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Halloweeny
« on: 14 Sep 2010, 23:47 »

Aight, dicks, I know it is way early for this, but I want a costume thread because I am doing this right and proper this year and I am making an awesome costume since I have been hella lazy the last couple of years. The problem is, I am not entirely sure what to do! I have a few ideas, but there are some problems with all of them that I am not sure how to work around, and I am pretty much ambivalent about almost all of them anyway.

1) Constellations. This is a pretty good group costume idea, I think, and would make a great masq set. I have access to faerie lights and fabric paint and other things I can make white and/or silver for most of my options. However, these might make better masquerade costumes, maybe, and I throw a masq thing for Mardi Gras every year, so I am undecided about using them now and coming up with something else for FebruaryMarch.
   a. Vulpecula (the fox). I have a fox tail and ears, but I am not sure what else the costume would consist of. Do I essentially make it like a furry?
   b. Cygnus (the swan). The costume shop down the road has nice quality and inexpensive white feather wings, but again, I am not sure what else to include.
   c. Corvus (the raven). Again with the wings, but in black. This might be the simplest one, because it would probably be something very similar to this.
   d. Scorpio. A dominatrix-y thing in black (or white could work, I guess), it was the first idea I had on account of I am in the middle of "Legend of the Seeker" and the Mord Sith are fucking hot. I could get some coathanger wire to flip that braid up over the back of my head like a scorpion tail with a stinger, too. The only problem is that I get the distinct impression that even if I had time to finish this (unlikely), and even if I made it all instead of buying it, it will be prohibitively expensive to try and do it in such a short time frame.

2) Sexy ChuckNorris.
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But I still don't know where to get a hairy chest wig thing.

3) Morrigan from Dragon Age: Origins. Specifically, her concept art. I know how to make a glowy orb thing I could use, but it is complicated and requires me to know someone who can weld.

4) Something punny. Last year at Dragon*Con there was a guy walking around in a cardboard eggshell with tiny devil horns and a tail, which was pretty great. Someone this year had a babydoll strapped to their butt and sat on it a lot. One of my friends carried around a cereal box and a meat cleaver. I am also fond of the "grim rapper" concept, but I haven't yet hit on anything that I simply must do.

Anyway, input would be great! Also I will totally update with progress and construction photos once I get started.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #1 on: 14 Sep 2010, 23:50 »

isn't "sexy chuck norris" kind of redundant?
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #2 on: 15 Sep 2010, 01:46 »

One of my friends is having a halloween themed party on the 1 October (just for somnething different).  But I wanted a costume I could wear as normal clothes so I am going as a very lazy Batgirl, derby hotpants essential.  Now I got the booty  may as well show it off when I'm not on skates!

This was no help to you at all Katie.  I apologise.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #3 on: 15 Sep 2010, 02:47 »

And in furtherance of the "no help at all" aspect of this thread, I've been saying for years that this is the year I'm going to go as Gordon Freeman (as there is certainly a passing resemblance) but then I never get around to making the costume. 
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #4 on: 15 Sep 2010, 07:59 »

The constellation idea could be pretty cool if you got a few other people in on it. I see it being a really good group costume theme.

I personally am going to be Death from Sandman. Hopefully people will not think I'm dressing as a goth or something, but I think enough people I know have read that comic.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #5 on: 15 Sep 2010, 09:13 »

For the last 4 years or so I've wanted to go as a metaphor. Never figured out how to make a metaphor costume though.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #6 on: 15 Sep 2010, 09:19 »

My suggestion was Sarah Palin, from this photo.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #7 on: 15 Sep 2010, 10:38 »

I agree with Tommy.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #8 on: 15 Sep 2010, 13:01 »

I personally am going to be Death from Sandman. Hopefully people will not think I'm dressing as a goth or something, but I think enough people I know have read that comic.
I'm going as death, too, but I don't think I can pull off that top, so I'm going as Bergman's Death from The Seventh Seal. Going to tape pieces onto a chessboard and carry it around. See how many people get the reference.

I like the constellations idea too.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #9 on: 15 Sep 2010, 13:56 »

I originally wanted to be Delirium, but I don't want to buy contacts. Which also counts out Desire as well, even though that would be the easiest character for me to pull off. But I really like death and I think if I get the look right, I think it'll work out nicely. I wish I could get some more people to do it with me, but I think a lot of my friends will be doing couple themed things.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #10 on: 15 Sep 2010, 14:02 »

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Xegar/badasshalloweencostume.jpg  I was this last year.

Probably going to use the mask again this year.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #11 on: 15 Sep 2010, 16:31 »

I really want to be Peg Bundy from Married With Children, her being my female role-model and all, but I just don't know where I'd get a wig like that!
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #12 on: 15 Sep 2010, 16:50 »

I am probably going to resort to something easy but awesome like Tom Waits or Nick Cave. If I go the Nick Cave route I can be Birthday Party-era Cave and be more Halloweeny.

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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #13 on: 15 Sep 2010, 17:15 »

I want to go as communism. Anyone know where I can find a yellow hammer and sickle?
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #14 on: 15 Sep 2010, 17:22 »

If I go the Nick Cave route I can be Birthday Party-era Cave

And forego the opportunity to wear an amazing biker 'stache? Bah!
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #15 on: 15 Sep 2010, 17:24 »

I'm thinking about going as this guy this year


I've already found a mask (NSFW) that could work (should probably have had that on there)
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #16 on: 15 Sep 2010, 17:25 »

The local blacksmith can serve all of your hammer and sickle needs.

Edit: Your source for getting that mask is pretty unsettling.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #17 on: 15 Sep 2010, 17:27 »

I would prefer if they were plastic.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #18 on: 15 Sep 2010, 17:30 »

What's going to happen when you need to harvest your grains? Plastic? I think not.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #19 on: 15 Sep 2010, 17:33 »

Or harvest zombie brains? It is Halloween, after all.
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« Reply #20 on: 15 Sep 2010, 17:33 »

I see what you did there.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #21 on: 15 Sep 2010, 17:54 »

If worst comes to worst I could make it out of wood
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #22 on: 15 Sep 2010, 18:09 »

If I go the Nick Cave route I can be Birthday Party-era Cave

And forego the opportunity to wear an amazing biker 'stache? Bah!

I have no idea whether I could grow an adequate biker stache.  Or fake an adequately receded hairline.

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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #23 on: 15 Sep 2010, 18:38 »

an undead clockwork orange
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #24 on: 15 Sep 2010, 18:41 »

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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #25 on: 15 Sep 2010, 18:57 »

I may actually be doing something for Halloween this year, which means I have to come up with a costume idea too. A couple years ago my fiancee and I dressed as Scooby Doo characters. Those were some of my favorite costumes (especially hers; Daphne is a fox) because Scooby Doo is awesome.

Come to think of it, 80s cartoon characters are a goldmine for costume ideas. Too bad about Hollywood's recent obsession with making movies about old TV shows, hmph.

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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #26 on: 15 Sep 2010, 22:00 »

I'm going to be dressed as ruyi dressed as kitty pryde

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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #27 on: 16 Sep 2010, 00:05 »

We should all dress up as forumites who don't come around here much any more.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #28 on: 16 Sep 2010, 00:06 »

It would be the saddest and creepiest Halloween ever.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #29 on: 16 Sep 2010, 00:33 »

I can be kieffer because I am fuccin cool and I wanna climb rocks.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #30 on: 16 Sep 2010, 01:13 »

You need to work on your doubleposting more.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #31 on: 16 Sep 2010, 01:14 »

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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #32 on: 16 Sep 2010, 03:51 »

dress as a slutty wookie!
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #33 on: 16 Sep 2010, 04:21 »

I think we can drop the "slutty" prefix now, on Halloween it's essentially a given.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #34 on: 16 Sep 2010, 06:59 »

Would a slutty wookie be waxed?
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #35 on: 16 Sep 2010, 07:09 »

GISing "slutty wookie" got me, among other more disturbing things, a picture of Joaquin Phoenix

It also got me some adorable things:
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #36 on: 16 Sep 2010, 07:13 »

So only on the torso, then.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #37 on: 16 Sep 2010, 07:44 »

CONCEPT COSTUME:

i am being \m/ METAL \m/
mostly this involves making myself all silver and wearing a ratty slayer shirt
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #38 on: 16 Sep 2010, 09:40 »

Zombiedude, right now any Halloween or costume or party store will have sickles and hammers as props for other costumes. They will be plastic, and you might have to cut the shafts down, but they will also be cheap and affordable. Yellow spray paint will then get you the desired colour. Alternatively, you can use cardboard and spray paint for +1 inexpensivity.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #39 on: 16 Sep 2010, 17:03 »

I think we can drop the "slutty" prefix now, on Halloween it's essentially a given.

I have frequently been surprised at how dedicated women can be to wearing little clothing on Halloween. Where I live, it is always almost freezing on Halloween, and some years it has even snowed on Halloween. And yet if you go out, you will still see people in revealing outfits.

I'm glad that there are no societal pressures on me to wear skimpy clothing (and everyone around me should be too).
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #40 on: 16 Sep 2010, 17:07 »

Halloween thread, maybe you can help me. 

I'm invited to a "zombie prom"-themed birthday party this weekend.  I plan to stop by a Goodwill and pick up some sort of prom-like dress that I can rip up and throw fake blood on.  But what else can I do?  How can I look properly zombie-ish?
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #41 on: 16 Sep 2010, 17:13 »

get a friend to compound fracture your forearm, load up on painkillers, and win the coveted "most dedicated costumer" award.

....then pass out in a pool of your own blood when the meds wear off and it dawns on you that not all your bones are inside you anymore


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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #42 on: 16 Sep 2010, 19:07 »

I have frequently been surprised at how dedicated women can be to wearing little clothing on Halloween. Where I live, it is always almost freezing on Halloween, and some years it has even snowed on Halloween. And yet if you go out, you will still see people in revealing outfits.

I used to get hit on by women wearing barely anything on Halloween. That was awesome, I miss that.

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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #43 on: 16 Sep 2010, 19:42 »

Halloween thread, maybe you can help me.  

I'm invited to a "zombie prom"-themed birthday party this weekend.  I plan to stop by a Goodwill and pick up some sort of prom-like dress that I can rip up and throw fake blood on.  But what else can I do?  How can I look properly zombie-ish?

now here's a question i can help with!
gelatin makes great fake scabs but it's SUPER sticky. make sure you don't have any hair where you put it... it's usually best to take a piece of tissue and coat it in the gelatin and then stick that to you.

    *Fake Scab Recipe:
    1 part Gelatin
    1 part water
    +Mix in small quantities, and apply to skin within 30 seconds. This will harden to form a decaying flesh texture. Do this before putting makeup on!
-what i did was put cotton balls in my cheek to puff it out while the stuff dried, then when you cheek is normal the stuff looks just disgusting all wrinkled up

    *Fake Flesh Recipe:
    2 cups Self-Raising Flour
    1 cup Salt
    4 teaspoons cream of tartar
    2 cups water
    2 Tablespoons cooking oil
    +First boil the water, and add everything but the flour. Then add the flour slowly, over low heat. Cook until it becomes a warm doughy ball. Form this into rotting flesh slabs, and adhere them to your face with liquid latex(ideally), or fake scab mix. This stuff has been tested, and it makes great scars, gashes, and decaying flesh

    *Other Useful Tips:
    + Toilet paper soaked in blood recipe works good as splattered guts. Use a little vaseline to make it stay in place.
    + green & gray eye makeup works best for coloring the skin. Also we’ve used oil crayon pastels. Don’t overdo it though, or you’ll end up looking more like the Hulk than dead.

personally what i do is after the scabs and gory stuff, i'll put a few choise bruises around... yellow, purple, violet, blue etc. make sure to make sure you have hella purple eye bags! use green near mucous membranes (eyes, nostrils, corners of mouth) as well as at the edges of your scabby grossness. then just make yourself pale all over it, then you might need to do a little more colors over it but i prefer the freshly turned look over the super green hulk zombies. i also rolled around in the dirt and climbed through a bush for accuracy. oh and for realistic clothes shredding, instead of a scissors, just take a steak knife and make the tiny lil holes, then rip!

obviously i mean, if you are not dirtpoor like me, you could just get liquid latex and costume make up but...
oh and corn syrup + chocolate syrup + red food coloring = extremely messy and gross and sticky fake blood that tastes good. excellent for putting in your mouth and then letting it drip down :) i hear it's not so sticky gross if you put dish soap in it... but i bet it doesn't taste as good.

OH lastly: that green gel food coloring stuff? put it in your mouth, give it a swish and spit it out. between your teeth and your gums are now green. as well as the inside of your lips. pretty cool looking i think
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #44 on: 16 Sep 2010, 19:54 »

I too have resolved to take my costume seriously this year after lazing off for several years but I have no ideas yet. Suggestions are welcome, else I'll be back when inspiration strikes.

i got the idea to be kenny powers a week or two ago, but my hair won't be a mullet by oct 31st. next year!!!!

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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #45 on: 16 Sep 2010, 20:03 »

If you want fake blood that's not sticky, cakes in crevices, and washes off relatively easy, try a mix of cocoa, water and red and yellow food colouring.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #46 on: 16 Sep 2010, 20:13 »

I think we can drop the "slutty" prefix now, on Halloween it's essentially a given.

I have frequently been surprised at how dedicated women can be to wearing little clothing on Halloween. Where I live, it is always almost freezing on Halloween, and some years it has even snowed on Halloween. And yet if you go out, you will still see people in revealing outfits.

I'm glad that there are no societal pressures on me to wear skimpy clothing (and everyone around me should be too).

I hate slutty Halloween costumes. 1. They are slutty. 2. Most premade costumes are the slutty ones. 3. They are made for girls that are about 5'5" or have no torso, because I tried one on once (it was the only Alice costume they had and I was willing to alter it if need be) and the damn thing didn't even cover my butt. So unless I want to be a renaissance maiden (which if I did, I'd just buy something at the ren faire), finding costumes suuuucks. Which is why I am doing Death this year, because I already have most of the costume! I just need a black wig and an ankh.
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Re: Halloweeny
« Reply #47 on: 16 Sep 2010, 20:39 »

I have frequently been surprised at how dedicated women can be to wearing little clothing on Halloween. Where I live, it is always almost freezing on Halloween, and some years it has even snowed on Halloween. And yet if you go out, you will still see people in revealing outfits.

I used to get hit on by women wearing barely anything on Halloween. That was awesome, I miss that.
I just realized that this is my first Halloween that I probably will be out and about, not fat or ridiculously scrawny, and don't look actual, non Halloween scary. And also the first Halloween that I have a girlfriend, so I can't really enjoy the half-naked people. Funny how that happens.

Yeah, we have a costume store that I have been to a few times, and all of the costumes look like they wouldn't fit most people at all.
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« Reply #48 on: 18 Sep 2010, 23:32 »

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« Reply #49 on: 19 Sep 2010, 02:05 »

I know. Best use of that word filter ever.
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