit threads starting interesting conversations. I missed that thread entirely and would be pleased if we spawned a repeat.

What I am basically saying is that this forum would be way better if Brett came back

I heartily endorse this statement.

[David_Dovey]

Actually now I think about it Brett was at least partways (if not wholly) responsible for spawning my other favourite term for doing drugs, which is "fighting the war on drugs" e.g; "I need help fighting the war on drugs on Friday night, who's with me?" or "Man I was fighting the war on like four different drugs that night"

[Elizzybeth]

On the topic of weed slang, my group of friends (tongue-in-cheekly) calls it "wiggly hands": American Sign Language for tree is wiggling your hand.  (e.g. "Are you down for some wiggly hands?" "Are we wiggling our hands tonight?")

[Spluff]

That is an excellent phrase. I'm quite fond of "partaking in the devil's lettuce" as these things go.

P.S. this is what I mean about mediocre or shit threads starting interesting conversations. I missed that thread entirely and would be pleased if we spawned a repeat.

And yet you shat all over the post that started that line of conversation.

[Christophe]

My friends are fond of calling the ganja "Pokemon".

They're all grass-type, if you must know.

[Ballard]

That is an excellent phrase. I'm quite fond of "partaking in the devil's lettuce" as these things go.

P.S. this is what I mean about mediocre or shit threads starting interesting conversations. I missed that thread entirely and would be pleased if we spawned a repeat.

And yet you shat all over the post that started that line of conversation.

Awesome derailing is often unintentional. Either way it can be accomplished without being mean-spirited.

[Jimmy the Squid]

I refuse to apologise for how stupid a word "doobie" is and how much it infuriates me.

When I was in Boston 0bessions and I referred to smoking pot as "going to the circus" and buying pot as "buying circus tickets". This lead to hilarious misunderstandings when Pen asked if we could take her daughter to the circus as well.

I remember we had a really good talk a while back on drug slang, which was mostly good because it was just Brett (user:Hat) haranguing everyone and generally  being an awesome cunt. It is also where I was introduced to the term "punch a cone" which is honestly a fucking fantastic and evocative way of describing the act of potsmokery.

What I am basically saying is that this forum would be way better if Brett came back

You hadn't heard that term before? Must be an East Coast thing. Also it only applies to smoking through a bong. Joints and pipes don't really have cone pieces and thus you cannot punch them.

[beat mouse]

I refuse to apologise for how stupid a word "doobie" is and how much it infuriates me.

This is silly. Get over it. "smoking a doobie" is not some retarded catchphrase paully shore drops, it's just smoking a doobie. I understand that nobody likes stereotypical stonerisms, and much like cussing it has to be done properly to ensure you dont sound ridiculous, but to rageboner over the word doobie is pretty unnecessary. (edited for redundant adjectives)

[Jimor]

Man, I thought this was going to be a Tom Johnston vs. Michael McDonald thread. Y'all suck!

[Eris]

To be fair, I didn't take it as jimmy raging out over the word. It was more that it is making the guy seem like a stereotypical stoner, who generally are more annoying than actual stoners who don't spout that bullshit. I work with a pretty big stoner and I have never heard her use the term 'doobie', and if I did I would have told her she sounded like a dumbarse.

Also, maybe it is a cultural thing in terms of vernacular, but jimmy calling the guy a cunt wasn't an over-reactionary thing, it was just kind of a way to punctuate his point. I have been called a cunt before and not been offended, and refer to people as cunts when said people are pissing me off (normally it happens when I am road raging over shitheads driving. Sure it is a "bad word", but it is no more one than fuck or shit or crap or any of those words.

[beat mouse]

Also the obvious answer is to roll two pinner doobs. nobody will judge you for smoking a small joint if it is just personal.

[Dliessmgg]

This thread punches a cunt in the nuts. 

[jhocking]

Some of the most fondly remembered threads started out as hideously stupid shit.

I have such a horrible memory (I think my brain is leaky) that I can't possibly remember any specific threads, but I do know that the threads I laugh at hardest often start out very stupid.

[StaedlerMars]

Khar is right.

Also

[Thomas Edison]

Whilst we're on the subject, what is with the ridiculous names they give strains of weed? When I want to buy weed I just want weed, not Super Mutated Afghan Kushinating Widowed Leopard with an AK47 Rocket Ship of Cheese.

[Inlander]

Widowed Leopard

Would see this etcetera.

[sean]

actually guys i have a bigger dilemma than the kid who started this thread because i am out of pot right now

[Aurjay]

guess im old school and just call it smoking a joint. Oh for the simpler times.

[Inlander]

The solution to your dilemma is to get all your remaining pot and put it in a motor bong.

[öde]

Smoke some crack.

[Lines]

He's from fucking Spain. Who's to say he's using the word doobie ironically? And even if he was, who are either of you to decide which drug slang is acceptable and which isn't?

He's a Canadian in Spain.

When I was in Boston 0bessions and I referred to smoking pot as "going to the circus" and buying pot as "buying circus tickets". This lead to hilarious misunderstandings when Pen asked if we could take her daughter to the circus as well.

Bahahaha! I hope Faye wasn't all upset she couldn't go to the circus.

[KharBevNor]

This year I have been mostly referring to marijuana cigarettes as 'bifters' and the herb itself simply as 'the scourge of youth'.

[beat mouse]

He's a Canadian in Spain.

Maybe this has something to do with it. In BC, doobie is an incredibly common word. "Fatty" is also a preferred nomenclature.

[David_Dovey]

Now I'm not too au fait with pot culture myself so excuse me if this makes me seem stupid but I thought "fatty" referred to a very specific type of joint?

[Professor Snuggles]

Look guys, you had this thread WITHOUT me! I'm so proud.

Also, dude, grind it up, roll 60/40 tobacco weed spliffs. You should be good for at least 3 if you keep em tidy.

[beat mouse]

Typically (around here at least) weed is so prevalent that specific terms are less strict and more or less there are just 150185196 different ways to say "smoking a joint." Typically you wouldn't call a small joint a fatty, but if you're not in the market for small joints you end up throwing the word around a lot more. I always preferred "Stomper" for a big joint, but I suppose really I've just been smoking long enough that it's all just vernacular and trying to apply rules to the practice would defeat a lot of the purpose.

[David_Dovey]

I remember Khar posting specific directions for rolling a jumbo joint using three strategically-arranged papers in Gabbly one time. Can Khar (or someone else with the requisite knowledge) go through that one again?

[Patrick]

Guys

How are we almost to two pages without mentioning Swishers even once

What the fuck are you doing with your time/weed if you're not rolling R1-ass blunts using Swisher wrappers

[Aurjay]

I don't know about rolling super joints but for me the best way to roll has always been using a dollar. Works just like a cigarette rolling machine and is convenient when you forget your actual machine at home.

[sean]

or you could like, actually know how to roll.

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