Seriously:
Clockwise from the left:
A Garbage plate, which is the most famous food from my town, but which, in this case has only burgers in it.
A Golder Retriever (bacon and cheddar),
A Bernese Mountain Dog (mushrooms, Dijon mustard, swiss and mushrooms),
A Bulldog (mustard, relish, tomatoes, onions, green peppers, pepperoncini & celery salt),
and a Boston Terrier (bacon, baked beans, and meat sauce).
They all come from
Dogtown Hots, which is one of only a handful of things I am going to miss when we move. Also this place has the most excellent fries and sweet potato fries. Also, anything is available without meat if you desire a less satisfactory experience. That Bulldog is veggie because it was Pat's.
Close-ups to make you drool: