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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #50 on: 05 Nov 2010, 12:29 »

Kieffer, you still don't even care about me.

That's what's goin on

Who are you?
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #51 on: 05 Nov 2010, 12:38 »

That is KickThatBathProf.

I do not understand his name.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #52 on: 05 Nov 2010, 12:39 »

Hell yeah dogg. Keep me posted. You've got like 12Loko and a couch with your name on it.

Yeah Lummer what is your real name?

I don't like to get more than 6-8loko, generally.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #53 on: 05 Nov 2010, 12:40 »

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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #54 on: 05 Nov 2010, 12:55 »

Hell yeah dogg. Keep me posted. You've got like 12Loko and a couch with your name on it.

Yeah Lummer what is your real name?

I don't like to get more than 6-8loko, generally.

Oh hell me neither. But go big or go home, right?

Loophole: you can split 12Loko between Friday and Saturday night.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #55 on: 05 Nov 2010, 12:59 »

I dress up as a nun now.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #56 on: 05 Nov 2010, 13:03 »

I've done more new things than that, but that's the most recent exploit.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #57 on: 06 Nov 2010, 07:53 »

I got some rad (and nerdy as hell tattoos). I figured out what I'm going to do with my life (it's nerdy as hell too). That's basically it.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #58 on: 09 Nov 2010, 04:16 »

Heyo! I did indeed get married, I'm working for a solar panel company now but your story is way better so let's pretend I'm running an organic dairy farm.

That is actually like, pretty much exactly what I imagined. Just less fantastical.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #59 on: 09 Nov 2010, 04:22 »

i moved to vancouver, life's really hard and i work all the time but mostly i am really happy because i really like this city and the people here so overall i think it was a good choice.

how are you, kieffer, how's greece?

Dude, Greece is rad! I'm doing my semester abroad, basically, since I am still only a junior in college despite being like 23 years old(exactly 23 years old) and it's awesome. We spent the first block (my school does 1 class at a time for 3.5 weeks, so you get a semester's worth of information in a month, basically) mostly in Athens but also in the Peloponnesus for a week, town called Nafplion, studying the intersection between ancient greece and british romanticism. 2nd block was with my two favorite professors, who are also my two advisors, studying the overlap between philosophy and poetry in terms of linguistic construction and worldview, phenomenology of poetry, basically. Read a lot of awesome modern greek poets (Cavafy, Seferis, Ritsos, Elytisis, others) read some awesome philosophy (Plato, Heraclitus, Parmenides, Xenakis) and wrote a bunch of pomes too. We were on Lesvos, Crete, then a week in Delphi. Spent some time in a 1000 person village in the mountains of Crete, climbed the tallest mountain on the island, bouldered in the cave where Zeus was born....

Now I'm living in Athens, studying greek until 12/4! It's fucking awesome here but greek is hard but wine is cheap and I finally found the climbing gym so things are going way better than okay. I just need to meet a girl here, haven't gotten laid since last block when half the crew left for Morocco. I did have sex on a 4th story balcony overlooking all of Athens and the Acropolis in a thunderstorm though. That was rad.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #60 on: 09 Nov 2010, 08:51 »

Hey fuckwad why'd you wait until I'd left a neighboring country before you decided to go to Greece

We could've smoked a lot of marijuana together and gotten shit trashed in Albania if I'd known
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #61 on: 09 Nov 2010, 09:59 »

(exactly 23 years old)

Happy birthday dogg

So wait, you're doing a degree involving language? That's, uh, that's pretty funny dude
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #62 on: 09 Nov 2010, 10:06 »

fuccin hilarious, rite?
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #63 on: 09 Nov 2010, 10:22 »

Man, what is it with everyone doing language degrees? For the longest time it was just me and Brett and now there are like 5 other people who have mentioned that they are also. Is it some sort of phenomenon here? What hath this forum wrought?
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #64 on: 09 Nov 2010, 13:50 »

Naw cats and kittens I am just learning greek because my college requires two years of foreign language to graduate and also the etymological significance of this language is fucking absurd. So much totally awesome shit lurking in the combinations of roots. The word for literature is literally "word art." that is fucking sick.

Also I am double majoring in Philosophy and Poetry Writing so like, relevant!
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #65 on: 09 Nov 2010, 15:03 »

Hi Kieffer!

I play roller derbies and broke my collarbone last weekend doing so! I have gained an excellent bottom from skating all the time.

Otherwise everything is pretty much how it was.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #66 on: 09 Nov 2010, 17:02 »

I have a real job now. An apprenticeship, even!

I also kind of have a girlfriend now and something resembling a sex life that I would go to jail for in America.

Life is pretty good.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #67 on: 09 Nov 2010, 17:03 »

Hey Kieffer, I'm doing pastry school, it's pretty rad and also I'm making desserts with someone who knows Johnny C from way back apparently which is all kinds of entertaining to me.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #68 on: 10 Nov 2010, 18:45 »

kieff, dude, greek rules (and i mean so does greece i guess), i'm super glad you're having a time of it.

james that is so hilarious to me that you know heather now. how on earth did you even find that out.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #69 on: 10 Nov 2010, 18:59 »

Katz, if you come to east coast you best stop by my hood. Or at least tell me when you're here so I can maybe meet you in NYC. We can gave dinner, a lot of wine and some sloppy make-out, for old times sake, hahahaha.

But you know my deal, you read the email. Except I've basically resolved to stop dating men, essentially. I'm all about the ladies. I just seem to have terrible luck with dudes.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #70 on: 10 Nov 2010, 23:05 »

Oh hey, I just got a gajillion-times-forwarded chain-letter style email with just this link in it from some girl in my anthropology class.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40112145/from/toolbar
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #71 on: 11 Nov 2010, 03:58 »

So you decided to forward that link to us?

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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #72 on: 11 Nov 2010, 08:32 »

I was hoping someone would take the initiative and post some comments on a Shakespearean anthology product page about how offensive it is that drinking and sex jokes and murder are classic literature, or something.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #73 on: 11 Nov 2010, 09:31 »

james that is so hilarious to me that you know heather now. how on earth did you even find that out.

I just friended her on facebook and then the next day in class she was like "How on earth do you know John Cameron". Would have been cooler if, like, discussion of my sore old knees led into discussion of that road trip in a mini cooper led into discussion of this dude I stayed with in Regina who was named Johnny C but eh, what can you do.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #74 on: 11 Nov 2010, 09:37 »

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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #75 on: 11 Nov 2010, 12:26 »

So I guess you don't wanna hang out then, huh Tommy.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #76 on: 11 Nov 2010, 14:14 »

We've never met but that doesn't mean we can't be best friends!
He didn't reply to this.  I... I guess we can't be best friends.   :-(
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #77 on: 11 Nov 2010, 23:45 »

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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #78 on: 12 Nov 2010, 00:48 »

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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #79 on: 12 Nov 2010, 01:31 »

He didn't reply to mine other.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #80 on: 12 Nov 2010, 09:38 »

dude do you even know who i am?
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #81 on: 12 Nov 2010, 10:20 »

So I guess you don't wanna hang out then, huh Tommy.

Yes! I am going to be so busy over the next couple of months though. Unless you're going to be literally in the UK, chances are slim. Don't put yourself out though, I am in America a lot.
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #82 on: 12 Nov 2010, 11:07 »

So you decided to forward that link to us?

Makes sense. We are all paedophiles, aren't we?
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #83 on: 12 Nov 2010, 12:17 »

But not many of us are old enough to be dirty old men :wink:
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Re: Dude, guys, whats goin on?
« Reply #84 on: 12 Nov 2010, 15:24 »

I uhm, lived with a guy for a while until I realised he was kind of batshit insane and kicked him out of my house and we broke up. Then I started dating another guy and we broke up and are now back together.

I'm moving to Sydney next year and will start studying Law/International Studies/Languages and I might get to keep my job and work from home, cause that'd be awesome. Uhm, the boyfriend is coming with me and we are going to get a cat. Oh and I bought a new car and am now in heaps of debt.

I also spent a month in Europe and I fly out to Japan next week. Woo life.
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