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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #50 on: 22 Nov 2010, 21:53 »

If you pet it, it's a pet.

Congratulations!
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« Reply #51 on: 22 Nov 2010, 21:59 »

She is petted quite often - In fact, I saw a little onesie/dress I need to get her saying "I'm not spoiled, I'm just ... really well taken care of" ... Though I might not ... The aforementioned neurotic kitty from Hell is a hateful, jealous tuxedoed asshole who tries to steal her carseat and her little bouncie-seat by sleeping in them and covering them with cat hairs, he also tries to EAT her CLOTHES.

He's such a bastard. But he's a fatso, too. He was the spoiled baby of the house before Abarie came along.
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I love America. We've been hurt but we also hurt others. You know you never hurt anybody? The ESKIMOS! Do we even know what they look like without those silly coats? Nobody ever talks about invading..wherever the hell they're from. Does anybody even know?

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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #52 on: 22 Nov 2010, 22:11 »

Mutts are the best dogs. They're so low maintenance.
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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #53 on: 22 Nov 2010, 22:22 »


Hi, Tammy!  You're a tortoise!

In this video, Tammy eats a salad.  In this video, Tammy takes a walk.

I bought Tammy when I was 9 years old!  Tammy will outlive me!
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« Reply #54 on: 22 Nov 2010, 22:24 »

speaking of lasercat:



I miss my kitty. She is living with my mum and all spoilt and fat. I liked her better when she had to try and get her own food.

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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #55 on: 22 Nov 2010, 22:46 »


[Picture of baby]


Do you have to pay a pet deposit for one of those?



Also, this is Mo. And I'm sorry I titled this thread badly and made people sad.
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« Reply #56 on: 22 Nov 2010, 22:50 »

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[Picture of baby]
Do you have to pay a pet deposit for one of those?

... Boy, did I ever .... Crib, carseat, playpen ... Unlike the days of yore, dropping baby into a dresser drawer is NOT a good idea, even though it makes for a cute picture!

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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #57 on: 22 Nov 2010, 23:49 »

Are you kidding, I bet John Calvin's beard would be an amazing thing to pet!

Also



this is hot.

going home tomorrow, will take dog pix obviously
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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #58 on: 23 Nov 2010, 10:07 »

Calvin and Hobbes!!! CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!


Yep. I used to have a cat named Hobbes, too.
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« Reply #59 on: 23 Nov 2010, 10:45 »

Gizmo



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« Reply #60 on: 23 Nov 2010, 12:13 »

SirJuggles, I am very sorry about your dog but I think it will help us all to move through the grieving process that much easier if you'd post some more pictures of your sister.

Thanks in advance.
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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #61 on: 23 Nov 2010, 12:24 »

A friend's Welsh Terrier puppy has been bringing our dog Polly out of her mourning for Lucy:





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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #62 on: 23 Nov 2010, 14:33 »

In this video, Tammy takes a walk.

This is the dialog that went through my head when I watched this:

"Hey Tammy, whatcha doin'?"
"Walkin."
"Mind if I join?"
"Ok su...OH SHIT WHAT IS THAT?!"
"It's just my camera. Can I tape our walk?"
"No."
"Please?"
"...No."
"Oh do come out."
"I...I don't like this."
"Please?"
"Oh...ok. But I still don't like this. Um. I'm going this way. You...you go the other way, ok?"
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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #63 on: 23 Nov 2010, 14:52 »

Tommy, are those hairy cows still in your yard?

Oh man, I have something even better. You're going to have to be patient, I don't have a day off work any time soon.
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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #64 on: 23 Nov 2010, 14:55 »

In this video, Tammy takes a walk.

This is the dialog that went through my head when I watched this:

"Hey Tammy, whatcha doin'?"
"Walkin."
"Mind if I join?"
"Ok su...OH SHIT WHAT IS THAT?!"
"It's just my camera. Can I tape our walk?"
"No."
"Please?"
"...No."
"Oh do come out."
"I...I don't like this."
"Please?"
"Oh...ok. But I still don't like this. Um. I'm going this way. You...you go the other way, ok?"

That is pretty close to the dialogue I imagine, too!   o/
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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #65 on: 23 Nov 2010, 15:05 »

sister

14 years old.

Though to be honest I expect nothing less from you.
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« Reply #66 on: 23 Nov 2010, 15:05 »

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« Reply #67 on: 23 Nov 2010, 15:06 »

Tommy, are those hairy cows still in your yard?

Oh man, I have something even better. You're going to have to be patient, I don't have a day off work any time soon.

ACTUAL YAKS?

Or did Yakubu move in next door?
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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #68 on: 23 Nov 2010, 15:41 »

I found the disc with my computer's Bluetooth driver on it! So now I can transfer photos from my phone to my 'puter.

Good thing I had Hedda to help me, she's so much better with computers than me (she's younger, you see):

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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #69 on: 23 Nov 2010, 15:45 »

The tilt of her head, the paw... totally heart-melting.
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« Reply #70 on: 23 Nov 2010, 15:51 »

You just make yourself comfortable, Hedda. I was kind of sick of working on this manuscript, anyway.

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« Reply #71 on: 23 Nov 2010, 16:08 »

Be alert, not alarmed!

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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #72 on: 23 Nov 2010, 16:09 »

Oh man, your cat is the cutest!

I had a bunny, but she died. I got a cat, but he disappeared. I got another cat, but I moved countries and now he's living with my family back in Norway, and this thread is making me miss him terribly. Sad!
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« Reply #73 on: 23 Nov 2010, 16:20 »

sister

14 years old.

Though to be honest I expect nothing less from you.
To be fair all we can see is her head
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« Reply #74 on: 23 Nov 2010, 16:28 »

Sometimes I just don't understand how cats' spines work.

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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #75 on: 23 Nov 2010, 20:22 »

Oh man, I have something even better. You're going to have to be patient, I don't have a day off work any time soon.

Are there... otters?
Capybaras
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« Reply #76 on: 23 Nov 2010, 20:43 »

Little-known fact: Capybaras fly north for the winter
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« Reply #77 on: 23 Nov 2010, 21:44 »

Sometimes I just don't understand how cats' spines work.

Whoa. Apparently they are made of rubber and jello.
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« Reply #78 on: 24 Nov 2010, 01:39 »

Felidae have an extra thoracic and 2 extra lumbar vertebrae than us hominidae. Proportionally, they have longer spines.
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« Reply #79 on: 24 Nov 2010, 01:47 »

To be fair all we can see is her head

Not an adequate legal defence.

For any crime, now I think about it.
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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #80 on: 24 Nov 2010, 02:02 »

so much adorable going on in this thread

hope i don't ruin it

here's my half german-shepherd half chocolate lab Mia



she chills with the cat sometimes



sometimes we go to the beach!




she is almost 12 and starting to show it. her hips are pretty bad and if she's been sleeping it sometimes takes a few minutes for her to be able to get up. but she is still the prettiest!
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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #81 on: 24 Nov 2010, 02:41 »

Those 3 images show an amazing range of emotion in that dog. She should do modeling.
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« Reply #82 on: 24 Nov 2010, 05:37 »

Remind me to ask you again in a couple of years.
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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #83 on: 24 Nov 2010, 07:15 »



My mum pretty much treats Akaya as her own child since I left for uni. She is an extremely dopey dog.



Here she is with my second nephew when she was a pup.



And here she is with the same nephew a little while on.



Her only bad habit is going after birds. Her current kill count is three pigeons and a pheasant.


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« Reply #84 on: 24 Nov 2010, 08:29 »

Mark is a betta fish


He was also all drugged up, I got him from the biology department at my school after they experimented with anti-depressants on fish.
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« Reply #85 on: 24 Nov 2010, 11:23 »

I have pets!


Kittens!


Dog!


Ninja cat!


Absent mouse! (Due to superfluity of felines - don't worry, she isn't dead, just living with my dad who has...)


This guy!
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« Reply #86 on: 24 Nov 2010, 13:30 »

Remind me to ask you again in a couple of years.

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« Reply #87 on: 24 Nov 2010, 16:23 »



Cash (named after Johnny Cash) he's 4 and a maniac.



Racecar ( boyfriend named him) - the Coolest Cat in the Whole World ( the boyfriend says that).



Dahlia (named after Black Dahlia Murder) - total diva bitch.



Cootie- rescued cat with mental issues. Lived with me for two years, Now lives with my parents as an only cat and is 100% happier.

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« Reply #88 on: 24 Nov 2010, 19:35 »

Thread needs more cockatiel:



This is Moe, who likes to have his head scratched. I dunno what's happening with his tail feathers in this one.
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« Reply #89 on: 24 Nov 2010, 19:50 »

I have a hamster named Red. He gets excited when you walk into the room.


He is also the fattest hamster. He likes to use his wheel as a seat instead of a wheel.


He used to have a brother named Blue, too. But it turns out that adult hamsters fight, even if they're from the same litter.  :-(
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« Reply #90 on: 25 Nov 2010, 17:02 »

My really bad kitten.











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« Reply #91 on: 25 Nov 2010, 17:03 »

Alright here's the black cat, Elphaba(or Elphie for short)


I kinda curled her up in a ball for this picture but she's actually a real runt.
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« Reply #92 on: 25 Nov 2010, 17:09 »

I have the best black cat because she is actually named after a witch.
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« Reply #93 on: 25 Nov 2010, 17:10 »

I never named my kitten.
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« Reply #94 on: 25 Nov 2010, 18:24 »

There are some really awesome evil looking cats in this thread.

I approve.  I wish I had a huge black cat.
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« Reply #95 on: 28 Nov 2010, 14:01 »

Harry I keep getting confused when you post pictures of Hedda because I am pretty sure her and Wembley are the same cat.

I will post pictures of Wembleybutt in a bit! I even had him in a turtleneck sweater with hearts recently.
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« Reply #96 on: 28 Nov 2010, 14:30 »

Actually I'm pretty sure all grey and white cats look basically the same. The key to identification lies in tiny details - in Hedda's case, her white upper lip and her ENORMOUS eyes. On the street where I used to live there was a cat which was almost identical to Hedda, and Hedda used to pick fights with it all the time and that was really confusing. I dubbed it Doppelcat.
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« Reply #97 on: 28 Nov 2010, 15:37 »

All orange tabbies look the same too, but mine is still the best!







His name is Oscar. He is only a little bit fat, actually, just huge (9 kg).
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« Reply #98 on: 28 Nov 2010, 18:19 »

This is Wembley! He is named after this little fella.

this is the first picture i ever took of him. we're coming home from the house of the people who found him; he was in the pound in the meantime


i think he looks like Bagheera from the Jungle Book here:


he was just a widdle bb kitten and they were going to put him to sleep!

now we love each other and he sleeps on/near me every night i sleep at home. he is good at spooning.

when i stay at my boyfriend's, i see two kitties!
Clover, who is diabetic

and Ashley, who was also a found kitten.

(plus bonus boyfriend)

when i go home to my mom's, i hang with Jack


he's a farm dog! he helps with chores and the kitties all love him. speaking of...
this one is my favorite barn kitty:

with bonus moos. only a few of the cows could be considered pets... the calves, yearlings, and number 16 are all really sweet and like being petted. they have horses too but i don't have any good pictures of them (they are all big and strong and really nice looking though)
and scooby, the crabby 14 year old maltese. imagine the oldest man you know, all wrinkly and full of age spots, make him all "get off my lawn" and that is the person version of Scooby. He just kinda lies around.


my dad has a clumber spaniel (which is the most accurately named type of dog ever) named Thunder

he doesn't like me though.
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« Reply #99 on: 28 Nov 2010, 18:32 »

Brittany + kitty = cutest pic so far
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