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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #50 on: 20 Nov 2010, 13:58 »
And this is mine:

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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #51 on: 20 Nov 2010, 14:00 »
Quote from: SirJuggles on 20 Nov 2010, 13:56
I copped a talk once.

I copped a feel once.

Not a cop, though.
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #52 on: 20 Nov 2010, 14:01 »
You cop feels all over the place. Liz is a groping maniac.
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #53 on: 20 Nov 2010, 14:08 »
Not too long ago I was walking down the street and saw a guy being pulled over by a police car. The police man then proceeded to get out of his car and tell the other man that he just ran a red light. The other guy (and his passenger) decided to play dumb, asking when this happened. The police man had to explain that "the pedestrians almost got run over. It was definitely a red light" and that it happened maybe five metres up the road. Then he gave him a ticket.

I am really glad I saw that (I laughed to myself, because the guy was an idiot), because there are so many people who run red lights around here and it is one of the most dangerous things you can do on the road that I get really angry when I see someone do it.


But yeah, fuck tha po-po.
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #54 on: 20 Nov 2010, 14:09 »
I have never had any run-ins with authorities!

I don't do that much anyway, unless i'm feelin like Akon or somethin
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #55 on: 20 Nov 2010, 14:11 »
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #56 on: 20 Nov 2010, 14:20 »
This thread is now about the Seattle, WA punk rock band Police Teeth.



They sound sort of like a combination of Pacific Northwest post-punk ancestors The Wipers and North Carolinan indie rockers Superchunk.



Their second album, Real Size Monster Series, is one of the greatest fucking albums ever.



Basically if you do not share my admittedly narrow-sighted love for this band I will personally book a flight to wherever you live to punch you in the balls repeatedly.

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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #57 on: 20 Nov 2010, 14:24 »
DRUNK

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COME ON
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #58 on: 20 Nov 2010, 14:27 »
This thread has been worth it purely because I now know that a Godwin's law emoticon exists.
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #59 on: 20 Nov 2010, 14:30 »
Wait goddamnit Chris is that you throwing the horns goddamnit man
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #60 on: 20 Nov 2010, 14:33 »
Quote from: Sam on 20 Nov 2010, 14:28
are you posting a picture of my (clothed) sack to send a message chris? i will not stand for threats against my balls

Your clothed sack is a display of a man who enjoys Police Teeth. A fine, clothed, un-punched sack.
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #61 on: 20 Nov 2010, 14:57 »
I was scrolling through those and went "Wait... is that Sam?  :psyduck: "

And then I realized it was an awesome punk band, and therefore by law of nature Sam must be at their shows.
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #62 on: 20 Nov 2010, 15:05 »
"awesome"





"punk"
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #63 on: 20 Nov 2010, 15:06 »
"Sam"
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #64 on: 20 Nov 2010, 15:13 »
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #65 on: 20 Nov 2010, 15:26 »
that looks like one of the best gigs.
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #66 on: 20 Nov 2010, 15:29 »
Quote from: eyosgkxb on 20 Nov 2010, 13:51
I didn't insult anyone until I was insulted and I never digressed from the conversation until the debate went sour.

"Went" sour? dude look at your first post
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #67 on: 20 Nov 2010, 15:39 »
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Re: fuck the police
« Reply #68 on: 20 Nov 2010, 17:01 »
You know, you people don't really behave any better than any other group of people on the internet when a stranger comes in and starts saying dumb stuff. I'm kind of disappointed, to be honest.

Also this thread's got to two pages and I still don't know if any of you has ever fucked a police officer. Way to be off-topic, guys!
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