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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #50 on: 04 Nov 2010, 00:35 »

They went in the ocean.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #51 on: 04 Nov 2010, 07:58 »

Shit, fair enough. Didn't see that one coming. I assume you all know what the word was.

My point is, in that sense, it isn't even remotely used in a derogatory way, but rather in a 'chummy' way. I don't see what the fuss is there.

Derailing the thread again, but I think I need to explain why I am so against that word. Using "gay" in a "chummy" way, not intended to be derogatory, still points to the fact that as a culture, we are so homophobic. It has always been a problem, but with the rash of suicides by young gay people, I feel that the use of that phrase needs to be erased. I now actively point it out and ask the people around me who use it not to. It is not the intention that's the issue, it's the effect.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #52 on: 04 Nov 2010, 09:30 »

Allison, I love you because you get it.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #53 on: 04 Nov 2010, 15:51 »

Oh, uh, the word that got censored was nig-ger-s.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #54 on: 04 Nov 2010, 15:54 »

dude

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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #55 on: 04 Nov 2010, 16:04 »

Fair enough then. I just hate PC bullshit.

If I were to say 'sup hi i am an ignorant fucktard, please ban mes?' as a greeting, would that be frowned upon?

Chuck Norris would have been funnier
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #56 on: 04 Nov 2010, 16:05 »

Apparently allison didn't.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #57 on: 04 Nov 2010, 16:09 »

Allison probably did! Replace the word 'gay' in her post with the n-word, and it still makes sense:

It is not the intention that's the issue, it's the effect.

See?
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #58 on: 04 Nov 2010, 16:10 »

No, she did know what you said. She was just commenting on the use of  gay in general, and explaining why she called you out on it. I thought that was pretty  straight forward.


The point also stands to you using the word niggers. I am guessing, seeing you are an 18 year old australian kid that you aren't like the people who have started reclaiming the word, and don't have any cultural connection to it. You shouldn't be using that word anyway, it makes you look like an idiot. If you came in here and said that, people might not have gotten so PC about it (because we are all mostly privileged white people), but you wouldn't be taken seriously.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #59 on: 04 Nov 2010, 16:19 »

Hey I'm with this guy, fuck all that PC bullshit, it's my goddamn right to be a racist bigoted asshole with no regard for anybody else's feelings or thousands of years of oppression and abuse.

Fuck other people.

Especially people different from me.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #60 on: 04 Nov 2010, 17:02 »

Can we make up a racial slur just for dovey? Would that work?

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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #61 on: 04 Nov 2010, 17:14 »

I mean, did they get recycled or did they go in a landfill?

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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #62 on: 04 Nov 2010, 17:36 »

No, she did know what you said. She was just commenting on the use of  gay in general, and explaining why she called you out on it. I thought that was pretty  straight forward.


The point also stands to you using the word niggers. I am guessing, seeing you are an 18 year old australian kid that you aren't like the people who have started reclaiming the word, and don't have any cultural connection to it. You shouldn't be using that word anyway, it makes you look like an idiot. If you came in here and said that, people might not have gotten so PC about it (because we are all mostly privileged white people), but you wouldn't be taken seriously.

Fair enough bro.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #63 on: 04 Nov 2010, 17:49 »

Eris is the name of a female figure in ancient Greek mythology, and Hannah is indeed female, but I am only pointing it out because it's such a relatively "don't give a fuck" thing to point out by comparison and I think it's funny
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #64 on: 04 Nov 2010, 19:15 »

Can we make up a racial slur just for dovey? Would that work?

I support this notion just to see what y'all come up with
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #65 on: 04 Nov 2010, 19:43 »

Shut your face Dovey.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #66 on: 04 Nov 2010, 19:51 »

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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #67 on: 04 Nov 2010, 19:53 »

Dodovey.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #68 on: 04 Nov 2010, 20:24 »

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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #69 on: 04 Nov 2010, 21:27 »

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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #70 on: 04 Nov 2010, 23:03 »

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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #71 on: 04 Nov 2010, 23:12 »

No no, I kid because I love.

And because it's the internet so I can be a bastard.









Don't any of you be a bastard on my watch.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #72 on: 04 Nov 2010, 23:15 »

Doughy.

As in you are soft and not in great shape.

(I don't actually think you are doughy at all, but it sounds good.)
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #73 on: 05 Nov 2010, 09:55 »

I think my favorite prank from when I was in high school was when some dude got hold of the principal's schoolwide PA mic and yelled "I, Chris Van Schaack [principal's name], love horse cocks in my anus." It was the most inventive thing anybody's done to date (as of 1999) that didn't somehow involve urinating on the senior bench.

Although going onto the cafeteria roof and using a beer bong to piss on the senior bench was pretty cool I guess.

You'd think that with all the ingenious ways stoners come up with to combust cannabis, they'd come up with better pranks, but no dice.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #74 on: 05 Nov 2010, 17:19 »

Someone once called over the PA, "Would Hans Oncock please come to the office?"

When you're 15, that is the height of comedy.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #75 on: 05 Nov 2010, 17:54 »

double points if you can get it to be read out at an airport
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #76 on: 06 Nov 2010, 08:10 »

A guy at my highschool stole the mic that was connected to the PA and started rapping profanity through the school. The coolest part was when the teachers finally got him and you could hear them yelling at him as he tried to escape.

I once painted blue ink all over the handrails in the high school stair wells. That was fun but I feel bad that it ruined the principals cream jumper. I was out to get other students and didn't think my plan through.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #77 on: 08 Nov 2010, 10:03 »

I used to climb out the window of my journalism classroom when the teacher left the room and drop down into the Bicentennial Memorial Garden (a weedy lot surrounded by brick walls), come back into the school through the auditorium door and go back to class. Somehow, I was never caught. For some reason, I thought this was incredibly clever at the time.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #78 on: 08 Nov 2010, 12:58 »

Some guys in my class in one night took one of these



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which was on top of our three story woodshop building with no roof access. They never admitted how they did it, but the school had to rent a giant crane to get it down.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #79 on: 08 Nov 2010, 13:35 »

The old picnic table with a piece of paper taped to it on top of a thing prank.

Classic.
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« Reply #80 on: 08 Nov 2010, 16:23 »

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« Reply #81 on: 08 Nov 2010, 17:35 »

double points if you can get it to be read out at an airport

Nice.

But how exactly can you legally purchase airline tickets using a fake name?
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #82 on: 08 Nov 2010, 17:39 »

I'm going to go with the airport was in on it or (a blanket) Australia is less paranoid than the US.
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« Reply #83 on: 08 Nov 2010, 18:21 »

Yeah you just get them off the internet, you can put in whatever name. Last time we went they just checked one person's ID and said 'So are these the other people listed to be travelling with you?' and that was it. That was for domestic travel though.
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« Reply #84 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:14 »

Dude you can check yourself in online for a domestic flight in Australia and print out the boarding pass at home and get straight on the plane and never once will you have to show anyone any ID or in any way prove who you are.
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« Reply #85 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:15 »

We did! I guess we had to check a piece of luggage which is when they checked our boarding pass.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #86 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:53 »

Pfft I can't remember the last time I had to show ID on a domestic flight and I check luggage all the time.

EDIT: Maybe it's just Virgin Blue who are lax? I don't generally fly with anyone else because Tiger's, well, it's Tiger, and Jetstar doesn't fly to Canberra which is usually where I'm going.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #87 on: 08 Nov 2010, 20:00 »

Oh. We went with Virgin Blue! Maybe they decided that a little grey-haired lady surrounded by family was more of a threat than a lone bearded man? She DID have her carry-on examined too.
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« Reply #88 on: 08 Nov 2010, 21:45 »

Maybe they decided that a little grey-haired lady surrounded by family was more of a threat than a lone bearded man?

Snap.
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Re: Best High School pranks
« Reply #89 on: 09 Nov 2010, 04:44 »

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« Reply #90 on: 09 Nov 2010, 06:05 »

one of my friends made a frequency generator which fluxuated between painful to hear and slight buzzing and left it in a locked locker on muckup day...he also set it at a frequency so none of the teachers could hear (something to do with older people having less hearing range)...the locker didn't suvrive the day

there's also an urban legend about some kids stealing some pigs and painting 1, 2, and 4 on their backs and letting them loose on the school oval then the police took over a week searching for pig 3 before discovering it the third one didn't exist...haven't seen any evidence on that though
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« Reply #91 on: 10 Nov 2010, 04:00 »

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