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Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« on: 04 Nov 2010, 04:03 »

I was just hanging out and reading the board (total vanity search steeze real talk) and like, I don't even know anymore.

Andy cut off all her hair and is maybe gay or maybe just hardcore or maybe both?

Amanda got married, totally breaking my heart and has presumably begun doing something awesome like, I dunno, running an organic dairy farm or building sculptures out of hedge trimmings and processed horse manure?

Dovey is in... America? I think? Still being a fashionable fucker, and I dunno, breakin hearts?

I have no idea what the deal with Tommy is? Ever. Really. I assume he still smokes/is scottish. I need to meet that dude.

Johnny C smokes meat? And pounds bitches with his meat?

Sam is still a total badass. That is not a question.

Honestly like who even still posts here.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #1 on: 04 Nov 2010, 04:16 »

Evidently you do, you've just started two threads in like five minutes.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #2 on: 04 Nov 2010, 04:30 »

like, I don't even know anymore.

The world moves on; perhaps you should too?

And splitting your posts into three (other thread) is so passé...
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #3 on: 04 Nov 2010, 04:34 »

Tommy is extremely English.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #4 on: 04 Nov 2010, 04:37 »

I became the dumbest fuck.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #5 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:05 »

I became less of a loser in some ways and more of a loser in others.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #6 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:06 »

I grew a beard.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #7 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:07 »

But I still don't post nearly enough to make people actually notice me.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #8 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:12 »

The house I was renting got sold and my housemates moved overseas and I said "stuff it" and moved into a beautiful house by myself because screw sharehousing.

Also I've been gradually making inroads into the Melbourne literary community this year (the director of the Emerging Writers Festival is one of the recipients for my Sunday text message stories!) but I haven't told anyone here that.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #9 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:18 »

like, I don't even know anymore.

The world moves on; perhaps you should too?

And splitting your posts into three (other thread) is so passé...

Man, I can't even come back at Paul taking a shot at me, dude is like the best dude.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #10 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:22 »

But like, the multiple post thing is all I've got.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #11 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:23 »

You know?
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #12 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:27 »

Hi Kieffer.

Dude, how's it going? I might be swinging through the UK, either Ireland or Scottland or England or all of them on my way back from Greece. Can we get a drink or something?
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #13 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:28 »

I became the dumbest fuck.

Dude, aren't you in Japan now? Is it rad? You seemed like you needed a change, is it working out?
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #14 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:31 »

I became less of a loser in some ways and more of a loser in others.

Explain! You're doing something videogamey now, right? Are you still dating that hipster dude who kinda looks like me with the rad beard? You were always one of the good ones, far as I could tell, hope things are rad for you.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #15 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:36 »

Things are pretty neat!
I am dating a different hipster dude with a rad beard now though.
And I moved in with another forumite (not Jimmy this time).
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #16 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:44 »

Who are you living with? Is it Ben and Hannah, or some other cat.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #17 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:49 »

She lives with Nick (aka ViolentDove). But Ben and Hannah live not that far away and I live somewhere in between. We all hang out occasionally. It's a good life.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #18 on: 04 Nov 2010, 05:56 »

I have sideburns and play in a nameless band now.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #19 on: 04 Nov 2010, 07:58 »

Still a troll.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #20 on: 04 Nov 2010, 08:10 »

Also I've been gradually making inroads into the Melbourne literary community this year (the director of the Emerging Writers Festival is one of the recipients for my Sunday text message stories!) but I haven't told anyone here that.

Cat's out of the bag, Harry.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #21 on: 04 Nov 2010, 08:32 »

i moved to vancouver, life's really hard and i work all the time but mostly i am really happy because i really like this city and the people here so overall i think it was a good choice.

how are you, kieffer, how's greece?
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #22 on: 04 Nov 2010, 08:36 »

Still lurkin'.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #23 on: 04 Nov 2010, 08:37 »

Lots of the same folks are still around, but just don't post much. Like you, Kieffer.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #24 on: 04 Nov 2010, 08:55 »

I became the dumbest fuck.

Dude, aren't you in Japan now? Is it rad? You seemed like you needed a change, is it working out?


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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #25 on: 04 Nov 2010, 08:58 »

I mean aside from that Japan is cool.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #26 on: 04 Nov 2010, 09:10 »

Patrick (loco_banana) came to see me! It was awesome. You fucks never come visit. Bah.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #27 on: 04 Nov 2010, 09:15 »

I am not gay.*

I still like all the dicks, but like, I dunno, everything else is pretty cool too.

I'm still in art school, I'm pretty active in queer politics, uh.

Kieffer, I cut my hair off like, a year ago. Only now has it gotten to be neat length.

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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #28 on: 04 Nov 2010, 09:27 »

Kieffer, you still don't even care about me.

That's what's goin on
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #29 on: 04 Nov 2010, 12:01 »

I'm in Canada now, doggo! Got a place to rent in Canmore, Alberta, near all the ski fields + mountains + shit. Unemployed still, shit sucks. Shame you weren't around when I swung through Colorado, that could've been potentially good times.

Now you have to be forthcoming; why the fuck you in Greece, aside from that seems like an appropriate place for a playa to be? Tell us about adventures, man.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #30 on: 04 Nov 2010, 12:29 »

Patrick (loco_banana) came to see me! It was awesome. You fucks never come visit. Bah.

If you'd come up to my birthday party like you were planning on...

Well. There would have been more people there than me.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #31 on: 04 Nov 2010, 12:31 »

Heyo! I did indeed get married, I'm working for a solar panel company now but your story is way better so let's pretend I'm running an organic dairy farm.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #32 on: 04 Nov 2010, 13:59 »

Hey, Keif.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #33 on: 04 Nov 2010, 17:13 »

I quit smoking and generally fucking up my life

Actually it's too early to tell on both of those subjects but I'm fairly confident those statements are accurate
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #34 on: 04 Nov 2010, 17:43 »

We've never met but that doesn't mean we can't be best friends!
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #35 on: 04 Nov 2010, 18:59 »

Still in Colorado. Took Dovey up a mountain and it was too hardcore for him so we had to carry him down.*
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #36 on: 04 Nov 2010, 19:33 »

*only mostly true
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #37 on: 04 Nov 2010, 20:05 »

Yeah. I wouldn't say it counts as a mountain, more like a small hill.


Just giving you shit, I'm a wimp too, and I don't have the excuse of having always lived below 1000 feet elevation.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #38 on: 04 Nov 2010, 21:29 »

I actually got nerdier and still have a super cute girlfriend whos family likes me just enough.

Edit: fuck that comma, I guess? I don't understand grammar at all.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #39 on: 04 Nov 2010, 21:52 »

You don't know who I am.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #40 on: 05 Nov 2010, 08:22 »

Jace, the errant apostrophe makes it kinda look like you're dating someone in your family
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #41 on: 05 Nov 2010, 08:44 »

Johnny C smokes meat? And pounds bitches with his meat?

actually i smoke meat and have existential crises related to perpetual, numbing loneliness
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #42 on: 05 Nov 2010, 10:08 »

I thought Kieffer wanted to know what was new?
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #43 on: 05 Nov 2010, 10:12 »

Kieff, I am flirting with dozens of attractive college girls, learning fire spinning, pretending to be enrolled in college (taking a single class at The New School in reality) while finishing up high school, and touring every academic library in New York while extremely intoxicated.

I still wanna party with you. Come through New York and you've got a place to crash.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #44 on: 05 Nov 2010, 10:15 »

New?

I just ate a slice of pizza.

Breaking news: and took a swig of apple juice
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #45 on: 05 Nov 2010, 10:21 »

i'm still in alger

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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #46 on: 05 Nov 2010, 12:12 »

Kieff, I am flirting with dozens of attractive college girls, learning fire spinning, pretending to be enrolled in college (taking a single class at The New School in reality) while finishing up high school, and touring every academic library in New York while extremely intoxicated.

I still wanna party with you. Come through New York and you've got a place to crash.

Dude, I'm finna try and do a bit of east coast on my way back from Greece, I's be down to sleep on a floor and get crunxy, hella loko on that tip. If you're tryna go big and all. I really am down with flirting with cute college girls tho.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #48 on: 05 Nov 2010, 12:15 »

But I still don't post nearly enough to make people actually notice me.

Dude I ain't know your real name but I have always respected you as a boarder. I am concerned that your beard is goingto pale incomparison to your rad ass metal as fucc sideburns tho.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #49 on: 05 Nov 2010, 12:16 »

Hell yeah dogg. Keep me posted. You've got like 12Loko and a couch with your name on it.

Yeah Lummer what is your real name?
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