that's what you think!
...no, yeah, we're fine.
So I went to the store earlier with the intention buying some zingers because of this thread, but once I was standing there in front of the aisle-end altar to sugar and preservatives, I just...couldn't do it. I couldn't bring myself to relive being 12 and eating a bunch of sugary crap with wild abandon.
I will remember them as they were, delicious and harmless, and try not to ruin them with stuff like "facts" and "the truth." Rose-colored glasses, and all that.