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Author Topic: What will be on your tombstone?  (Read 41511 times)

Mabus_Zero

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #150 on: 31 Mar 2011, 21:45 »

"Hold on, that's it? I want my money back!"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #151 on: 31 Mar 2011, 23:13 »

"This tombstone will self-destruct in 10 seconds."


"9........8.........7........."
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #152 on: 31 Mar 2011, 23:18 »

not properly on the tombstone, but could you have some very small lettering, designed to get people up close and have a metal hand come up out of the earth and grab their ankle? might end up adding to the graveyard population though
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So two scientists walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking competition, the first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 please". The second scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 too"

Naturally the first scientist won.

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #153 on: 31 Mar 2011, 23:20 »

"...died of a heart attack in a cemetary"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #154 on: 01 Apr 2011, 01:43 »

Here lies x

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So two scientists walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking competition, the first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 please". The second scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 too"

Naturally the first scientist won.

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #155 on: 01 Apr 2011, 05:51 »

"Apparently my first attempt to juggle should not have been with flaming chainsaws."
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #156 on: 01 Apr 2011, 09:26 »

"And for my next trick"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #157 on: 01 Apr 2011, 13:07 »

"Next window please"
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