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Author Topic: QC Captions vol. 396  (Read 1042 times)

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QC Captions vol. 396
« on: 29 Oct 2018, 08:33 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 396
« Reply #1 on: 29 Oct 2018, 08:35 »

FAYE: "So, have I ever told you that I mean to find out just where every one of your sensory receptors are and to find out just what they do for you when I stimulate them in the right way?"

BUBBLES: "I... think I may have just discovered a whole new interactive subsystem!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 396
« Reply #2 on: 30 Oct 2018, 04:38 »

FAYE: "That sounded like maybe an E above High C. What happens if I squeeze here?"
BUBBLES: (Train whistle)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 396
« Reply #3 on: 02 Nov 2018, 10:16 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 396
« Reply #4 on: 02 Nov 2018, 10:30 »

RENEE (in hideous faux Australian accent): "So, here we are, mates! Trust me, if I didn't know what I was doing, I'd lose me arm  tryin' to rouse the Greater-Striped Croissant Scoffer in such a disrespectful..."

BRUN: "Awake. Stop Irwining me or I bite."

CLAIRE: "My life keeps getting odder."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 396
« Reply #5 on: 02 Nov 2018, 10:44 »

RENEE (in a bad imitation of a well known movie spell casting instructor): "So you hold the wand thusly with your arm and wrist flexed just so, while you recite the incantation."

BRUN: "You have the wrist all wrong. Its more like this."

CLAIRE: "I thought the wand was supposed to be smaller, rune etched and made from hemlock.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 396
« Reply #6 on: 02 Nov 2018, 14:55 »

"My poking stick is getting tired."
"I will break that stick over my knee."
"Is that Swedish designed?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 396
« Reply #7 on: 02 Nov 2018, 18:37 »

RENEE: "Now open wide and the airplane will fly riiiiiiiiight into the hangar ..."
BRUN: "Left a little ... left a little ... increase rate of descent ... now throttle back ... right a little ... OK, you're on the glide path ..."
CLAIRE: "Shouldn't there be food on the stick?"
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