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2 (5.1%)

You should try having an ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP.

1 (2.6%)

Oh, God, that's actually TRUE.

3 (7.7%)

My therapist won't see anyone else in my social circle.

4 (10.3%)

Wait, you're seeing someone?

0 (0%)

He misses your body (AUGH!)

16 (41%)

Wow. I broke him.

2 (5.1%)

Warning label under the boobs.

6 (15.4%)

TAKE ME, OH OMNISCIENT MACHINE PANTHEON!

3 (7.7%)

Mister Peepers! NOOOOOOOO!

2 (5.1%)

Total Members Voted: 36

[pwhodges]

When I was taught Algol 60 at university, the first week (of two) was on numerical methods - in which we did the exercises using a hand-cranked rotary calculator.  It gave one a good appreciation of how much was going on during a computer's division instruction, and set me up for a career of specialising in extremely efficient coding.

[Is it cold in here?]

To all these old computer stories I say: "Looxury, bloody looxury!" My first computing device was a suŕnpán:

In these days of crashes, incompatibilities, and viruses, that is truly a computer you can count on.

[Carl-E]

Meh, I still do most of it in my head. 

And you've all seen how well that works...

(look down)

(No, not your lap, the sig)

[tomart]

If only there were a well-endowed woman in the cast who was attracted to Sven and capable of surprising insights ...

I admit it, I just want Raven back.

Raven!     Raven!     Raven!