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Professor Snuggles

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Okay, but seriously
« on: 04 Nov 2010, 04:08 »

Someone should post their tits.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #1 on: 04 Nov 2010, 04:08 »

I think we, as a collective, can agree that that is a really really good idea.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #2 on: 04 Nov 2010, 04:09 »

And I swear to god if someone posts a picture of those fucking birds I will crawl through the internet and kick off the top of your head and shit on your fucking brain.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #3 on: 04 Nov 2010, 04:10 »

Surely there are plenty of tits on the internet without us posting some here? If you really want tits just google it or something.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #4 on: 04 Nov 2010, 04:13 »

I believe the phrasing of the moment is "TITTAYZ".
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #5 on: 04 Nov 2010, 04:45 »

*insert dancing .gif of Slick here*
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #6 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:04 »

Surely there are plenty of tits on the internet without us posting some here? If you really want tits just google it or something.

It's not that I want general tits so much as I have a desire to get to know boarders more personally, and I feel the best way to do that is to see their breasts and the breasts of their nearest and dearest. You know?
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #7 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:07 »

I just want to feel a little closer to everyone.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #8 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:39 »

Man, the double posting really is all you have isn't it?
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #9 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:40 »

He's hoping the double-posting will hypnotize someone into posting their breasts.

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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #10 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:43 »

But like, the multiple post thing is all I've got.

So yes, Jimmy.

This isn't the best way to hypnotize someone into posting their TITTAYZ.  :psyduck:
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #11 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:45 »

So what would be the best way to hypnotize you into posting your breasts?

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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #12 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:46 »

I am immune.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #13 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:50 »

I got some other tricks but the multiple messages is my main method, yeah.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #14 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:50 »

I also have a stunningly average size penis. :psyduck:
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #15 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:51 »

And Cheekbones! :mrgreen:
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #16 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:52 »

Average is good for compatibility (not the cheekbones, that is).
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #17 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:55 »

Tell you what Kieffer, you post a photo of comparable worth and we'll see what we can do by way of reciprocation.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #18 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:57 »

No way. I'm not exchanging manboobs with Keiffer.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #19 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:59 »

You can see one of my nipples in the tattoo thread?
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #20 on: 04 Nov 2010, 06:00 »

You can see even more if you spend a weekend with him.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #21 on: 04 Nov 2010, 06:05 »

Oh, I just want to know what photo he thinks is good enough to earn breasts.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #22 on: 04 Nov 2010, 06:59 »

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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #23 on: 04 Nov 2010, 07:03 »

Man those are the ugliest tits I've ever seen.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #24 on: 04 Nov 2010, 07:04 »

Sorry, I mean TITTAYZ.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #25 on: 04 Nov 2010, 07:04 »

well soooooorrrry
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #26 on: 04 Nov 2010, 07:21 »

I vote for man-maries. I think if the guys showed a little more skin, maybe the ladies would feel more comfortable. Or maybe we'll just giggle at your tiny nipples. Either way, fun for all!
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #27 on: 04 Nov 2010, 08:05 »

Someone really needs to post that gif of Slick
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #28 on: 04 Nov 2010, 11:37 »

Someone should post their tits.

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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #29 on: 04 Nov 2010, 11:49 »

Kieffer you have probably seen the majority of the lovely knockers on this forum. There is no mystery for you, no more final frontier.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #30 on: 04 Nov 2010, 11:57 »

But he forgot to take photos! Tragedy of the century.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #31 on: 04 Nov 2010, 12:06 »

Someone really needs to post that gif of Slick
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #32 on: 04 Nov 2010, 19:32 »

I forgot that existed, I thought he meant his wet riffs photo
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #33 on: 04 Nov 2010, 20:08 »

 :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #34 on: 05 Nov 2010, 01:42 »

Queue up "Fly Me Away" by Annie Little, then watch that .gif while it plays.
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Re: Okay, but seriously
« Reply #35 on: 05 Nov 2010, 01:48 »



heres your tt's.
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