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First Day of Therapy for Dora in One Word:

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Author Topic: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)  (Read 94136 times)

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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #100 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:13 »

Et tu, Pintsize?

If Marten feels squeamish about using Pintsize to download porn, I don't think he's going to be too enthusiastic about what Pintsize is offering here.

Especially in the living room.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #101 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:16 »

I think he started drnking so suddenly because he wanted it to look more like Dora.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #102 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:18 »

Sorry Marten...what has been seen.....can not be unseen  :-o
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #103 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:19 »

I find it strange nobody is wondering how pintsize got a picture of Dora's naked backside? Because if I'm not mistaken that's the pool of flames on dora's back we're seeing there.
I'm quite sure Marten knows pintsize well enough not to allow him access to that kind of pictures :D
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #104 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:21 »

I will risk getting burned at the proverbial stake in order to ask a simple question: am I the only one getting impatient with the pacing lately?  I want to know what happens but at this rate we're not going to find out for another two weeks.  I'm not trying to be a dick, it's just that the suspense is killing me over here.

Yeah. Probably you are feeling the same way I was a few months ago. After reading the first 1600 or so strips in a weekend it did feel like the pace of the story slowed down to a crawl, when stuck with 5 strips per week.

It takes a while to adjust to Jeph's real pace....

While doing that you start lurking in this forum....

Shortly thereafter you get the urge to start posting, too...

You do know where this ends, don't ya?
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #105 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:22 »

I find it strange nobody is wondering how pintsize got a picture of Dora's naked backside? Because if I'm not mistaken that's the pool of flames on dora's back we're seeing there.
I'm quite sure Marten knows pintsize well enough not to allow him access to that kind of pictures :D

Cosidering it's just lines with no color or shading, it's either magic marker or ASCII art.



You do know where this ends, don't ya?

Let's just say it involves a dick-broom and a hell of a lot of regret.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #106 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:23 »

In regards to Marten's reaction...I concur.  :psyduck:
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #107 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:24 »

I find it strange nobody is wondering how pintsize got a picture of Dora's naked backside? Because if I'm not mistaken that's the pool of flames on dora's back we're seeing there.
I'm quite sure Marten knows pintsize well enough not to allow him access to that kind of pictures :D

I'm guessing it was a drawing, not an actual photograph?

Warning - while you were reading 2 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #108 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:27 »

I'm surprised Hanners isn't going for a bottle at the sight of that as well!
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #109 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:30 »

I know I'd be going for a bottle. There are some things a person should never have to see. Thanks, Jeph. I think I just lost the last bit of innocence I had.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #110 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:34 »

IME, self-medicating with alcohol may be unhealthy, but it's sure as fuck healthier than the shit they give you.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #111 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:38 »

Put simply: the only facial expression better than Marten's in the final panel is  :psyduck:
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #112 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:41 »

Low blow Pintsize, low fucking blow. Literally JUST LOW

On the positive side Marten's face/reaction are priceless, and I'll admit I haven't laughed so hard at a QC strip in god knows how long.
On the negative side, Didn't Marten once berate Faye for this same behavior? Getting drunk before your Mom comes over is NOT the best remedy, Marten.

Though I think I can see a drunken meltdown incoming in 3, 2, 1...
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #113 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:46 »

Low blow Pintsize, low fucking blow. Literally JUST LOW
He's trying to help!  :mrgreen:
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #114 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:48 »

Just when you think Pintsize couldn't sink to any new depths, he does.


Some more of that Ol' Janx Spirit Marten?
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #115 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:53 »

This brings us back to when Pinstsize donned the Moustache/Chest hair combo to seduce Faye after the Sven fiasco.
All that Pintsize knows, he's learned from the internet. And the internet says "Rebound Sex!"
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #116 on: 06 Dec 2010, 23:54 »

Dear gods, that's so wrong on so many levels!  I think this might just be the most disturbing thing Pintisize has yet done. 

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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #117 on: 07 Dec 2010, 00:00 »

This brings us back to when Pinstsize donned the Moustache/Chest hair combo to seduce Faye after the Sven fiasco.
All that Pintsize knows, he's learned from the internet. And the internet says "Rebound Sex!"


HA. Didn't even think of that.

I think Marten has the best facial expressions in QC. Both times involve him being disturbed. First when Cosette ran off right after she asked him out, and now here.

In other news, holy tits, go look at Cosette when we first see her (around 1350), and then look at her now. SHE LOOKS NOT AT ALL ALIKE.

Edit: Yeah, I know that was a total non sequitur, but for some reason Cosette popped into my head.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #118 on: 07 Dec 2010, 00:09 »

You forgot

-Drunken Marten/Hanners sexx0rs.

"Martilore"?

"MANNERS" GOD DAMN IT

Also, I lol'd hard at the comic today, even though a part of my soul died at the same time.

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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #119 on: 07 Dec 2010, 00:15 »

Way to drop the bomb on Marten, Pintsize!

And on that happy note, Happy Pearl Harbor Day, everyone!  :mrgreen:



Looks like Marten's in for a rough night. We'll see if his hangover lasts through greeting his mom when she arrives tomorrow.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #120 on: 07 Dec 2010, 00:18 »

I'm surprised Hanners isn't going for a bottle at the sight of that as well!

I'm praying that at moments like this her innocence protects her.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #121 on: 07 Dec 2010, 00:21 »

wow thats pretty cruel, even for pintsize...then again he was waiting for faye after the sven split so I suppose I shouldnt be as surprised.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #122 on: 07 Dec 2010, 00:40 »

I'm guessing it was a drawing, not an actual photograph?
I'm pretty sure you're right, but Pintsize presumably has the equivalent of a photographic memory, so no doubt it's full of detail. Probably not full-size though; Dora is slim, but not that slim...

Marten's reaction is understandable, but meeting your Mum at the airport red-eyed and hungover is probably a bad move.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #123 on: 07 Dec 2010, 00:43 »

I kinda laughed a little, but at the same time, I was speechless as soon as I realised what Pintsize was doing. Not because it was a low blow, but more of a "Why do I get the feeling that I know someone who would probably do something similar?" Not being serious about said thing, of course, but more of for the sake of being an asshole.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #124 on: 07 Dec 2010, 00:45 »

Marten's reaction is understandable, but meeting your Mum at the airport red-eyed and hungover is probably a bad move.

Who says he has any intention of stopping drinking before his mom arrives?

Remember kids, you can't be hungover if your still drunk! :psyduck:
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #125 on: 07 Dec 2010, 00:47 »

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Marten's reaction is understandable, but meeting your Mum at the airport red-eyed and hungover is probably a bad move.

Especially when trying to explain everything is fine...

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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #126 on: 07 Dec 2010, 00:50 »

Pintsize was clearly TRYING to move Marten to drink; notice that in the last panel, with Marten sucking on the sweet teat of whiskey, Pintsize's grin is bigger than it was in the third panel, indicating that this was obviously the turn of events he was hoping for.  Was it because he wants to see Marten hung over and fuck with him more?  wants him to experience some drunken catharsis?  Wants him to get drunk enough to fuck him as a surrogate Dora?  WHO KNOWS! 1


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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #127 on: 07 Dec 2010, 01:04 »

I just realized that the Rebound Sexxors option would involve Marten having awkward sex with Pintsize's new... modification.

FUCK MANNERS, IT'S ALL ABOUT PINTEN NOW!!!
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #128 on: 07 Dec 2010, 01:12 »

Also, this is proof that despite his crude way of showing it, Pintsize is there for Marten. Would Steve offer his rear to Marten? I THINK NOT.
That's not his rear—it's a fleshlight. And Steve would never do that because he'd know he'd find out how hard a skinny, outraged man can kick (literally) an available ass. If Marten were me, Marigold would have to do some more repair work, fast.

Later, I might realize the spirit of the guesture. Might. That'd be when Marigold would get to do a wee bit of reprogramming, too.

It takes a while to adjust to Jeph's real pace....

While doing that you start lurking in this forum....

Shortly thereafter you get the urge to start posting, too...

You do know where this ends, don't ya?
I believe it's with an expression similar to Marten's in that last panel. Sooner or later. But, of course, when you reach that point, it's not really the end. Actually, I think the forum calls it "asleep in the boner patch." That's when you find out the truth—you're either a dillitente, at which point you move on, or you're an obsessed wierdo, and soon, somebody's shoving a worthless cleaning implement fashioned of items that look suspiciously like penises into your hands. I advise putting on some gloves before accepting. You don't want to know where they've been.

Marten's reaction is understandable, but meeting your Mum at the airport red-eyed and hungover is probably a bad move.
Obviously, that depends on what your mother's like. For Veronica, it might simply provide a vital clue to Marten's state of mind.
Pintsize was clearly TRYING to move Marten to drink; notice that in the last panel, with Marten sucking on the sweet teat of whiskey, Pintsize's grin is bigger than it was in the third panel, indicating that this was obviously the turn of events he was hoping for.  Was it because he wants to see Marten hung over and fuck with him more?  wants him to experience some drunken catharsis?  Wants him to get drunk enough to fuck him as a surrogate Dora?  WHO KNOWS! 1
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #129 on: 07 Dec 2010, 02:18 »

So, I got to, what was it... Panel 3? At first I was like "D'awww Hanners/Marten bonding..." and then suddenly "PINTSIZE W/ A FLESHLIGHT". Jeph's not pulling any punches. Holy fuck.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #130 on: 07 Dec 2010, 02:19 »

I'm waiting for Faye to home and tell him off a mix of How Marten told her off, How Hanners told her off, and Faye's own . . . upfront style.
I have a feeling Marten won't be meeting his mother at the airport but more her bursting in and making herself at home, and possibly fixing up her hungover son (depending how fast Hanners/Faye works)

On the other hand, why is he drinking in the first place? I thought he was sick of Dora. He might be sad, but I don't see how he's THAT sad.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #131 on: 07 Dec 2010, 02:29 »

Marten's mom is going to sleep with Dora. You heard it here first.

I am willing to take this completely on faith and believe it literally. Marten's mom is going to sleep with Dora, Jeph said so  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:


Also Marten: your reaction is completely correct

COMPLETELY CORRECT

Goddamnit Pintsize  :psyduck:
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #132 on: 07 Dec 2010, 02:30 »

I guess he's helping... in his own way...

Also, anyone else relate Marten's mom coming back with this comic?  http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=459

I suspect that consequences will never be the same... lol.  
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #133 on: 07 Dec 2010, 02:31 »

YAY!  I voted MOAR PINTSIZE and it worked. :D  Though it was rather disturbing.  I didn't think it was so bad until I noticed the fleshlight and was like :psyduck:

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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #134 on: 07 Dec 2010, 02:45 »

Damn! Haven't laughed this hard in a loooong time.

*wipes the tears of laughter from eyes*


Somehow, this is, at the same time absolutely hilarious and so wrong on so many levels. One thing I found kinda odd, that Hanners didnt freak out because of Pintsizes antics. Thou that may be in (very immediate) future. Only time will tell..

But was Pintsize trying to be creepy but helpful or just disturbingly malicious, we may never know.

Aside from the comical relief, gotta say, that Lady Luck seems to really dislike Marten. Seriously, seems that the guy just cant catch a break. Actually he seems to be having quite godawful streak of bad luck at the moment, when you think of it. First, the verbal spar(and slight case of grossing out) with his employer (thou in this case, he managed to throw some really funny counterblows), then fighting for his own privacy, which leaded to breakup (which seems to, understandably, have broken him for now), a suprise visit from his mom (like he needed any more things to stress and fight about?) and for grande finale, his own damn anthroPC creeps the bejesus out of him. No wonder he's goin for the bottle. Actually, if his mother wouldnt be visiting, i'd be really suprised if he wouldn't go for really efficient bender (i think that option still isnt fully closed out).



This just keeps getting more and more interesting.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #135 on: 07 Dec 2010, 03:14 »

A creepier thought:  How would you define helpful in this situation?
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #136 on: 07 Dec 2010, 03:26 »

I had to vote "Breaking Pintsize (again)!". Just add "Beneath him, furiously humping".

Man, what a laugh.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #137 on: 07 Dec 2010, 03:51 »

Voted for Rebound Sex.

...With Pintsize.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #138 on: 07 Dec 2010, 04:11 »

Pintsize/Marten OTP! Who'dathunkit?

...No, really, who? You sick, twisted...
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #139 on: 07 Dec 2010, 04:14 »

Stay classy, Pintsize.  :mrgreen:

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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #140 on: 07 Dec 2010, 04:21 »

Okay, first of all, I laughed like mad at this one.  :P

Secondly, I'm a little scared for Hannelore.  If she plans to remain sober with Marten, and he's so ragged and stressed out, he could easily do or say something he's going to regret if he gets drunk, and she might take it to heart.  And before anyone asks, no, I mean he's going to tell her to fuck off, not come on to her.  I don't think there's enough booze in the world to make that happen to Marten right now.
Of course, the other option is that Hannelore starts drinking too, and gets caught up in Marten's current problems, and then gets involved in some manner of drunken shenanigans.  Which normally would be hilarious, but I do worry that when Hannelore's inhibitions disappear while drinking, she might end up doing something terrible like sending abusive texts to Dora or something.

I don't think she's gonna leave and let Marten drink all by himself, but if she stays, I can't see it ending well.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #141 on: 07 Dec 2010, 04:35 »

Okay, I would dismantle Pintsize with a fire-axe for this one. There aren't enough letters in the word "wrong" to adequately express the wrong-ness of this situation.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #142 on: 07 Dec 2010, 04:39 »

Voted for Rebound Sex.

...With Pintsize.

This is not rebound sex.  Not when you're loking at a crudely rendered version of your ex's backside.  It's a disembodied breakup sex, and just beyond fucked up enough to
a) come from Pintsize's processor, and
b) upset Marten. 

Well done! 
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #143 on: 07 Dec 2010, 04:41 »

I too was surprised that MArten wasn't sharing after that visual.

Or that Hanners wasn't reaching for the bottle herself.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #144 on: 07 Dec 2010, 04:57 »

Voted other.

Other A; crying on Hanners shoulder precipitating an "allergic reaction" that leaves Marten temporarily hospitalised with amnesia.
Other B; getting drunk and accidentally getting tangled up in one of Steve's secret intelligence agency missions that reveals Raven to be a Russian sleeper agent and Penelope to be a rogue tax inspector who fell in love with Northampton and terminated her investigation without authority.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #145 on: 07 Dec 2010, 05:14 »

Is it just me, or did the odds for breaking Pintsize just go up by about ten times? Seems to me the only real question is whether Marten or Hanners will be the one doing it.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #146 on: 07 Dec 2010, 05:20 »

I voted for the alienating friends... only because if this was real life, it's probably the way it would go down.

Granted, I have no friends because either I've alienated them all or they've moved to Shanghai or they're dead.
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #147 on: 07 Dec 2010, 05:33 »

I know that pintsize is a bit of an a-hole, but that's.... that's just being plain mean, this is way to far for him.

meh, laughed at Marten's face though....

But still, it's a really low, LOW blow man. Not cool  :psyduck:
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #148 on: 07 Dec 2010, 05:51 »

So this is what happens when Jeph reads the forum....
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Re: WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
« Reply #149 on: 07 Dec 2010, 06:04 »

So strip #1812 wasn't exactly a Tchaikovsky overture. Funny, yeah, but so wrong that I am actually a little bit worried. We sorta knew that Pintsize can outcreep the Bearhat Guy any given day, but what is behind this? What will happen next? Some possibilities:
  • Jeph has spent too much time in this forum lately? (ninja'd by Wiregeek :x while typing)
  • fffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
  • Ho-hum. Your regular run of the mill Pintsize prank.
  • By tomorrow the strip will have been a replaced with one featuring a different Pintsize prank. YB, ST and fireworks revisited?
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